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Plastic Jesus - Billy Idol

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@Asya
149
30 Sec

Plastic Jesus - song lyrics

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nation
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far

Ridin' down the thoroughfare
With a nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead but he don't mind
Trouble comin' he don't seek
He just keeps his eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind

With my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I'll go far
I sit with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say damn
I can let all my curses roll
'Cause Jesus plastico doesn't hear
'Cause he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul

With my plastic Jesus
I said goodbye and I'll go far
I sit with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car, oh yeah

And if I weave around at night
Policemen think I'm very tired
They never find my bottle though they ask
'Cause plastic Jesus shelters me
For his head comes off, you see
He's hollow and I use him like a flask

Save me

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel that I'm protected amply
I've got the love of the whole damn family
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

With my plastic Jesus
I said goodbye and I'll go far
And I sit with my plastic Jesus
I said we're sitting on the dashboard of my car, oh-oh

I sit with my plastic Jesus (when I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan)
Help me Jesus, help me Jesus (sittin' on the dashboard of my car)
With my plastic Jesus (women know I'm on the level thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil)
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car

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@James
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โอ้ ฉันรอเธอนานเเค่ไหน โอ้ ฉันคิดถึงเธอไม่ไหว เเต่ถึงจะยังไง สุดท้ายเธอต้องไป เเต่ฉันก็จะรอ เรานั้นต่างรู้ดี ว่าจบไปเเล้ว เเต่สิ่งที่เหลือคือความทรงจำ ที่ยังคงอยู่ หากสิ่งที่เหลือในความทรงจำ คือเธอกับฉัน กลับกลายเป็นฝันที่สลายไป ไม่มีเธออยู่ ขอให้เราไม่ห่างกัน ขอให้เธออยู่ในนั้น ขอให้เธอไม่อยู่ลำพัง ขอให้เธออยู่กับฉัน ขอให้เธออยู่ในนั้น ขอให้เธอไม่อยู่คนเดียว เรานั้นต่างรู้ดี ว่าจบไปเเล้ว เเต่สิ่งที่เหลือคือความทรงจำ ที่ยังคงอยู่ หากสิ่งที่เหลือในความทรงจำ คือเธอกับฉัน กลับกลายเป็นฝันที่สลายไป ไม่มีเธออยู่ โอ้ ฉันรอต่อไปไม่ไม่ไหว โอ้ ฉันคิดถึงเธอไม่ไหว ขอ ให้เธอได้อยู่ข้างใน เเม้ ว่าเธอจะจากฉันไป ขอให้เราไม่ห่างกัน ขอให้เธออยู่ในนั้น ขอให้เธอไม่อยู่ลำพัง ขอให้เธออยู่กับฉัน ขอให้เธออยู่ในนั้น ขอให้เธอไม่อยู่คนเดียว (ขอ ให้เธอได้อยู่ข้างใน) (เเม้ ว่าเธอจะจากฉันไป)
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@Rin
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Everyone looks like plastic Threw away all the magic Giving in to bad habits Pretending we're more than savage Everyone looks like plastic Setting it all off balance Everyone looks like plastic Everyone looks like plastic Threw away all the magic Giving in to bad habits Pretending we're more than savage Everyone looks like plastic Setting it all off balance Everyone looks like plastic Everyone looks like plastic Threw away all thе magic Giving in to bad habits Pretending we'rе more than savage Everyone looks like plastic Setting it all off balance Everyone looks like plastic
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@Liisa
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I always thought you were someone to die for I used to say I'd never been so much in love before Now I know the meaning of forever It's such a long time When you're not having fun Remember how we always were together They used to say no one would see us coming one by one There was a time when I thought we could shake it No matter what we would always make it Don't know how it came to this I feel like I've been wrapped up in plastic Never knew how life could be Both you and me like wrapped up in plastic I always thought I was standing on solid ground Now I feel like a record spinning 'round and 'round I'm so lost in the world of "I have to's" It's been a long time since I had some fun I used to be where the hot summer wind blows There'd be no problems no bad options standing in my way Now I'm trapped and no way to get out Don't know how it came to this I feel like I've been wrapped up in plastic Never knew how life could be Both you and me like wrapped up in plastic I don't know how Somewhere we got off track I tried but I couldn't keep it in my heart I looked around I tried to get it back Oh tell me how could we let it go Don't know how it came to this I feel like I've been wrapped up in plastic Now it's all gone Wrapped in plastic Did it all wrong Now we lost it What a sad song Wrapped in plastic Now it's all gone (Gone, gone, gone, gone...)
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