Me and my baby never get the blues Me and my baby never get the blues Me and my woman got nothing left to lose Me and my baby never get uptight Me and my baby never get uptight Me and my woman never do a damn thing right Me and my baby always feeling good Me and my baby always feeling good We love each other, sure no reason why we should Me and my baby really got it made Me and my baby really got it made I get her loving when the other man is paid Me and my baby living like we should Me and my baby living like we should We don't act bad 'cause we don't know what it's like to be good

The name on everybodies lips is gonna be: Roxie The lady raking in the chips is gonna be: Roxie I'm gonna be a celebrity, That means somebody everyone knows, They're gonna recognise my eyes, my hair,, my teeth, my boobs, my nose. From just some dumb mechanics wife, I'm gonna be: Roxie Who says that murder's not an art? And who incase she doesn't hang, Can say she started with a bang? Roxie Hart! Boys? They're gonna wait outside in line to get to see, Roxie! Think of those autographs I'll sign: Good luck to ya'. Roxie! And I'll appear in a lavaliere that goes all the way down to my waist Here a ring, there a ring Everywhere a ring-a-ling But always in the best of taste! - Spoken Mmmmmmmm, I'm a star! And the audience loves me. And I love them. And they love me for loving them, And I love them for loving me. And We love each other. That's because none of us Got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz... Kid! She's giving up her hum-drum life. I'm gonna be, sing it! Roxie! She made a scandal and an start And Sophie Tucker will shit I know, To see her name get billed below, Roxie Hart!

One thing I know One thing I know And I've always known And I've always known I am my own I am my own Roxie & Velma: Best friend Baby's alive Baby's alive But baby's alone But baby's alone And baby's her own And baby's her own Roxie & Velma: Best friend Many's the guy Who told me he cares But they were scratchin' my back 'Cause I was scratchin' theirs And trusting to luck And trusting to luck That's only for fools Only for fools I play in a game I play in a game Roxie & Velma: Where I make the rules And rule number one From here to the end Is 'I am my own best friend' Three musketees Who never say die Are standing here this minute Me Me Myself Myself And I! And I! Velma & Roxie: If life is a school I'll pass every test If life is a game I'll play it the best 'Cause I won't give in And I'll never bend And I am my own best friend

BAILIFF(Spoken) Mr. Flynn, his honor is here BILLY(Spoken) Thank you. Just a moment. You ready? ROXIE(Spoken) Oh Billy, I'm really scared. BILLY(Spoken) Roxie, you got nothing to worry about. It's all a circus, kid. A three ring circus. These trials- the wholeworld- all show business. But kid, you're working with a star, the biggest! (Singing) Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle Dazzle 'em Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it And the reaction will be passionate Give 'em the old hocus pocus Bead and feather 'em How can they see with sequins in their eyes? What if your hinges all are rusting? What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? Razzle dazzle 'em And they; ll never catch wise! Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle BILLY AND COMPANY Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous BILLY Row after row will grow vociferous BILLY AND COMPANY Give 'em the old flim flam flummox Fool and fracture 'em BILLY How can they hear the truth above the roar? COMPANY Roar, roar, roar! BILLY AND COMPANY Throw 'em a fake and a finagle They'll never know you're just a bagel, BILLY Razzle dazzle 'em And they'll beg you for more! BILLY AND COMPANY Give 'em the old double whammy Daze and dizzy 'em Back since the days of old Methuselah Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-lah Give 'em the old three ring circus Stun and stagger 'em When you're in trouble, go into your dance Though you are stiffer than a girder They'll let you get away with murder Razzle dazzle 'em And you've got a romance COMPANY(The same time as BILLY's) Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle BILLY Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle Razzle dazzle 'em Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are Long as you keep 'em way off balance How can they spot you've got no talents? Razzle Dazzle 'em BILLY AND COMPANY Razzle Dazzle 'em Razzle Dazzle 'em And they'll make you a star!

And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail In their rendition of the Cell Block Tango! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz! You know how people Have these little habits That get you down. Like Bernie. Bernie like to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day And I am really irritated, and Looking for a little sympathy And there's Bernie layin' On the couch, drinkin' a beer And chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So, I said to him, I said, "Bernie, you pop that Gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots... ...into his head. He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have heard it I betcha you would Have done the same! I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single And we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd Fix him a drink, We'd have dinner. It was like heaven in two and a half rooms And then I found out, "Single" he told me? Single, my ass. Not only Was he married ...oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that Night, when he came home from work, I fixed him His drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold Their arsenic. Hah! He had it coming He had it coming He took a flower In its prime And then he used it And he abused it It was a murder But not a crime! Pop, six, squish, uh-uh Cicero, Lipschitz Now, I'm standing in the kitchen Carvin' up the chicken for dinner, Minding my own business, In storms my husband Wilbur, In a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman," He says. He was crazy And he kept screamin', "You been screwin the milkman." And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times." If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják, Hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg Lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan Vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam A rendőrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg... Yeah, but did you do it? UH UH, not guilty! My sister, Veronica and I had this double act And my husband, Charlie, Traveled around with us. Now, for the last number in Our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row One two three four, five... splits, spread eagles, Back flips, flip flops, One right after the other. Well, this one night we were in Cicero, The three of us, sitting up in a hotel room Boozin' and Havin' a few laughs And we run out of ice. So I go out to get some. I come back, open the door And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen- The spread eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, When I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead. They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming all along I didn't do it But if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was wrong? They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming They took a flower All along In its prime I didn't do it And then they used it But if I'd done it And they abused it How could you tell me It was a murder That I was wrong? But not a crime! I loved Alvin Lipschitz More than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy... Sensitive... a painter. But he was troubled He was always trying To find himself. He'd go out every night Looking for himself And along the way He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving. I guess you can say we broke Up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive And I saw him dead. The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum They had it comin' They had it comin' They had it comin' They had it comin' They had it comin' They had it comin' All along All along 'Cause if they used us 'Cause if they used us And they abused us And they abused us How could you tell us How could you tell us That we were wrong? That we were wrong? He had it coming He had it coming He only had Himself To blame. If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha You would Have done The same! You pop that gum one more time! Single my ass. Ten times! Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe. Number seventeen-the spread eagle. Artistic differences. I betcha you would have done the same!

Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting the silver-tounged prince of the courtroom, the one, the only Billy Flynn! We want Billy Give us Billy B-I-Double L-Y. We're all his He's our kind of a guy And ooh what luck 'Cause here he is. Is everybody here, is everybody ready? Hit it! I don't care about expensive things Cashmere coats, diamond rings Don't mean a thing All I care about is love That's what he's here for / That's what I'm here for I don't care for wearin' silk cravats Ruby studs, satin spats Don't mean a thing All I care about is love All he cares about is love Gimme two eyes of blue Softly saying "I need you" Let me see her standin' there And honest, Mister, I'm a millionaire I don't care for any fine attire Vanderbilt might admire No, no, not me All I care about is love... All he cares about is love. (Girls hum.) (Spoken:) Maybe you think i'm talking about physical love. well, I'm not. Not just physical love. There's other kinds of love. Like love of... justice. Love of... legal procedure. Love of lending a hand to someone who really needs you. Love of your fellow man. Those kinds of love are what I'm talkin' about. And physical love ain't so bad either. (Whistles) It may sound odd But all I care about is love That's what he's here for / That's what I'm here for Honest to god All I care about is love All he cares about is love Show me long raven hair Flowin' down, about to there Let me see her runnin' free Keep your money, that's enough for me I don't care for drivin' packard cars Or smoking long, buck cigars No, no, not me All I care about is Doin' the guy in Who's pickin' on you Twistin' the wrist That's turnin' the screw All I (he) care(s) about is love!