Alright uh, let me tell this story So I met this girl at a party Really cute girl, uh, she had You know the clips from Walmart That you put in your hair? The colorful ones? Yeah, she had that, uh Gorgeous makeup, pretty clothes She was like a Insta-baddie She was like one of those girls Her name was Sarah I was kinda shy but she was a daredevil And she liked to smoke But she didn't like to drink 'Cause she know that her parents will yell at her Then she said, "Hey Layla" (yeah, what's up?) "You know, I really like hanging out with ya" (Aww, I like hanging out with you too) "I think I really wanna kiss ya" (Wait, really?) "Yeah, but I don't want to scare ya" (Aw, no, it's cool!) Next thing I know Sarah took me to the bathroom And then I met Sarah in the bathroom Now we're up against the wall And she's calling me baby I said "Are you sure? This is kinda crazy" She says, "I just really wanna go I don't wanna take it slow" Sarah in the bathroom And with a face like hers I can't say no, I can't say no

Mirror in the bathroom, please talk free The door is locked, just you and me Can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables? You can watch yourself while you are eating Mirror in the bathroom, I just can't stop it Every Saturday you see me window shopping Find no interest in the racks and shelves Just ten thousand reflections of my own sweet self Mirror in the bathroom You're my mirror in the bathroom You're my mirror in the bathroom You're my mirror in the bathroom Mirror in the bathroom recompense For all my crimes of self defense Cures you whisper make no sense Drift gently into mental illness Mirror in the bathroom, please talk free The door is locked, just you and me Can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables? You can watch yourself while you are eating Mirror in the bathroom Mirror in the bathroom Mirror in the bathroom Mirror in the bathroom Mirror in the bathroom Mirror in the bathroom

I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall I could stay right here or disappear and nobody'd even notice at all I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly Or pretend to check a text on my phone Everything felt fine When I was half of a pair And through no fault of mine There's no other half there Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party Forget how long its been I'm just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party No, you can't come in I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave And picking at grout as I softly grieve I'm just Michael who you don't know Michael flying solo Michael in the bathroom by himself All by himself I am hiding, but he's out there Just ignoring all our history Memories get erased and I'll get replaced With a newer cooler version of me And I hear a drunk girl Singing along to Whitney through the door "I wanna dance with somebody!" And my feelings sink 'cause it makes me think Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Now it's just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party I half regret the beers Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party As I choke back the tears I'll wait as long as I need 'Til my face is dry Or I'll just blame it on weed Or something in my eye I'm just Michael who you don't know Michael flyin' solo Michael in the bathroom by himself Knock, knock, knock, knock They're gonna start to shout soon Knock, knock, knock, knock Ah, hell yeah, I'll be out soon Knock, knock, knock, knock It sucks he left me here alone Knock, knock, knock, knock Here in this teenage battle-zone Clang, clang, clang, clang I feel the pressure blowing up Bang, bang, bang, bang My big mistake was showing up Splash, splash, splash, splash I throw some water in my face And I am in a better place I go to open up the door But I can't hear knocking anymore And I can't help but yearn For a different time And then I look in the mirror And the present is clearer And there's no denying, I'm just At a party Is there a sadder sight than, mhm Michael in the bathroom at a party This is a heinous night I wish I stayed at home instead Watching cable porn Or wish I offed myself instead Wish I was never born I'm just Michael who's a loner So he must be a stoner Rides a PT Cruiser God, he's such a loser Michael flying solo Who you think that you know Michael in the bathroom by himself All by himself All by himself And all you know about me is my name Awesome party, I'm so glad I came

I met her in church, I met her in church On a Sunday mornin' She looked at me, with eyes aglow As the choir sang a 'Hallelujah' (Hallelujah) I met her in church, I met her in church (Hallelujah) We fell in love on a Sunday mornin' (Hallelujah) All at once, I heard angels singin' (Hallelujah) Singin' Hallejulah (Hallelujah) Singin' Hallelujah (Hallelujah) Hallelujah I didn't find her, on a Saturday night I found her in the Sunday mornin' light I found love on a back row seat In a little church, just down the street I met her in church (In church) Had a wedding in church (In church) Which chance? (Same church) Come here children The Lord willin' and the creek don't rise (Ooh ooh ooh) We're gonna be happy, for the rest year of our life Singin' Hallejulah (Hallelujah) Hallelujah I met her in church, I met her in church (Hallejulah) I fell in love, I fell in love (Hallejulah) Hallelujah (Hallejulah) I fell in love Oh out there in church, oh I found a new love (Hallejulah) Sing Hallejulah (Hallejulah) I met her in church, I met her in church (Hallejulah) Hallejulah (Hallejulah) I met her in church, I met her in church (Hallejulah) Hallejulah (Hallejulah)

Alright, let me tell you this story You already know the first part I really had a lot of fun at that party All her friends, they seemed to love me That night was the best night I ever had She went back to her school in the city The pics she sends me they're so pretty We talk every day but it still feels bad It's so dumb to meet someone And be practically in love, oh, oh Oh, what a daredevil she was Hey, it's Layla I really wanna hang out with ya But I'm miles away from ya I hope you didn't meet someone else Sarah, I'm not shy anymore like I used to be When you're done with college Will you be done with me? Will you be done with me? Dear Sarah in the bathroom Sarah in the bathroom Dear Sarah in the bathroom Sarah in the bathroom I haven't heard from Sarah since yesterday She posts on her story almost every day It says that she's active now Did I annoy her somehow? I'm usually not the one to get obsessive And I'm sorry if it seems so excessive But I spend too much of my time Wishing that she was online And the calls were all dropped And the photos got cracked Then everything just stopped Hey, it's Layla I really wanna hang out with ya But I'm miles away from ya I guess you finally found someone else Sarah, I'm not shy anymore like I used to be And it's all because of the night that you kissed me The night that you kissed me Dear Sarah in the bathroom Sarah in the bathroom Dear Sarah in the bathroom Sarah in the bathroom

I remember the day I made you so afraid I remember the words that you screamed in my face And it's quiet alright, a collection of you goes through my mind When I think of your face, when I think of it and it makes me okay All we wanted was peace and quiet We're gonna get it You make me feel it I feel it, I feel it, I feel it when I'm with you It's so significant that we found each other when we did So promise me you'll stay Help me out this way, you're the best part of my day All we wanted was peace and quiet We're gonna get it eventually