Look at this crib In all of its glorious antiquary Every curve and surface speaks to me Saying pamper and spoil me Sand me and oil me Come on I know to the untrained eye it's boring But nothing's a chore when you're restoring Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain It's fun! Folks say Adam Why do you polish your crib when you don't have a kid? And even if you did have a kid This crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it So it simply exists to remind you Your sense of perfection is just a reflection that You are not mentally prepared to make room for a kid Adam, why don't you live? Adam, just make a start Are you willing to take the next step? Ready, set Ready, set Look at these jugs! Amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery I took some clay and made you pottery The world will never wreck you I'll protect you in a mother's embrace Folks say, Barbara Why can't you see that ceramics is Simply a manifestation of motherly panic By making a baby that's breakable Aren't you creating a way of translating the Terror of making maternal mistakes into clay Hiding away so you don't have to face being a bad mom Barbara That's what you've done, Barbara Just make a start Are you willing to take the next step? Ready, set Here we stand At the end of a 10-year plan A house, a yard, a minivan A baby should be next Together let's leap off the cliff Fall forever, then smash to bits Trapped in a terrifying viper pit Of diapers and regret Are we willing to take the next step? Ready, set Ready, set Not yet Not yet Why rush? Why rush? Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed But not yet! Not yet! Not now Not now Ooohh? No! See? We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards You are absolutely right Let's add it to the list With the cracks in the plaster The wi-fi should be faster This sofa needs a castor The bathroom's a disaster! What about global poverty? What about world peace? Then there's the whole darn economy The whole Middle East We should learn Mandarin Yeah! Or Spanish at least No habla español Dos cervezas por favor And that's all we got And that's not a lot Do we want a bilingual household or not? So let's go slow No breaking a sweat What's the point of having children If we're drowning in debt? Now we're totally Completely Maybe eighty percent I'd say seventy-eight Ready to take The next step (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah!) The next step (Zooby dooby dooby, dooby dop and bow!) The next step (Zweeby, beeby, boo-bah-bah-dee!) The next step Ready, set let's See I wasn't kidding It's a show about death!

I know you know that you messed up I see it in your eyes I know you wanna start over But sorry, can't change time It's hard for me to be mad at you I don't wanna be It's hard for me to be mad at you 'Cause there's part of me that loves you still Loves you still Always will, you know I just wanna be your friend again But there's some shit I can't forget I don't think I'm ready yet I just want the bad feelings to end But there's some shit I can't forget I don't think I'm ready yet Hit me up another time Maybe one day I'll change my mind You know that I just wanna be your friend again But there's some shit I can't forget I don't think I'm ready yet I don't think I'm ready yet I don't think I'm ready yet Sometimes I just wanna call you But the time is never right Even though I really want to I can't leave it behind It's hard for me to be mad at you I don't wanna be It's hard for me to be mad at you 'Cause there's part of me that loves you still Loves you still Always will, you know I just wanna be your friend again But there's some shit I can't forget I don't think I'm ready yet I just want the bad feelings to end But there's some shit I can't forget I don't think I'm ready yet Hit me up another time Maybe one day I'll change my mind You know that I just wanna be your friend again But there's some shit I can't forget I don't think I'm ready yet I don't think I'm ready yet All that I want is to take you back Sorry, my heart doesn't work like that I don't think I'm ready yet All that I want is to take you back Sorry, my heart doesn't work like that I just wanna be your friend again Ooh, I just wanna be your friend again I just wanna be your friend again Maybe one day I'll change my mind You know that I just wanna be your friend again But there's some shit I can't forget I don't think I'm ready yet I don't think I'm ready yet I just wanna be your friend again I don't think I'm ready yet Be your friend I just wanna be your friend again

I keep reminding myself Just a little more time then I'm through it Every time I'm checking my phone I get a little bit better when you're not on it And your side of my bed I just leave be The drawings you made me I still keep And all of your clothes that you left me they're still here And I'm tired of talks with my ceiling I'm dying to ask you 'bout everything Even though knowing your answer might hurt me If what we had was real love And there's no denying it Then you knew when you ended us What we would be losing And I know it wasn't easy But all I wanna know is baby When was the moment you felt it When you knew you wouldn't regret it Tried keeping it to myself 'Cause I didn't wanna deal with it Oh and while it seems like you're moving on I'm still here I couldn't be any further from it no 'Cause I leave The songs that you showed me on repeat The notes that you wrote me I still read From back when I still made you happy It reminds me That I'm tired of talks with my ceiling I'm dying to ask you 'bout everything Even though knowing your answer might hurt me If what we had was real love And there's no denying it Then you knew when you ended us What we would be losing And I know it wasn't easy But all I wanna know is baby When was the moment you felt it When you knew you wouldn't regret it When you knew you wouldn't regret it When was the moment you felt it 'Cause I'm sick of sitting in my bed Holding on to the things you left Like you'd come back for it Like it's not over yet And I know it seems like I'm a mess But I'm not you I can't forget I keep on hoping I'm still wondering If what we had was real love And there's no denying it Then you knew when you ended us What we would be losing And I know it wasn't easy But all I wanna know is baby When was the moment you felt it When you knew you wouldn't regret it When you knew you wouldn't regret it When was the moment you felt it Oh when was the moment you felt it When you knew you wouldn't regret it

I don't know what I'm doing You know I'm really confused I haven't slept haven't eaten in a day or two Something switched in me you know A change I never thought would come And I don't know what went wrong With me and you But I didn't mean to fall out of love with you, (to fall out of love with you) And I didn't dream in a million years this is what I'd do There's no good way to explain it And I hate that I did this to you It took a while to admit it Because for years I thought that it was only you Something changed in me you know Pushed it away I tried to let it go But these things never seem to go away do they But I didn't mean to fall out of love with you, (to fall out of love with you) And I didn't dream in a million years this is what I'd do If I could stay you know I would You never did nothing wrong You're exactly who you always were This is my fault And I know that we will be okay it's just harder now And I hope that we'll look back and say we are stronger now And I know that we will be okay it's just harder now And I hope that we'll look back and say we are stronger now But I didn't mean to fall out of love with you But I didn't mean to fall out of love with you

Yes, I know when you give out your love You don't give it to get any back But I'd hope that the person who needed me There would be there if I asked But what they don't tell you is that you don't need that I got so used to having a hand to hold I didn't know what to do When I thought in my darkest you'd be there But now I know that isn't true Guess you only want me when I'm there to fix you And the part that kills me is that I'd still love to But I just want to thank you for not being there for me And I think you should know just what your selfishness has taught me And even though it hurts like hell to feel alone again Because of you, I got a chance at holding my own hand (mmm) At holding my own hand (mmm, hmm) At holding my own hand Learned my lesson, I tried and I tested And nothing I did I would change Now I'm here doing it all on my own And I feel more proud than in pain You know I'm still hurting and feel like I need you But I'm really learning how to love me without you I just want to thank you for not being there for me And I think you should know just what your selfishness has taught me And een though it hurts like hell to feel alone again Because of you, I got a chance at holding my own hand (mmm) At holding my own hand (mmm, hmm) At holding my own hand Holding my own hand At holding my own hand And I get now that it just wasn't meant to be So don't bother saying sorry I just want to thank you for not being there for me And I think you should know just what your selfishness has taught me And even though it hurts like hell to feel alone again Because of you, I got a chance at holding my own hand (mmm) At holding my own hand (mmm, hmm) At holding my own hand Holding my own hand (holding my own hand) At holding my own hand