I live by my special motto today And that's that anything worth doing is worth doing terribly So I decided to marry a telephone pole On my 74th birthday Cause I was bored of the constant monotony of Singing dumb songs about problems in my life And decided it was worth after 74 years of being on this earth To marry a telephone pole This telephone wasn't aware of its telephone pole It was decked in all kinds of advertisements like What you want to have on your birthday Missing people??? John's missing cat And a missing toddler too This was a special telephone pole to me Cause I could never understand the logic of Not marrying a telephone pole At least once in my life These were the top things on my bucket list Then I did it, I did it Cause I am a special guy I married a telephone pole and I liked it Telephone poles are better companions than actual people They never fight with you or anything of that sort And they can always be there with you If they move in with you So, I ripped the telephone pole out of the ground And took it home with me that day Cutting the power lines for many people Yes, yes, I know Everyone hates me now cause I cut their electricity out And the city is looking for me And no one's recognizing my marriage with the telephone pole But it's true And anyone who disagrees on that fact Well They just don't believe in telephone poles Having feelings cause they do cause they're very special They're living breathing creatures, you know that? That's why I married a telephone pooollleeee They're the best friends you could ever have And they will always be with you So that's why I married a telephone pooollleeee

Well you can count me in And you can count me out Because it's sink or swim I'm a man of doubt You can find me high And you can find me low Sometimes I'm gonna fly Sometimes I'm gonna blow I go up, I go up, I go up I come down, I come down, I come down Nowhere in the middle Answer to the riddle God I need some centre ground And I wanna know why I'm going from pole to pole And I wanna know why I feel so out of control Going from pole to pole And I can't back down Going from pole to pole Well I'm the king of the world I'm the lowest of the low I let my flag unfurl Then it's time for me to go 'Cause I'm a bad bad boy Such a sad sad boy Always hiding my face And then invading your space I go up, I go up, I go up I come down, I come down, I come down I'm a whole lotta crazy Steamroller baby Don't want me maybe around And I wanna know why I'm going from pole to pole And I wanna know why I feel so out of control Going from pole to pole And I can't back down Going from pole to pole I'm losing ground And I wanna know why I'm going from pole to pole And I wanna know why I feel so out of control Going from pole to pole And I can't back down Going from pole to pole And I'm losing ground Going from pole to pole And I can't back down Going from pole to pole And I'm losing ground

Mi love the way you tight Mi love the way you tight Gyal mi love the way you tight Cock up nuh gyal Tek time skin it out Yuh fi seh baby come dig it out Whine like you a go-go Bruk the cockey meck mi come And mi love the way you tight How you pussy feel suh? Small, you a size zero Cock it up and meck mi feel you Yo pussy save mi, it save mi It a mi hero Sit down when the cockey tought You gi mi a wassy fuck Shi seh don't stop Same way bad it up Yo body meck nough man a mad hi nuh You know your body good You know your body good Mi know seh you love it when mi rough it up Cock up nuh gyal Tek time skin it out Yuh fi seh baby come dig it out Whine like you a go-go Bruk the cockey meck mi come And mi love the way you tight How you pussy feel suh? Small, you a size zero Cock it up and meck mi feel you Yo pussy save mi, it save mi It a mi hero Mi waan you fi come yah gyal Mi a touch you meck yo wet Kiss you pon yo neck And hand a rub up pon yo breast Yo meck yo body love the loving weh you get Tight pussy love tough ckey Mi buddy nuh dead You know your body good You know your body good Mi know seh you love it when mi rough it up Cock up nuh gyal Tek time skin it out Yuh fi seh baby come dig it out Whine like you a go-go Bruk the cockey meck mi come And mi love the way you tight How you pussy feel suh? Small, you a size zero Cock it up and meck mi feel you Yo pussy save mi, it save mi It a mi hero