But Brian, you know what they say?
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

If life seems jolly rotten (hoo-hoo)
There's something you've forgotten (hoo-hoo)
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing (hoo-hoo-hoo)
When you're feeling in the dumps (hoo-hoo)
Don't be silly, chumps (hoo-hoo)
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing (hoo-hoo)
And

Always look on the bright side of life
(Come on)
Always look on the right side of life

For life is quite absurd (hoo-hoo)
And death's the final word (hoo-hoo)
You must always face the curtain with a bow (hoo-hoo-hoo)
Forget about your sin (hoo-hoo)
Give the audience a grin (hoo-hoo)
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow

So always look on the bright side of death
A-just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit (hoo-hoo)
When you look at it (hoo-hoo)
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true (hoo-hoo-hoo)
You'll see it's all a show (hoo-hoo)
Keep 'em laughin' as you go (hoo-hoo)
Just remember that the last laugh is on you (hoo-hoo-hoo)
And

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
(C'mon Brian, cheer up)

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
(Worse things happen at sea, you know?)
Always look on the bright side of life (what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing)
(What have you lost? Nothing) always look on the bright side of life
(Nothing will come from nothing you know what they say?)
Always look on the bright side of life (cheer up, ya old bugger, c'mon, give us a grin)
(There y'are, see? It's the end of the film)
(Incidentally, this record is available in the foyer)
Always look on the bright side of life (some of us got to live as well, you know?)
(All right, that's the lot, let's get this place knocked down)
Always look on the bright side of life (the whole show's dismantled in three weeks)
Who do you think pays for all this rubbish?)
Always look on the bright side of life (they'll never make their money back, you know)
(I told him, I said to him, "Bernie" I said, "they'll never make their money back")
Always look on the bright side of life