I spent my bus money on a six pack
Now I'm stuck in the jungle with no way back
I spent my bus money on a golden oak
Now I got no clue how I'm gonna get home
I spent my bus money on a Bic lighter
Then I walked to Mount Coolum and started a fire
I spent my bus money on a sausage roll
I'd have more money if I wasn't on the dole

I spent my bus money on a five buck scratchy
Then I walked home, broke 'n' unhappy
I spent my bus money on Rothy Blues
And I walked home with holes in my shoes
I spent my bus money on a long neck
Now I can't afford to pay the rent
I spent my bus money on shitty pills
Now I can't afford to pay my bills
No, I can't

Hey mate, have you got a spare buck?
This prick of a driver won't let me on the bus
It's getting late, and I wanna go home
I lost my wallet, and I smashed my phone
I feel bad asking, I really do
But all I need is a buck or two

All I need is a buck or two
All I need is a buck or two
All I need is a buck or two
All I need is a buck or two
Oh, yes, I do

I said all I need is a buck or two
All I need is a buck or two
Oh, yes, I do