The name on everybodies lips is gonna be: Roxie The lady raking in the chips is gonna be: Roxie I'm gonna be a celebrity, That means somebody everyone knows, They're gonna recognise my eyes, my hair,, my teeth, my boobs, my nose. From just some dumb mechanics wife, I'm gonna be: Roxie Who says that murder's not an art? And who incase she doesn't hang, Can say she started with a bang? Roxie Hart! Boys? They're gonna wait outside in line to get to see, Roxie! Think of those autographs I'll sign: Good luck to ya'. Roxie! And I'll appear in a lavaliere that goes all the way down to my waist Here a ring, there a ring Everywhere a ring-a-ling But always in the best of taste! - Spoken Mmmmmmmm, I'm a star! And the audience loves me. And I love them. And they love me for loving them, And I love them for loving me. And We love each other. That's because none of us Got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz... Kid! She's giving up her hum-drum life. I'm gonna be, sing it! Roxie! She made a scandal and an start And Sophie Tucker will shit I know, To see her name get billed below, Roxie Hart!

Roxie. My Dear Little Baby Velma (Mimicing). My Dear Little Baby Roxie. My Sweet Little Baby Velma (Mimicing) My Sweet Little (Grummbled) Baby Roxie. Look At My Baby And Me Me And My Baby My Baby And Me We're 'Bout As Happy As Babies Can Be What If I Find That I'm Caught In A storm? I Don't Care My Baby's There And Baby's Bound To Keep Me Warm We're Sticking Together And Ain't We Got Fun So Much Together You'd Count Us As One Tell Old Man Worry To Go Climb A Tree 'Cause I've Got My Baby My Sweet Little Baby Look At My Baby And Me Mary Sunshine(Spoken). I Don't See How You Could Possibly Delay The Trial Another Second Mr. Flynn, My Readers Wouldn't Stand For It, To Have Her Baby Born In Jail Billy Flynn (Spoken). I Can Assure You She'll Come To Trial At The Earliest Possible Moment, And You Can Quote Me On That Amos (Shouted). Hey Everybody, I'm The Father, I'm The Father! Boys. Yak Yak Yak Yak Roxie. Look At My Baby My Baby And Me A Dream Of A Duo Now Don't You Agree Why Keep It Mum When There's Nothing To Hide? And What I Feel I Must Reveal It's More That I Can Keep Inside Let Me Assure You It Won't Go Away I Can Assure You It Grows Everyday I Was A One Once But Now I'm A 'We' 'Cause I Got My Baby My Dear Little Baby Look At My Baby And Me Mama Morton (Spoken). I Think Its Sweet, First Time We Ever Had One Of Our Girls Knocked Up Billy Flynn (Spoken). Ive Got It And It's Brilliant, I'm Gonna Get Amos To Divorce You, That Way All The Sympathy'll Go To You And Not Him. You'll Be The Poor Little Deserted Mother To Be And That Crumb Is Runnin' Out On You Amos (Shouted). Thats My Kid, Thats My kid! Roxie And Boys. Look At My Baby My Baby And Me Facing The World Optimistically Nothing Can Stop Us So Nobody Try 'Cause Baby's Rough And Full Of Stuff And Incidentally So Am I Get Out Of Our Way Folks And Give Us Some Room Watch How We Bubble And Blossom And Bloom Life Was A Prison But We Got The Key Me And My Baby My Dear Little Baby My Cute Little Baby My Sweet Little Baby My Fat Little Baby My Soft Little Baby My Pink Little Baby My Bald Little Baby Look At My Baby Roxie. And Me

And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail In their rendition of the Cell Block Tango! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz! You know how people Have these little habits That get you down. Like Bernie. Bernie like to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day And I am really irritated, and Looking for a little sympathy And there's Bernie layin' On the couch, drinkin' a beer And chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So, I said to him, I said, "Bernie, you pop that Gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots... ...into his head. He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have heard it I betcha you would Have done the same! I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single And we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd Fix him a drink, We'd have dinner. It was like heaven in two and a half rooms And then I found out, "Single" he told me? Single, my ass. Not only Was he married ...oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that Night, when he came home from work, I fixed him His drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold Their arsenic. Hah! He had it coming He had it coming He took a flower In its prime And then he used it And he abused it It was a murder But not a crime! Pop, six, squish, uh-uh Cicero, Lipschitz Now, I'm standing in the kitchen Carvin' up the chicken for dinner, Minding my own business, In storms my husband Wilbur, In a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman," He says. He was crazy And he kept screamin', "You been screwin the milkman." And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times." If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják, Hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg Lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan Vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam A rendőrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg... Yeah, but did you do it? UH UH, not guilty! My sister, Veronica and I had this double act And my husband, Charlie, Traveled around with us. Now, for the last number in Our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row One two three four, five... splits, spread eagles, Back flips, flip flops, One right after the other. Well, this one night we were in Cicero, The three of us, sitting up in a hotel room Boozin' and Havin' a few laughs And we run out of ice. So I go out to get some. I come back, open the door And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen- The spread eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, When I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead. They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming all along I didn't do it But if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was wrong? They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming They took a flower All along In its prime I didn't do it And then they used it But if I'd done it And they abused it How could you tell me It was a murder That I was wrong? But not a crime! I loved Alvin Lipschitz More than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy... Sensitive... a painter. But he was troubled He was always trying To find himself. He'd go out every night Looking for himself And along the way He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving. I guess you can say we broke Up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive And I saw him dead. The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum They had it comin' They had it comin' They had it comin' They had it comin' They had it comin' They had it comin' All along All along 'Cause if they used us 'Cause if they used us And they abused us And they abused us How could you tell us How could you tell us That we were wrong? That we were wrong? He had it coming He had it coming He only had Himself To blame. If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha You would Have done The same! You pop that gum one more time! Single my ass. Ten times! Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe. Number seventeen-the spread eagle. Artistic differences. I betcha you would have done the same!

Come on babe, why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees, and roll my stockings down And all that jazz Start the car, I know a whoopie spot Where the gin is cold, But the piano's hot! It's just a noisy hall, Where there's a nightly brawl And all That Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzz Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes And all that jazz I hear the father dip is gonna blow the blues And all that jazz Hold on, hun, We're gonna bunny-hug! I bought some aspirine, Down at United Drug! In case you shake a part, And want a brand new start To do That Jaaaaaaazzz (Skedoew!) And all that jazz (Hatcha!) (Woopie!) And all that jazz Ha Ha Ha It's just a noisy hall, Where there's a nightly brawl And all That Jaaaaaaaaaazzzzzz "Listen, your husband ain't home, is he?" No, her husband is not at home! (Laughing) Find a flask We're playing fast and loose And all that jazz Right up here Is where I store the juice And all that jazz Come on, babe We're gonna brush the sky I betcha Lucky Lindy Never flew so high 'Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear To all that jaaaazz? (Oh, you're gonna see your Sheba shimmy shake) And all that jazz (Oh, she's gonna shimmy Till her garters break) And all that jazz (Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle If she'd hear her baby's queer) For all that jazz All that jazz Come on, babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz (And all that jazz) I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down And all that jazz (And all that jazz) Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot! It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all that jazz "So that's it, huh, Fred?" "Yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxy." "Oh Fred..." (Oh Fred...) "Nobody walks out on me!" "Sweetheart!" "Oh don't sweetheart me, you son of a bitch!" (Whoopie) (Hatcha!) (Jazz) "I, I gotta pay!" No, I'm no one's wife But, oh, I love my life And all that jazz (That jazz)

BAILIFF(Spoken) Mr. Flynn, his honor is here BILLY(Spoken) Thank you. Just a moment. You ready? ROXIE(Spoken) Oh Billy, I'm really scared. BILLY(Spoken) Roxie, you got nothing to worry about. It's all a circus, kid. A three ring circus. These trials- the wholeworld- all show business. But kid, you're working with a star, the biggest! (Singing) Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle Dazzle 'em Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it And the reaction will be passionate Give 'em the old hocus pocus Bead and feather 'em How can they see with sequins in their eyes? What if your hinges all are rusting? What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? Razzle dazzle 'em And they; ll never catch wise! Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle BILLY AND COMPANY Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous BILLY Row after row will grow vociferous BILLY AND COMPANY Give 'em the old flim flam flummox Fool and fracture 'em BILLY How can they hear the truth above the roar? COMPANY Roar, roar, roar! BILLY AND COMPANY Throw 'em a fake and a finagle They'll never know you're just a bagel, BILLY Razzle dazzle 'em And they'll beg you for more! BILLY AND COMPANY Give 'em the old double whammy Daze and dizzy 'em Back since the days of old Methuselah Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-lah Give 'em the old three ring circus Stun and stagger 'em When you're in trouble, go into your dance Though you are stiffer than a girder They'll let you get away with murder Razzle dazzle 'em And you've got a romance COMPANY(The same time as BILLY's) Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle BILLY Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle Razzle dazzle 'em Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are Long as you keep 'em way off balance How can they spot you've got no talents? Razzle Dazzle 'em BILLY AND COMPANY Razzle Dazzle 'em Razzle Dazzle 'em And they'll make you a star!