Ready, Set, Go Vroom X5 Ok, put me in your ear buds Me and Dirty use your cerebellum like a kick drum Give me a scalpel, I'ma brain surgeon this time In other words, I'ma 'bout to open up your mind Light of the world, I say Amen to that Cuz every time I hit a track I put fire on wax Aye, you lookin' kinda hungry I can help you with that Boy, my flow, your rows, meetin' these raps Aye, you look at me thinkin' I made it I look up and say it's God's grace and we come from places where you see faces No barber shop, somehow they faded Why do I need to worry about what you thinkin' We ain't even supposed to be in these spaces Drop to the fed, we celebrated 3, 2, 1 everybody go crazy Wait I'ma call my brothers in the A I'ma call my brothers in the H Tampa Bay, NYC, Californ, IA, MIA Or Dallas, Orlando, St. Louie, and my my people is with me Tennessee my home It don't matter what city I tell 'em Ready, Set, Go 1: 16 in the fast lane Catch me if you can Catch me if you can Catch me if you can X2 Vroom Ready Set, Go Ready, Ready, Set, Go X5 Vroom 116 my logo RMG my photo Try to do us wrong, but they come up short as Frodo Turn my music on, have them bouncin' like Pogo But it's always one hater out here lookin' like Bozo You know when I get on this microphone I say Jesus took away When I spit upon, my gorilla form And my riddle form Inside the Church of big reform Believe when I talk about God It's nothing like corn-on-the-cob, or Wizard of Oz It's realer than most of the killin' n' pimpin' and most of you say what you spit in your bars Instead of Christian Rapper, you should call me Trail Rapper I'ma tha boy that's puttin' on from the veil rapper I'ma put me in a circle of some ill rappers And now I brag about God, then kill rappers Whoops, back to the subject You ain't heard Mayweather beatin' on your subs yet Whoopin' on this beat, boy, and I ain't got no gloves yet We havin' fun yet Ready, Set, Go 1: 16 in the fast lane Catch me if you can Catch me if you can Catch me if you can X2 Vroom Ready Set, Go Ready, Ready, Set, Go X5 Vroom

Ready Set Let's Roll Let's Roll Damn, pretty girl, you went done it again You've gone and turned your sexy all the way up to 10 I've never seen a side ride seat looking so hot Baby, you rock, hit the spot like a fireball shot You've got me all high, head spinning around and around I'm down, if you're down, to burn down this town Ready set, let's roll Ready set, let's ride Get your little fine ass on the step Shimmy up inside Just slide, girl,by my side, girl Yeah, we can run this town I can rock your world We can roll 'em down, fog 'em up Cruise around, get stuck, pedal to the metal 'Till the sun comes up I made a deal with the man on the moon He's gonna put in some overtime, we've got all night Ready set, let's roll (Let's roll) Ready set, let's ride (Let's ride) Ready set, let's roll Where the good years and good times meet Girl we can rev it up right 'til we overheat Just forget about the time, get your lips on mine Gotta kiss you, get to know your smile On your mark, get set Ready set, let's roll Ready set, let's ride Get your little fine ass on the step Shimmy up inside Just slide, girl, by my side, girl Yeah, we can run this town I can rock your world We can roll 'em down, fog 'em up Cruise around, get stuck, pedal to the metal 'Till the sun comes up I made a deal with the man on the moon He's gonna put in some overtime, we've got all night Ready set, let's roll (Let's roll) Ready set, let's ride (Let's ride) Ready set, let's roll (Let's roll) Ready set, let's ride (Let's ride) You got my heart bum-bumping When I'm pulling up into your drive Let's hit it ninety to nothin' Couple kids running into the night (Into the night) Ready set, let's roll Ready set, let's ride Get your little fine ass on the step Shimmy up inside Just slide, girl,by my side, girl Yeah, we can run this town I can rock your world We can roll 'em down, fog 'em up Cruise around, get stuck, pedal to the metal 'Till the sun comes up I made a deal with the man on the moon He's gonna put in some overtime, we've got all night Ready set, let's roll (Let's roll) Ready set, let's ride (Let's ride) Ready set, let's roll (Let's roll) Ready set, let's ride (Let's ride) Get your little fine ass on the step Shimmy up inside Yeah, we can run this town You know I'll rock your world C'mon Let's roll Let's ride Let's run this town tonight Ready... Set... Let's roll... Let's roll...

Like it when I whisper I'm like come here mister (Come here) A night he gone remember (Yeah) Feel it in his soul (In his soul) Fucking with a baddie Told me drop the addy (Drop the addy) He gone have to catch me (Yeah) Ready set go (Ready set go) Like it when I whisper I'm like come here mister (Come here) Night he gone remember (Yeah) Feel it in his soul (In his soul) Fucking with a baddie Told me drop the addy (Drop the addy) He gone have to catch me (Yeah) Ready set go Yea I got that expensive taste I ain't looking for friends to make But can all of my beautiful bad bitches Drop it bend and shake? You know when it feels so damn good It's making him lick the plate I put him on a leash, if he want a treat I'm making him sit and wait (Good boy) Up and down, ride it like an elevator (Up and down) Its so good, he celebrates her and he tells the neighbors Come and gas me up, he driving stick I'm the accelerator (Vroom) We going fast all night baby, Talladega (Ayyy) (Uh uh) Ready set go (Let's go) He just wanna hold on tight and never let go (Never let go) XOXO Tic-tac-toe, three hoes in a row Like it when I whisper I'm like come here mister (Come here) A night he gone remember (Yeah) Feel it in his soul (In his soul) Fucking with a baddie Told me drop the addy (Drop the addy) He gone have to catch me (Yeah) Ready set go (Ready set go) Like it when I whisper I'm like come here mister (Come here) Night he gone remember (Yeah) Feel it in his soul (In his soul) Fucking with a baddie Told me drop the addy (Drop the addy) He gone have to catch me (Yeah) Ready set go If you ain't seen it yet you probably won't believe it yet Call me DSL but that don't mean I'm DTF Stay with an attitude my dude this ain't no PMS (Bitch!) If you could be my ex you'll understand why he's depressed (Damn) I drink mimosas and go shopping just to decompress (Bad bitch dot com) Ain't got no wifi but I know you wish that we connect You bitches salty like some pepper, I'm a seasoned vet And every time I ride it rough he call me DMX (Grrr) People always asking me, can they spend all this cash with me They just wanna laugh with me and drink banana daiquiris I might get a bag this week and spend it all at fashion week All these cameras flashing got these little groupies flashing me Like it when I whisper I'm like come here mister (Come here) A night he gone remember (Yeah) Feel it in his soul (In his soul) Fucking with a baddie Told me drop the addy (Drop the addy) He gone have to catch me (Yeah) Ready set go (Ready set go) Like it when I whisper I'm like come here mister (Come here) Night he gone remember (Yeah) Feel it in his soul (In his soul) Fucking with a baddie Told me drop the addy (Drop the addy) He gone have to catch me (Yeah) Ready set go

I'm just calling to say hello Play the friend, you should know I would lift you up if I could reach you Said you're trying, I believe you But don't let me down I said don't let me down 'Cause all I'm trying to do is Stop the bleeding If I don't get through to you, I'm through with you All you ever do is run away, I won't spend Forever chasing you That I won't do No Not gonna chase you forever... You're resisting open arms Closing down, losing heart You can throw your heavy words, But I see through The high is gone, I could be too So don't let me down I said don't let me down 'Cause all I'm trying to do is Stop the bleeding If I don't get through to you, I'm through with you All you ever do is run away, I won't spend Forever chasing you That I won't do No Not gonna chase you forever... Oh I try to be the better man, is it worth it? But you lie, is it working? I'm just calling to say hello Play the friend, you should know 'Cause all I'm trying to do is Stop the bleeding If I don't get through to you, I'm through with you All you ever do is run away, I won't spend Forever chasing you That I won't do No Not gonna chase you forever...

Look at this crib In all of its glorious antiquary Every curve and surface speaks to me Saying pamper and spoil me Sand me and oil me Come on I know to the untrained eye it's boring But nothing's a chore when you're restoring Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain It's fun! Folks say Adam Why do you polish your crib when you don't have a kid? And even if you did have a kid This crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it So it simply exists to remind you Your sense of perfection is just a reflection that You are not mentally prepared to make room for a kid Adam, why don't you live? Adam, just make a start Are you willing to take the next step? Ready, set Ready, set Look at these jugs! Amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery I took some clay and made you pottery The world will never wreck you I'll protect you in a mother's embrace Folks say, Barbara Why can't you see that ceramics is Simply a manifestation of motherly panic By making a baby that's breakable Aren't you creating a way of translating the Terror of making maternal mistakes into clay Hiding away so you don't have to face being a bad mom Barbara That's what you've done, Barbara Just make a start Are you willing to take the next step? Ready, set Here we stand At the end of a 10-year plan A house, a yard, a minivan A baby should be next Together let's leap off the cliff Fall forever, then smash to bits Trapped in a terrifying viper pit Of diapers and regret Are we willing to take the next step? Ready, set Ready, set Not yet Not yet Why rush? Why rush? Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed But not yet! Not yet! Not now Not now Ooohh? No! See? We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards You are absolutely right Let's add it to the list With the cracks in the plaster The wi-fi should be faster This sofa needs a castor The bathroom's a disaster! What about global poverty? What about world peace? Then there's the whole darn economy The whole Middle East We should learn Mandarin Yeah! Or Spanish at least No habla español Dos cervezas por favor And that's all we got And that's not a lot Do we want a bilingual household or not? So let's go slow No breaking a sweat What's the point of having children If we're drowning in debt? Now we're totally Completely Maybe eighty percent I'd say seventy-eight Ready to take The next step (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah!) The next step (Zooby dooby dooby, dooby dop and bow!) The next step (Zweeby, beeby, boo-bah-bah-dee!) The next step Ready, set let's See I wasn't kidding It's a show about death!

Look at this stuff God, it's depressing You don't like this stuff? Barbara, this is our stuff A shrine to the feelings We've been repressing Well, then maybe we should go Unfinished projects Meaningless objects Plans I abandoned or quit It's the stuff of our lives And all of its shit What? Barbara? Books on computers A "spin-your-own-yarn" kit? Okay, that... Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be Home-brewed kombucha That tasted like armpit We are not kombucha people We did find that out Take it and trash it Burn it or smash it We have to adapt to survive We can be fighters With fire inside us We're more than detritus We're finally alive! The Barbara you married She is dead and buried Six-feet below And now Barbara the doormat She's coming back in a new format Time to let go Say hello To Barbara 2.0! I never even used this But then I felt bad that I never used it Break it! Barbara, you're right I think I've been hiding I was too! I don't even like pottery! Stuck out of sight Like my un-used aluminum siding We are not aluminum siding people! Tragic and static Trapped in this attic Now Adam is shedding his skin No more excuses We're no longer useless We've got nothing to lose We can finally begin! The new Adam is wiser The old one's fertilizer It's time to let go Say hello! I'm tired of doors To better or more We could just walk But we've done that before What we cannot ignore As Lydia needs us That must be the reason she sees us Adam, I wanna stay She needs people who won't run away Friends who don't stop at problems or obstacles Not a house But a home Ready, set, let's go! Time to let go 'Cause the new upgraded Maitlands Are charging out the gates and They're gonna unload Say hello To Maitlands 2.0! Maitlands 2.0! Maitlands 2.0!

Shake shake shake senora Shake your body line Shake shake shake senora Shake it all the time Work work work senora Work your body line Work work work senora Work it all the time My girls name is Senora I tell you friends I adore her And when she dances oh mother She is a hurricane in all kinds of ways Jump in the line Rock your body in time Ok I believe you Jump in line Rock your body in time Ok I believe you Shake shake shake senora Shake your body line Work work work senora Work it all the time Momma if you're listening, doesn't this blow your mind I was on a mission This is what I left behind I miss you everyday, think a little stranger than usual And you will find, world beyond your comprehension Unless you noted all dimensions A little uncoventional I know But momma I'm home I'm home Shake shake shake senora I'm home

Hey mom, dead mom I need a little help here I'm prob'ly talking to myself here But dead mom, I gotta ask Are you really in the ground? 'Cause I feel you all around me Are you here, dead mom? Dead mom Dead mom I'm tired of trying to iron out my creases I'm a bunch of broken pieces It was you who made me whole Every day dad's staring at me Like all, "Hurry up, get happy Move along Forget about your mom" 'Cause daddy's in denial Daddy doesn't wanna feel He wants me to smile And clap like a performing seal Ignored it for a while But daddy's lost his mind for real You won't believe the mess that we've become You're my home My destination And I'm your clone Your strange creation You held my hand And life came easy Now jokes don't land And no one sees me Nothing seems to fit Mamma is this it? Are you receiving? I want something to believe in or I'm done Take me where my soul can run or I'll be in my bedroom Wake me when I'm twenty one Daddy's moving forward Daddy didn't lose a mom Mama won't you send a sign? I'm running out of hope and time A plague of mice, a lightning strike Or drop a nuclear bomb No more playing daddy's game I'll go insane if things don't change Whatever it takes to make him say your name Dead mom

Daylight come and we wan' go- In times like these, we have no words We have only each other Today we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz Devoted wife of Charles, beloved mother to Lydia Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not, for we do not walk alone" You're invisible when you're sad Clocks tick and phones still ring The world carries on like mad But nobody sees a thing Whispering behind their hands Lost for kind words to say Nobody understands And everyone goes away Grown-ups wanna fix things When they can't it only fills them with shame So they just look away Is it being greedy to need somebody to see me And say my name? Seems when you lose your mom No one turns off the sun Folks carry on, that's that You're invisible when you're sad Holy crap, a ballad already? And such a bold departure from the original source material