monty python intermission

We're knights of the round table. We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're knights of the round table. Our shows are formidable, But many times we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're opera mad in camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot. In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate clark gable. It's a busy life in camelot. I have to push the pram a lot.

But Brian, you know what they say? Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best And Always look on the bright side of life Always look on the light side of life If life seems jolly rotten (hoo-hoo) There's something you've forgotten (hoo-hoo) And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing (hoo-hoo-hoo) When you're feeling in the dumps (hoo-hoo) Don't be silly, chumps (hoo-hoo) Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing (hoo-hoo) And Always look on the bright side of life (Come on) Always look on the right side of life For life is quite absurd (hoo-hoo) And death's the final word (hoo-hoo) You must always face the curtain with a bow (hoo-hoo-hoo) Forget about your sin (hoo-hoo) Give the audience a grin (hoo-hoo) Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow So always look on the bright side of death A-just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of shit (hoo-hoo) When you look at it (hoo-hoo) Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true (hoo-hoo-hoo) You'll see it's all a show (hoo-hoo) Keep 'em laughin' as you go (hoo-hoo) Just remember that the last laugh is on you (hoo-hoo-hoo) And Always look on the bright side of life Always look on the right side of life (C'mon Brian, cheer up) Always look on the bright side of life Always look on the bright side of life (Worse things happen at sea, you know?) Always look on the bright side of life (what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing) (What have you lost? Nothing) always look on the bright side of life (Nothing will come from nothing you know what they say?) Always look on the bright side of life (cheer up, ya old bugger, c'mon, give us a grin) (There y'are, see? It's the end of the film) (Incidentally, this record is available in the foyer) Always look on the bright side of life (some of us got to live as well, you know?) (All right, that's the lot, let's get this place knocked down) Always look on the bright side of life (the whole show's dismantled in three weeks) Who do you think pays for all this rubbish?) Always look on the bright side of life (they'll never make their money back, you know) (I told him, I said to him, "Bernie" I said, "they'll never make their money back") Always look on the bright side of life

I've got a toy that'll cut right through ya You don't think that I am lying to ya I'll get away and I'll say I'm a legend Taking all the things from your friends that I mentioned Get up now it's a new fear I bought you so why don't you love me, Gotta lotta guts but you know I'm lazy Such a fine line it's easy fans easy I run for the picket And I'm sticking to my story Got your blessing for some glory They've got the scene that your queen looks good and They try to rage if it gets too dirty President fun with the hotels misses Such a fine time thinking oh now is he

You defined a generation with your songs and words Keeping everybody wishing that they hadn't heard About all the people, all the victims you burned You said that Shitler's not so bad and to keep Britain white While everyone keeps your pedophilia out of sight And even further out of all of their minds He'll never give his kids their medicine but don't you dare ask If he's already taken his, he's already shot up every cask But it doesn't matter everybody loved him in The Mask I don't know why you insist on living a lie Ignorance and malice look a lot alike from my own eyes Forgiveness is a virtue that you cannot buy 20 Years of awful shit, but no, he's not that kinda guy Preach all the peace and love you want Except to your first wife and your newborn son Just give them neglect and violence and keep them on the run Well, he changed my life when he wrote this song So I can actively ignore what my heart's telling me's wrong He'll sing his slurs, admit his crimes and I'll just tap along Whether it be beating or murdering women There'll always be some dork online that's willing to defend By saying some shit like, but my god have you seen him dance? (Oh he can dance? OH) But that's not to say that everyone's a lost cause No, I think everyone has the capacity to be better than they have been But these people are unlikely to take those necessary steps Without facing some sort of real-life repercussions You're not a bad person for liking their music But you're also not bad for wanting some basic accountability Shown towards decades and centuries of predatory behavior Baked deep into these industries on an institutional scale K Y I oh, kill your idols, let them die Greedy little bigots do not deserve to be deified K Y I oh, kill your idols, let them die Predators can go to hell, so grab some popcorn, let them fry K Y I oh, kill your idols, let them die They'll never feel any remorse, they'll stay proud 'til the day they die K Y I oh, K Y I oh K Y I K Y I K I