Plastic Jesus - The Bygones, Joshua Lee Turner & Allison Young

I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I got my plastic Jesus Ridin' on the dashboard of my car Through my trials and tribulations And my travels through the nation With my plastic Jesus I'll go far Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air A wreck may be ahead but he don't mind Trouble comin' he don't seek He just keeps his eye on me And any other thing that lies behind With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far I sit with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say damn I can let all my curses roll 'Cause Jesus plastico doesn't hear 'Cause he has a plastic ear The man who invented plastic saved my soul With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye and I'll go far I sit with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car, oh yeah And if I weave around at night Policemen think I'm very tired They never find my bottle though they ask 'Cause plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off, you see He's hollow and I use him like a flask Save me I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary Ridin' on the dashboard of my car I feel that I'm protected amply I've got the love of the whole damn family Ridin' on the dashboard of my car With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye and I'll go far And I sit with my plastic Jesus I said we're sitting on the dashboard of my car, oh-oh I sit with my plastic Jesus (when I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan) Help me Jesus, help me Jesus (sittin' on the dashboard of my car) With my plastic Jesus (women know I'm on the level thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil) Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car

โอ้ ฉันรอเธอนานเเค่ไหน โอ้ ฉันคิดถึงเธอไม่ไหว เเต่ถึงจะยังไง สุดท้ายเธอต้องไป เเต่ฉันก็จะรอ เรานั้นต่างรู้ดี ว่าจบไปเเล้ว เเต่สิ่งที่เหลือคือความทรงจำ ที่ยังคงอยู่ หากสิ่งที่เหลือในความทรงจำ คือเธอกับฉัน กลับกลายเป็นฝันที่สลายไป ไม่มีเธออยู่ ขอให้เราไม่ห่างกัน ขอให้เธออยู่ในนั้น ขอให้เธอไม่อยู่ลำพัง ขอให้เธออยู่กับฉัน ขอให้เธออยู่ในนั้น ขอให้เธอไม่อยู่คนเดียว เรานั้นต่างรู้ดี ว่าจบไปเเล้ว เเต่สิ่งที่เหลือคือความทรงจำ ที่ยังคงอยู่ หากสิ่งที่เหลือในความทรงจำ คือเธอกับฉัน กลับกลายเป็นฝันที่สลายไป ไม่มีเธออยู่ โอ้ ฉันรอต่อไปไม่ไม่ไหว โอ้ ฉันคิดถึงเธอไม่ไหว ขอ ให้เธอได้อยู่ข้างใน เเม้ ว่าเธอจะจากฉันไป ขอให้เราไม่ห่างกัน ขอให้เธออยู่ในนั้น ขอให้เธอไม่อยู่ลำพัง ขอให้เธออยู่กับฉัน ขอให้เธออยู่ในนั้น ขอให้เธอไม่อยู่คนเดียว (ขอ ให้เธอได้อยู่ข้างใน) (เเม้ ว่าเธอจะจากฉันไป)

Everyone looks like plastic Threw away all the magic Giving in to bad habits Pretending we're more than savage Everyone looks like plastic Setting it all off balance Everyone looks like plastic Everyone looks like plastic Threw away all the magic Giving in to bad habits Pretending we're more than savage Everyone looks like plastic Setting it all off balance Everyone looks like plastic Everyone looks like plastic Threw away all thе magic Giving in to bad habits Pretending we'rе more than savage Everyone looks like plastic Setting it all off balance Everyone looks like plastic

I always thought you were someone to die for I used to say I'd never been so much in love before Now I know the meaning of forever It's such a long time When you're not having fun Remember how we always were together They used to say no one would see us coming one by one There was a time when I thought we could shake it No matter what we would always make it Don't know how it came to this I feel like I've been wrapped up in plastic Never knew how life could be Both you and me like wrapped up in plastic I always thought I was standing on solid ground Now I feel like a record spinning 'round and 'round I'm so lost in the world of "I have to's" It's been a long time since I had some fun I used to be where the hot summer wind blows There'd be no problems no bad options standing in my way Now I'm trapped and no way to get out Don't know how it came to this I feel like I've been wrapped up in plastic Never knew how life could be Both you and me like wrapped up in plastic I don't know how Somewhere we got off track I tried but I couldn't keep it in my heart I looked around I tried to get it back Oh tell me how could we let it go Don't know how it came to this I feel like I've been wrapped up in plastic Now it's all gone Wrapped in plastic Did it all wrong Now we lost it What a sad song Wrapped in plastic Now it's all gone (Gone, gone, gone, gone...)

Let me rest my head On that second-hand floral print Let me scream into That pillow that once was new Whoah Hello can you hear me? I don't wanna hear the words that own me Only when your by my side do I ask the question "How long can you hold me?" I don't wanna be the one to falsely Forgive you once again In the end This crowded space is an empty room Flooded with sympathetic stares Why are none of them you? I'm just holding plastic flowers too close Let me be your art Stood untouched in a clear glass box And if you're here to watch You may as well get out your pen and lined paper Hello can you hear me? I don't wanna hear the words that own me Only when your by my side do I ask the question "How long can you hold me?" I don't wanna be the one to falsely Forgive you once again In the end This crowded space is an empty room Ahh oh Flooded with sympathetic stares Why are none of them you? I'm just holding plastic flowers too close I just can't let myself poison the water I just cannot let myself ahh