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Lloyd Boyd was conspiranoid
Barking chemtrails in the skies
Claiming Bill Gates had put microchips
In all the chicken pot pies
Launching himself in his lawn chair
Proving the earth was flat
Microwaving his burritos
Now he always wears his tinfoil hat

Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia

Marion Barrion, contrarian
Felt Doctor Tony was selling her lies
So, to keep from getting the big bad flu
She sprinkled cat urine into her eyes
With garlic cloves in her nostrils
And dryer sheets taped to her head
Marion Barrion, contrarian
Is now stinking up a hospital bed

Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia

You can lead a horse to water
But you cannot make him drink
You can guide a fool towards logic
But you'll rarely make him think
Be wary of conspiranoia
As purveyors abound
For an open mind to open
Spills its contеnts on the ground

Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia

Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia

Let me tеll you something about Betty White
That the lame-stream media won't report
She died of a COVID booster shot
She was also Barbara Bush's secret sister

Cow dung will protect everyone
It's scientifically proven that cow dung is anti-radiation
This is a chip that can be used in mobile phones to reduce radiation
It'll safeguard people against diseases

Which leads us to chemtrails
Scientists and governments are seeding the atmosphere
Implementing biological warfare and population control
And geoengineering a race of superhuman Jews

We are ruled by a race of extraterrestrial beings
Who came to Earth around five hundred thousand years ago
In order to mine gold
They are a race of blood-drinking, shape-shifting alien reptiles
And have infiltrated the Bush family
Margaret Thatcher, Bob Hope, and the British royals, among others

JFK Jr. is alive and well
He did not die in a plane crash
Off the coast of Martha's Vineyard in '99
He's gonna appear here in Dealey Plaza
58 years after his father's assassination
To announce that he'll be Donald Trump's running mate in 2024
The Earth is not a sphere
And evidence has been faked or suppressed
To hide the fact that it is instead a disk
Or a single infinite plane
GPS devices are rigged to make aircraft pilots wrongly believe
That they are flying around the globe

The Camp Fire in California
Destroyed over a hundred and fifty-three thousand acres
Eighteen thousand structures, resulting
(Conspirinoia)
If it was caused by a downed power line
Why did numerous witnesses
(Conspirinoia)
Do you really believe it's coincidence that the fires also burned
The areas of Jerry Brown's projected seventy-seven (Cosnpirinoia)
Million-dollar high speed railway project
(Conspirinoia)
(Conspirinoia)
'Cause I don't
Not when the evidence is right in front of our faces
Jewish space lasers

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Conspiranoia (feat. Big Barry) - Morodo, Maykal &...

@Brodie

901

Una vez más ya llega el súper Nyahbingiman Uh yeah La gente está creyendo en las mentiras del político Y cuando el rasta habla lo tratan como un ridículo Vivimos en un mundo irónico En el que la televisión se ha convertido en oráculo Rituales satánicos, directo en espectáculos Dicen que iluminatis se la pasan observándonos Que hay una sociedad secreta y maneja el pentágono El jefe del cotarro es un completo lunático Y que todo está medido a compás y cartabón Que hay intereses comerciales detrás de cada invasión Que el Disney Chanel nació como sistema de control Y de programación mental que asusta al consumidor Conspiranoia, así se llama la historia Entre mentiras y medias verdades giran la noria Así es que cimentan Babilonia Llevan engañándonos desde que tenemos memoria Conspiranoia, así funciona esta logia Teoría del caos falsa bandera, no son historias Así cimentan Babilonia Porque la cosa es tan seria, que ahora queda Somalia Por eso la invadió Estados Unidos de América Que el 11s fue una maniobra maquiavélica Pa poner en marcha la máquina Intereses subterráneos en la luna y también Alaska Y que el presidente Obama esto lo sabe y se la casca Que no encuentran sentido a las líneas de Nazca Y las pirámides de Egipto, el arca de la alianza Conspiranoia, así se llama la historia Entre mentiras y medias verdades giran la noria Así es que cimentan Babilonia Llevan engañándonos desde que tenemos memoria Conspiranoia, así funciona esta logia Teoría del caos falsa bandera, no son historias Así cimentan babilonia Stop them man es el nuevo nuevo orden Mentiras en el este oeste sur y norte Puedes hacer preguntas y ellos no responden Ahora déjenme que hable en mi nombre Y digo todo es mentira Así es como la bola gira Viajan a su mente a través de la retina Así su vida contaminan Con la realidad de Wikipedia proponen su historia Conspiranoia, así se llama la historia Entre mentiras y medias verdades giran la noria Así es que cimentan Babilonia Llevan engañándonos desde que tenemos memoria Conspiranoia, así funciona esta logia Teoría del caos falsa bandera, no son historias Asi funciona Babilonia (Conspiranoia) Una vez más ya llega súper Nyahbingiman Ya Big Barry

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Jerry Was a Race Car Driver - Primus

@Benedetta

7,484

Jerry was a race car driver He drove so goddamn fast He never did win no checkered flags But he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver He'd say "El Sob number one" With a Bocephus sticker on his 442 He'd light 'em up just for fun Ahhhh Ahhhh Captain Pierce was a fireman Richmond engine number three I'll be a wealthy man when I get a dime For all the things that man taught to me Now, Captain Pierce was a strong man Strong as any man alive It stuck in his craw That they made him retire at the age of sixty-five Ahhhh Ahhhh Go! Hee hee hee! Dog will hunt! Ahhhh Ahhhh Jerry was a race car driver Twenty-two years old One too many cold beers one night Wrapped himself around a telephone pole, go!

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Fish On (Fisherman Chronicles,... - Primus

@Irene

175

Felt a pang late one afternoon I was fishin' off Muir beach With Larry LaLonde Grabbed a tuna salad sandwich And I started to chew Pretty soon Ler's yellin Fish on. Fish on I was just a little pup And it was derby day Was dad and me and Darrell Out in San Pablo bay Taco flavored Doritos And my orange life vest Dad caught a hundred pound sturgeon On twenty-pound test Now he fought that fish for an hour And a half Darrell'd say "Jump ya sons a bitch!" And he grabbed for the gaff When we got him in the boat He measured six feet long I was so danged impressed I had To write a song called Fish on T'was a bright and sunny day It was me and Todd Huth Fishin' shark and Stingray Out of Bohuas Lagoon Well hey, hey, hey I'll be screwed, Blued and tatooed Looks like I got me one of them Fish on. Fish on.

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Amos Moses - Primus

@Angelica

173

Amos Moses was a Cajun. And lived by himself in the swamp Hunting alligator for a living. Knock 'em on the head with a stump The Louisiana law's gonna get you, Amos It ain't legal hunting alligator down in the swamp, boy Now everybody blamed his old man For raising him mean as a snake When Amos Moses was a boy, His Daddy would use him as alligator bait Tie a rope around his waist, Throw him in the swamp Alligator bait on the Louisiana bayou Just about 45 minutes Southeast of Tipidow, Louisiana There lived a man called Duck Bill Sam And his pretty wife Hannah They raised up a son that could Eat up his weight in groceries Named him after a man of the cloth. They called him Amos Moses Now folks in South Louisiana Said Amos was a helluva man He could trap the biggest, meanest alligator. He only had to use one hand That's all he got left 'Cause the alligator bit him. Ha ha! Left arm gone clean up to the elbow Just about 45 minutes Southeast of Tipidow, Louisiana There lived a man called Duck Bill Sam And his pretty wife Hannah They raised up a son that could Eat up his weight in groceries Named him after a man of the cloth. They called him Amos Moses Here comes Amos And you should have seen his pretty wife, Hannah Well, the Sheriff got wind that Amos was in the swamp hunting alligator skin So he hid in the swamp, I'm gonna get you boy. He never did come out again. Well, I wonder where the Louisiana Sheriff went to? Sure can get lost in the Louisiana bayou (3X)

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The Seven - Primus

@Ilaria

252

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet These are the colors of the Seven When a rainbow catches their eye, they lure and beguile it These are the Desaturating Seven The Seven came a creepin' The Seven came to play The Seven filled the land with a cold dismay Seven came slaking their wretched thirst Desaturating colors 'til bellies burst The Desaturating Seven The Desaturating Seven Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet These are the Desaturating Seven With the grandeur of the world, they abuse and defile it These are the Desaturating Seven They fill their mouths with greed and take way more then they need Ha ho, the Desaturating Seven They're going to prowl and prey 'til the world is dark and grey Because they are the Desaturating Seven The Seven came a creepin' The Seven came to play The Seven filled the land with a cold dismay Seven came slaking their wretched thirst Desaturating colors 'til bellies burst The Desaturating Seven The Desaturating Seven

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Pudding Time - Primus

@Carlotta

147

You can have a lolly pop A candy bar a jelly bean I'll buy you a rainbow To hang above your door It's pudding time Laughter is a sweet You can't put a price on When laughter's all gone Daddy won't buy you more It's pudding time It's pudding time children Money money money To buy you things Daddy's gonna buy you A diamond ring Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't put Humpty together again. San Francisco Bay The Striped Bass are dying But you're gonna get That brand new bike Oh joy It's pudding time It's pudding time children

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John the Fisherman - Primus

@Caterina

2,513

One, two When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school His mind would turn unto the waters Always the focus of adolescent ridicule He has no time for farmer's daughters Alienated from the clique society A lonely boy finds peace in fishing His mother says, "John, this is not the way life's supposed to be Don't you see the life that you are missing?" And he says "When I grow up I want to be One of the harvesters of the sea I think before my days are done I want to be a fisherman" Now years gone by, we find the man who rules the sea He sets out on a dark May morning To bring his catch back to this small community He doesn't see the danger dawning Four hours up, oh, the ocean swelled and swelled The fog rolled in, it started raining The starboard bow, oh my God, we're going down They do not hear his frantic mayday As he says "When I grow up I want to be One of the harvesters of the sea I think before my days are done I want to be a fisherman" "I'll live and die a fisherman" Call him John the fisherman Call him John the fisherman We call him John the fisherman

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