Things have come to a pretty pass Our romance is growing flat For you like this and the other While I go for this and that Goodness knows what the end will be Oh, I don't know where I'm at It looks as if we two will never be one Something must be done You say either, I say either You say neither and I say neither Either, either, neither, neither Let's call the whole thing off, yes You like potato and I like potato You like tomato and I like tomato Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto Let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, if we ever part Then that might break my heart So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas For we know, we need each other So we better call the calling off, off Oh, let's call the whole thing off, yes You say laughter and I say larfter You say after and I say arfter Laughter, larfter, after, arfter Let's call the whole thing off You like vanilla and I like vanella You saspiralla and I saspirella Vanilla, vanella, chocolate, strawberry Let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And, oh, if we ever part Then that might break my heart So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters For we know, we need each other So we better call the calling off, off Let's call the whole thing off Yes, you say either and you say either You say neither and you say neither Either, either, a-neither, a-neither Let's call the whole thing off, oh, yes You like potato and you like potahto You like tomato and you like tomahto Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto Let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, if we ever part Then that might break my heart So if you like pyjamas (I like pyjahmas) I'll wear pyjamas (you got pyjamas) For we know, we need each other So we better call the calling off, off Let's call the whole thing off Let's call the whole thing off (yes)

Things have come to a pretty pass Our romance is growing flat For you like this and the other While I go for this and that Goodness knows what the end will be Oh, I don't know where I'm at It looks as if we two will never be one Something must be done You say either, I say either You say neither and I say neither Either, either, neither, neither Let's call the whole thing off, yes You like potato and I like potato You like tomato and I like tomato Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto Let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, if we ever part Then that might break my heart So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas For we know, we need each other So we better call the calling off, off Oh, let's call the whole thing off, yes You say laughter and I say larfter You say after and I say arfter Laughter, larfter, after, arfter Let's call the whole thing off You like vanilla and I like vanella You saspiralla and I saspirella Vanilla, vanella, chocolate, strawberry Let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And, oh, if we ever part Then that might break my heart So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters For we know, we need each other So we better call the calling off, off Let's call the whole thing off Yes, you say either and you say either You say neither and you say neither Either, either, a-neither, a-neither Let's call the whole thing off, oh, yes You like potato and you like potahto You like tomato and you like tomahto Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto Let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, if we ever part Then that might break my heart So if you like pyjamas (I like pyjahmas) I'll wear pyjamas (you got pyjamas) For we know, we need each other So we better call the calling off, off Let's call the whole thing off Let's call the whole thing off (yes)

Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays 'Cause no matter how far away you roam When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze For the holidays, you can't beat home, sweet home I met a man who lives in Tennessee He was headin' for Pennsylvania and some home made pumpkin pie Pennsylvania, folks are travelin' Down to Dixie's sunny shore From Atlantic to Pacific Gee, the traffic is terrific Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays 'Cause no matter how far away you roam If you want to be happy in a million ways For the holidays You can't beat home, sweet home Take a bus, take a train Go and hop an aeroplane Put the wife and kiddies in the family car For the pleasure you bring When you make that doorbell ring No trip could be too far I met a man who lives in Tennessee He was headin'for Pennsylvania and some home made pumpkin pie From Pennsylvania, folks are travelin' Down to Dixie's sunny shore From Atlantic to Pacific Gee, the traffic is terrific Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays 'Cause no matter how far away you roam If you want to be happy in a million ways For the holidays You can't beat home, sweet home For the holidays You can't beat home, sweet home

That big eight wheeler rolling down the track Means your true loving daddy ain't coming back 'Cause I'm moving on I'll soon be gone You were flying too high for my little old sky, so I'm moving on That big loud whistle as it blew and blew Said hello to the Southland, we're coming to you And we're moving on, oh, hear my song You had the laugh on me so I've set you free and I'm moving on Mister fireman, won't you please listen to me 'Cause I got a pretty mama in Tennessee Keep moving me on, keep rolling on So shovel the coal, let this rattle a-roll and keep moving me on Mister engineer, take that throttle in hand This rattler's the fastest in the southern land To keep moving me on, keep rolling on You're gonna ease my mind, put me there on time and keep rolling on I told you, baby, from time to time But you just wouldn't listen or pay me no mind Now I'm moving on, I'm rolling on You've broken your vow and it's all over now, so I'm moving on You switched your engine, now I ain't got time For a trifling woman on my main line 'Cause I'm moving, you done your daddy wrong I've warned you twice, now you can settle the price 'cause I'm moving on But some day, baby, when you've had your play You're gonna want your daddy, but your daddy will say "Keep moving on, you stayed away too long" I'm through with you, too bad you're blue, keep moving on

Your cheatin' heart will make you weep You'll cry and cry and try to sleep But sleep won't come the whole night through Your cheatin' heart will tell on you When tears come down like fallin' rain You'll toss around and call my name You're gonna walk that floor the way I do Your cheatin' heart will tell on you Your cheatin' heart will pine some day, And crave the love, you threw away. The time will come when you'll be blue, Your cheatin' heart will tell on you. When tears come down like fallin' rain You'll toss around and call my name You're gonna walk that floor the way I do Your cheatin' heart will tell on you Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

Life has a funny way Of keeping me on my toes Oh how my shoulders ache Under the weight of my woes My tears fall On my old guitar And I just wail and weep Over softly bending strings Lovers and friends the same Everyone's fair game Everyone can hurt your heart When it all falls apart My tears fall On my old guitar Time and time again My surest friend My tears fall On my old guitar And I just wail and weep Over softly bending strings No matter where I go The music guides my soul Through all the ups and downs It can help turn me around My tears fall On my old guitar And I just wail and weep Over softly bending strings

If the wife and I are fussin', brother that's our right 'Cause me and that sweet woman's got a license to fight Why don't you mind your own business Mind your own business 'Cause if you mind your business, then you won't be mindin' mine Oh, the woman on our party line's the nosiest thing She picks up her receiver when she knows it's my ring Why don't you mind your own business Mind your own business If mind you mind your business, then you won't be mindin' mine Well, I got a little girl that wears her hair up high The boys all whistle when she walks by Why don't they mind their own business Mind their own business 'Cause if they mind their business, then they won't be mindin' mine Now if I want to honky tonk around 'til two or three Now, brother that's my headache, don't you worry 'bout me Just mind your own business Mind your own business 'Cause if you mind your business, and you won't be mindin' mine Mindin' other people's business seems to be high-toned I got all that I can do just to mind my own Why don't you mind your own business Mind your own business If you mind your business, you'll be busy all the time