I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall I could stay right here or disappear and nobody'd even notice at all I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly Or pretend to check a text on my phone Everything felt fine When I was half of a pair And through no fault of mine There's no other half there Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party Forget how long its been I'm just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party No, you can't come in I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave And picking at grout as I softly grieve I'm just Michael who you don't know Michael flying solo Michael in the bathroom by himself All by himself I am hiding, but he's out there Just ignoring all our history Memories get erased and I'll get replaced With a newer cooler version of me And I hear a drunk girl Singing along to Whitney through the door "I wanna dance with somebody!" And my feelings sink 'cause it makes me think Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Now it's just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party I half regret the beers Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party As I choke back the tears I'll wait as long as I need 'Til my face is dry Or I'll just blame it on weed Or something in my eye I'm just Michael who you don't know Michael flyin' solo Michael in the bathroom by himself Knock, knock, knock, knock They're gonna start to shout soon Knock, knock, knock, knock Ah, hell yeah, I'll be out soon Knock, knock, knock, knock It sucks he left me here alone Knock, knock, knock, knock Here in this teenage battle-zone Clang, clang, clang, clang I feel the pressure blowing up Bang, bang, bang, bang My big mistake was showing up Splash, splash, splash, splash I throw some water in my face And I am in a better place I go to open up the door But I can't hear knocking anymore And I can't help but yearn For a different time And then I look in the mirror And the present is clearer And there's no denying, I'm just At a party Is there a sadder sight than, mhm Michael in the bathroom at a party This is a heinous night I wish I stayed at home instead Watching cable porn Or wish I offed myself instead Wish I was never born I'm just Michael who's a loner So he must be a stoner Rides a PT Cruiser God, he's such a loser Michael flying solo Who you think that you know Michael in the bathroom by himself All by himself All by himself And all you know about me is my name Awesome party, I'm so glad I came

Alright uh, let me tell this story So I met this girl at a party Really cute girl, uh she had You know the clips from Walmart That you put in your hair? The colorful ones? Yeah she had that Uh, gorgeous makeup and pretty clothes She was like a insta-baddie She was like one of those girls Her name was Sarah I was kinda shy But she was a daredevil And she liked to smoke But she didn't like to drink 'Cause she know that Her parents will yell at her Then she said "Hey Layla!" (Yeah what's up?) "You know, I really like hanging out with ya!" (Aww, I really like hanging out with you too!) "I think I really wanna kiss ya" (Wait... really?) "Yeah, but I don't want to scare ya!" (Aw no, it's cool!) Next thing I know Sarah took me to the bathroom And then I met Sarah in the bathroom Now we're up against the wall And she's calling me baby I said, "Are you sure? This is kinda crazy" She says, "I just really wanna go! I don't wanna take it slow" Sarah in the bathroom And with a face like hers I can't say no, I can't say no

Just out of spite, I confess I've ruined three lives Now don't sleep so tight Because I didn't care till I found out that one of them was mine. Night after night time time after time. Done too much of both types of w(h)ining. Still wasn't right fight after fight Till "Get out of my life get away from me get away from that gun" "No it's not a joke it's cards on the table time Yes I could have phoned I could have spoke But how to break the news without beaking your heart Being dead don't hurt, No only dieing Cards on the table time, Sometimes it's right to say goodnight." Always searching for paradise, I'll admit that I'm good as blind Darling I confess yes I've ruined three lives And didn't care till I found out that one of them was mine. I confess Our love seems like a punishment And I confess, If it's all the same to you I'll stay indifferent I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess. No-one wins and there's no denying, Don't pretend like you don't know why, Just a little word here a little push there Darling I confess look I confess that I don't really care I confess I confess I confess. Out like a light, Another boy who's given up trying, Blinded by fright, He scream my life's not open, Please get out, I know I'm shouting, I like to shout. It's not a joke it's cards on the table time It's not a joke it's cards on the table time I could have phoned I could have spoke But how to break the news without beaking your heart Being dead don't hurt, No only dieing Cards on the table time, Sometimes it's right to say goodnight." Always searching for paradise, I'll admit that I'm good as blind Darling I confess yes I've ruined three lives And didn't care till I found out that one of them was mine. I confess I deserve some type of punishment I confess If it's all the same to you I'll stay indifferent I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess I confess

Then she said... ..."if you ever try to lean on me, too heavily, I'll step aside and watch you fall We'll make each other look so small Let's either find another way, or bang our Heads into the wall, and walk away Do you have to get this close before it hits? You've always known just how much People are a part of why We've now not got the heart to say I'll leave it, if you will, Let's walk away." Thought it was different but it all Turned out the same so so Promised myself i'd never go through it again Now that every love song beards the same Familiar strain of... Walk away before i do something stupid Walk away before these threats turn into One of us could do it Walk away before i say It's getting too much Walk away walk away Before one of us cracks up. Did you have to get that close before it hit? You'd always known just how much People are a part of why We've now not got the heart to say I'll leave it if you will Let's walk away." Thought it was different but it all Turned out the same so so Promised myself i'd never go through this again Now that every love song beards the same Familiar strain of... Walk away before i do something stupid Walk away before these threats turn into One of us could do it It's getting too much Walk away walk away Before both of us cracks up. Walk away walk away Oooh don't walk away.