Miss the Bus - Dave Murphy

The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round, round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town The wipers on the bus go swish-swish-swish Swish-swish-swish, swish-swish-swish The wipers on the bus go swish-swish-swish, all through the town The horn on the bus goes beep-beep-beep Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep The horn of the bus goes beep-beep-beep, all through the town The money on the bus goes clink-clink-clink Clink-clink-clink, clink-clink-clink The money on the bus goes clink-clink-clink, all through the town The driver on the bus goes move on back Move on back, move on back The driver on the bus goes move on back, all through the town The baby on the bus goes wha-wha-wha Wha-wha-wha, wha-wha-wha The baby on the bus goes wha-wha-wha, all through the town The mummy on the bus go shh-shh-shh Shh-shh-shh, shh-shh-shh The mummy on the bus go shh-shh-shh, all through the town

Every day I get in the queue (Too much, Magic Bus) To get on the bus that takes me to you (Too much, Magic Bus) I'm so nervous, I just sit and smile (Too much, Magic Bus) You house is only another mile (Too much, Magic Bus) Thank you, driver, for getting me here (Too much, Magic Bus) You'll be an inspector, have no fear (Too much, Magic Bus) I don't want to cause no fuss (Too much, Magic Bus) But can I buy your Magic Bus? (Too much, Magic Bus) Nooooooooo! I don't care how much I pay (Too much, Magic Bus) I wanna drive my bus to my baby each day (Too much, Magic Bus) I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it ... (You can't have it!) Thruppence and sixpence every day Just to drive to my baby Thruppence and sixpence each day 'Cause I drive my baby every way Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus ... I said, now I've got my Magic Bus (Too much, Magic Bus) I said, now I've got my Magic Bus (Too much, Magic Bus) I drive my baby every way (Too much, Magic Bus) Each time I go a different way (Too much, Magic Bus) I want it, i want it, I want it, I want it ... Every day you'll see the dust (Too much, Magic Bus) As I drive my baby in my Magic Bus (Too much, Magic Bus)

I spent my bus money on a six pack Now I'm stuck in the jungle with no way back I spent my bus money on a golden oak Now I got no clue how I'm gonna get home I spent my bus money on a Bic lighter Then I walked to Mount Coolum and started a fire I spent my bus money on a sausage roll I'd have more money if I wasn't on the dole I spent my bus money on a five buck scratchy Then I walked home, broke 'n' unhappy I spent my bus money on Rothy Blues And I walked home with holes in my shoes I spent my bus money on a long neck Now I can't afford to pay the rent I spent my bus money on shitty pills Now I can't afford to pay my bills No, I can't Hey mate, have you got a spare buck? This prick of a driver won't let me on the bus It's getting late, and I wanna go home I lost my wallet, and I smashed my phone I feel bad asking, I really do But all I need is a buck or two All I need is a buck or two All I need is a buck or two All I need is a buck or two All I need is a buck or two Oh, yes, I do I said all I need is a buck or two All I need is a buck or two Oh, yes, I do

Won't you smile, you look so shocked Put the name tag on your smock We've come to see you, Eddie Walker We may pack a little tight, the girl up front says, it's alright And look there's more of us still getting off the bus We wish you'd come back home with us Eddie Walker, this is your life This ones you when you were small And you're learnin' how to walk They'd pick you up and you keep falling down There you are with Aunt Louise, you're bouncing on her knees Remember all those trees behind the garden They're gone, oh, they all got cut down when she died Eddie Walker, this is your life, you never had a son or a wife You sure had a hell of a time, oh, Eddie Walker, this is your life This one's you and Mary Jo Well, she couldn't come, she says, hello No, Eddie Walker and she doesn't hate your guts It's just the whole thing's shook her up How they picked you up and you kept falling down Eddie Walker, this is your life, no, Eddie Walker, this is your life You never had a coat or a tie, you never had a reason to cry An' this whole stack and all of these Are just a mist or overseas We're gonna leave you, Eddie Walker