Creepy Old Guy - Sophia Anne Caruso, Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, Adam Dannheisser, Leslie Kritzer & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble

金は人を帝王にする はたまた裸の王にする 手にした途端に誰もが調子づく 無くなりゃ即調子狂う 効率重視でローリスク 法律スレスレ凍りつく 一歩間違えりゃ人生棒に振る また誰かが音信不通 悪い金 良い金 やらしい金 正しい金得るためただ get busy 力まかせに引きちぎれば取るに足らない こんな紙切れに俺達は頭が上がらない いとも簡単に人の心を買えるおまじない 今夜何万円であの娘にやりたい放題 Hey, hey, mr. リッチメン いつもしたがえてる大勢のイエスマン 奴らお前自身じゃ無くて お前のサイフにしっぽ振ってる Hey, hey, mr. リッチメン いつもはべらしてるべっぴんさん 奴らお前自身じゃなく お前の預金残高と fuck してるだけ Uh-huh めちゃうらやましい 金持ち皆くたばりゃいい (働け) Gimme da money, gimme da money (oh yeah) 君のため 俺のため (oh yeah) 誰のため 何のため (oh yeah) Gimme da money, gimme da money No, no プラダ no フェンディ no エルメス no グッチ ヒデー男と言われても仕方ない 一応それなりに頑張っちゃいるが こりゃちょっとした行き違い ゆうてねぇ 生きてるだけで丸儲けと言うにはまだ若すぎる コレが無きゃどうにもならないモノであふれてる でも稼げど稼げど右から左へと流れてく 指咥え見てる 生まれ落ちた瞬間に発生する法外なチャージ料金 日々 加算するオプションに請求書の額見てたじろぎ それも引かれんの それも取んの そんなかかんの これしか乗らんの？ガッデム しゃーないココ そんな国 人生はぼったくり no justice (悪い金 良い金 あやしい金 正しい金 得るためただget busy) 無いとどこまでも踏みにじられる あるとどこまでも強気になれる 無いとどこまでも足元見られる あるとどこまでも高みを目指せる スネをかじってか? (say what?) 汗水たらしてか? (say what?) 誰かをだましてか? (say what?) どれも同じってか? (no, no, no) Gimme da money, gimme da money (oh yeah) 君のため 俺のため (oh yeah) 誰のため 何のため (oh yeah) Gimme da money, gimme da money No, no プラダ no フェンディ no エルメス no グッチ ヒデー男と言われても仕方ない 一応それなりに頑張っちゃいるが こりゃちょっとした行き違い No, no プラダ no フェンディ no エルメス no グッチ ヒデー男と言われても仕方ない 一応人並みに目が無いけど 昔からコレには縁が無いゆうてねぇ

Shake shake shake senora Shake your body line Shake shake shake senora Shake it all the time Work work work senora Work your body line Work work work senora Work it all the time My girls name is Senora I tell you friends I adore her And when she dances oh mother She is a hurricane in all kinds of ways Jump in the line Rock your body in time Ok I believe you Jump in line Rock your body in time Ok I believe you Shake shake shake senora Shake your body line Work work work senora Work it all the time Momma if you're listening, doesn't this blow your mind I was on a mission This is what I left behind I miss you everyday, think a little stranger than usual And you will find, world beyond your comprehension Unless you noted all dimensions A little uncoventional I know But momma I'm home I'm home Shake shake shake senora I'm home

Hey mom, dead mom I need a little help here I'm prob'ly talking to myself here But dead mom, I gotta ask Are you really in the ground? 'Cause I feel you all around me Are you here, dead mom? Dead mom Dead mom I'm tired of trying to iron out my creases I'm a bunch of broken pieces It was you who made me whole Every day dad's staring at me Like all, "Hurry up, get happy Move along Forget about your mom" 'Cause daddy's in denial Daddy doesn't wanna feel He wants me to smile And clap like a performing seal Ignored it for a while But daddy's lost his mind for real You won't believe the mess that we've become You're my home My destination And I'm your clone Your strange creation You held my hand And life came easy Now jokes don't land And no one sees me Nothing seems to fit Mamma is this it? Are you receiving? I want something to believe in or I'm done Take me where my soul can run or I'll be in my bedroom Wake me when I'm twenty one Daddy's moving forward Daddy didn't lose a mom Mama won't you send a sign? I'm running out of hope and time A plague of mice, a lightning strike Or drop a nuclear bomb No more playing daddy's game I'll go insane if things don't change Whatever it takes to make him say your name Dead mom

Daylight come and we wan' go- In times like these, we have no words We have only each other Today we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz Devoted wife of Charles, beloved mother to Lydia Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not, for we do not walk alone" You're invisible when you're sad Clocks tick and phones still ring The world carries on like mad But nobody sees a thing Whispering behind their hands Lost for kind words to say Nobody understands And everyone goes away Grown-ups wanna fix things When they can't it only fills them with shame So they just look away Is it being greedy to need somebody to see me And say my name? Seems when you lose your mom No one turns off the sun Folks carry on, that's that You're invisible when you're sad Holy crap, a ballad already? And such a bold departure from the original source material

I was hot I went to parties a lot Y'know? I was driving Lamborghinis Sipping super-dry martinis In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht But I was depressed Also completely obsessed An unhappy beauty queen Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina I had such low self-esteem I was a mess So I gave it all up for the netherworld I've been here forever, girl If I was more clever, girl I would've stuck it out Knowing what life's about Pain and joy and suffering Failing but recovering I'll tell you another thing Everyone here is alone So if you are breathing Go home! If I knew then What I know now I would have looked within and let love in somehow If I only knew The truth back then I wouldn't have had my little accident Don't be blind You left your whole life behind See a shrink Call a priest Ask the recently deceased Death is final and you cannot press rewind Don't jump when the light is red Toasters should be used for bread Never smoke cigars in bed Nietzsche was right, y'know, to live is to suffer, bro Don't cheat on the one you wed Never whip a thoroughbred Angry pygmys shrunk his head Why did it take death to see Happiness was up to me? If I knew then What I know now I would've laughed and danced And lanced every sacred cow I thought I knew But I was wrong 'Cause life is short But death is super long I exploded! If I knew then (If I knew) What I know now I would've crossed every line And drank all the wine Before my final bow If I knew (If I knew) The things that now I know I would ride the highs and cherish the lows Going, it's a quick trick 'round the rodeo So before they lower the curtain, be certain to enjoy the show That's what I know! Life is short but death is long Here, one minute then it's gone Thought I knew but I was wrong If I only knew what I know now!