Primus - Babes In Toyland

Lloyd Boyd was conspiranoid Barking chemtrails in the skies Claiming Bill Gates had put microchips In all the chicken pot pies Launching himself in his lawn chair Proving the earth was flat Microwaving his burritos Now he always wears his tinfoil hat Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Marion Barrion, contrarian Felt Doctor Tony was selling her lies So, to keep from getting the big bad flu She sprinkled cat urine into her eyes With garlic cloves in her nostrils And dryer sheets taped to her head Marion Barrion, contrarian Is now stinking up a hospital bed Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Conspiranoia You can lead a horse to water But you cannot make him drink You can guide a fool towards logic But you'll rarely make him think Be wary of conspiranoia As purveyors abound For an open mind to open Spills its contеnts on the ground Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Let me tеll you something about Betty White That the lame-stream media won't report She died of a COVID booster shot She was also Barbara Bush's secret sister Cow dung will protect everyone It's scientifically proven that cow dung is anti-radiation This is a chip that can be used in mobile phones to reduce radiation It'll safeguard people against diseases Which leads us to chemtrails Scientists and governments are seeding the atmosphere Implementing biological warfare and population control And geoengineering a race of superhuman Jews We are ruled by a race of extraterrestrial beings Who came to Earth around five hundred thousand years ago In order to mine gold They are a race of blood-drinking, shape-shifting alien reptiles And have infiltrated the Bush family Margaret Thatcher, Bob Hope, and the British royals, among others JFK Jr. is alive and well He did not die in a plane crash Off the coast of Martha's Vineyard in '99 He's gonna appear here in Dealey Plaza 58 years after his father's assassination To announce that he'll be Donald Trump's running mate in 2024 The Earth is not a sphere And evidence has been faked or suppressed To hide the fact that it is instead a disk Or a single infinite plane GPS devices are rigged to make aircraft pilots wrongly believe That they are flying around the globe The Camp Fire in California Destroyed over a hundred and fifty-three thousand acres Eighteen thousand structures, resulting (Conspirinoia) If it was caused by a downed power line Why did numerous witnesses (Conspirinoia) Do you really believe it's coincidence that the fires also burned The areas of Jerry Brown's projected seventy-seven (Cosnpirinoia) Million-dollar high speed railway project (Conspirinoia) (Conspirinoia) 'Cause I don't Not when the evidence is right in front of our faces Jewish space lasers

I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it "D-M-V" Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean Stood there and I've waited, and choked back the urge to scream And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee Call it pointless When I need relief, I spell it "T-H-C" Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy Call it pointless Pointless Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs, and trips to DMV Call it pointless Pointless I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it "D-M-V" Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen And if I had my druthers, I'd screw that chimpanzee Call it pointless Pointless Pointless

Amos Moses was a Cajun. And lived by himself in the swamp Hunting alligator for a living. Knock 'em on the head with a stump The Louisiana law's gonna get you, Amos It ain't legal hunting alligator down in the swamp, boy Now everybody blamed his old man For raising him mean as a snake When Amos Moses was a boy, His Daddy would use him as alligator bait Tie a rope around his waist, Throw him in the swamp Alligator bait on the Louisiana bayou Just about 45 minutes Southeast of Tipidow, Louisiana There lived a man called Duck Bill Sam And his pretty wife Hannah They raised up a son that could Eat up his weight in groceries Named him after a man of the cloth. They called him Amos Moses Now folks in South Louisiana Said Amos was a helluva man He could trap the biggest, meanest alligator. He only had to use one hand That's all he got left 'Cause the alligator bit him. Ha ha! Left arm gone clean up to the elbow Just about 45 minutes Southeast of Tipidow, Louisiana There lived a man called Duck Bill Sam And his pretty wife Hannah They raised up a son that could Eat up his weight in groceries Named him after a man of the cloth. They called him Amos Moses Here comes Amos And you should have seen his pretty wife, Hannah Well, the Sheriff got wind that Amos was in the swamp hunting alligator skin So he hid in the swamp, I'm gonna get you boy. He never did come out again. Well, I wonder where the Louisiana Sheriff went to? Sure can get lost in the Louisiana bayou (3X)

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet These are the colors of the Seven When a rainbow catches their eye, they lure and beguile it These are the Desaturating Seven The Seven came a creepin' The Seven came to play The Seven filled the land with a cold dismay Seven came slaking their wretched thirst Desaturating colors 'til bellies burst The Desaturating Seven The Desaturating Seven Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet These are the Desaturating Seven With the grandeur of the world, they abuse and defile it These are the Desaturating Seven They fill their mouths with greed and take way more then they need Ha ho, the Desaturating Seven They're going to prowl and prey 'til the world is dark and grey Because they are the Desaturating Seven The Seven came a creepin' The Seven came to play The Seven filled the land with a cold dismay Seven came slaking their wretched thirst Desaturating colors 'til bellies burst The Desaturating Seven The Desaturating Seven

You can have a lolly pop A candy bar a jelly bean I'll buy you a rainbow To hang above your door It's pudding time Laughter is a sweet You can't put a price on When laughter's all gone Daddy won't buy you more It's pudding time It's pudding time children Money money money To buy you things Daddy's gonna buy you A diamond ring Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't put Humpty together again. San Francisco Bay The Striped Bass are dying But you're gonna get That brand new bike Oh joy It's pudding time It's pudding time children

I had a friend that took a belt, Took a belt and hung himself Hung himself in the doorway Of the apartment where he lived His woman and his little bro Came home from the grocery store Only to find him dangling In the apartment where he lived I had a friend who shaved his head Put his Doctor Martens on And drew such wonderous pictures In the apartment where he lived He praised my creativity, Though he spoke sarcastically Oh, the conversations In the apartment where he lived I had a friend that took a belt, Took a belt and hung himself Hung himself in the doorway Of the apartment where he lived Rock, she thought him spiteful; Ler, he thought him pitiful Me, I've never been back to the apartment where he lived

Toyland, toyland Little girl and boy land When you dwell within it You are ever happy there! Childhood toyland Mystical merry toyland Once you pass it's borders You can never return again! (not again!) < instrumental break > Childhood toyland (Toyland!) Mystical merry toyland Once you pass it's borders You can never return again! (Toyland!) Toyland (Toyland!) toyland (Toyland!) Toyland!

Please, take me back Please, take me back To Toyland, Toyland Please, take me back to Toyland Everyone's happy there It's more than a girl and boy land Where dreams just like Toys can be shared If you believe in Toyland (Toyland) Believe in things that you cannot see All the world would become a joy land What a wonderful world this would be Please, take me back to Toyland Everyone's happy there It's more than a girl and boy land Where dreams just like Toys can be shared If you believe in Toyland Believe in things that you cannot see All the world would become a joy land What a wonderful world this would be