Taffy Butt - Cyndi Lauper

Everybodys got butt cheeks Everybodys got big hole butt cheeks Everytime you sit down, you sitting on your butt cheeks When you spread your butt cheeks apart You have room for your poop to come out of your butt Yes you do Those good hole, butt cheeks So nice You gotta wipe your butt cheeks out of your poop After you sit down to poop Inside your butt cheeks are filled with little pieces of poop Yeah butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks You got cheeks on your face, you also got cheeks on your butt The poop comes out from between your butt cheeks Butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks When you gotta go to poop real bad But you're not near toilet you squeeze your butt Cheeks together to keep the poop from coming out Yeah yeah butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks Yeah butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks Butt cheeks, ooh butt cheeks Yeah yeah yeah yeah butt cheeks, butt cheeks

You're sorry now And you'll change somehow And I am what you need to get out I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be a witness No, I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be a witness 'Cause I'm crawling back I'm searchin' the right track I'm standin' at last, I'm sure And I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be a witness No, I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be a witness Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Jailbird chained to walk Since they used to talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk But the melody, none at all my love And I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be a witness And no, I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be a witness Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Witness, witness Witty, witty, witty, witty, witty, witty, yeah Yeah, yeah Please let me out this time 'Cause I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be a witness No, I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be a witness No, I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be a witness I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) No, I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) No, I don't wanna be a witness I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) No, I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) No, I don't wanna be a witness I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be (I don't wanna) I don't wanna be a witness Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Witness!

Shine I'll stand by you Don't try and push me away 'Cause I'm just gonna stay You can shine I won't deny you And don't be afraid it'll all be ok Do you know my name Well I ain't gonna take That big time line Won't be beat by a lie Gonna call out to these embers Waiting to ignite Gonna pull you up By your love, by your love And tell you Shine I'll stand by you Don't try and push me away 'Cause I'm just gonna stay You can shine I won't deny you And don't be afraid it'll all be ok I can see the frown you wear All around like some faded crown Like a watch over wound Gonna call down to this diamond Buried underground Gonna pull you up By your love, by your love And tell you - Shine I'll stand by you Don't try and push me away 'Cause I'm just gonna stay You can shine I won't deny you And don't be afraid it'll all be ok When it's said and done What you need will come And time won't let me Let you let me waste it this time Shine...

Woke up to the clock What knob makes it stop Time to be aware Time to just be there You go, go, go, go I go, go, go, go Conversations rare Trail off in the air Echo, echo, home, home All that rolls our way Wheels that time will play Happiness grows back Heartache leaves a scratch You go, go, go, go I go, go, go, go Everyplace i go Never told you so Echo... echo... home home All of my days, all of my life Standing by you All of my days, all of my life I will find you All of my days, all of my life Standing by you All of my days all of my life Landing next to you When you're on the top Notice what you've got I will be your frail When your on the trail You go, go, go, go I go, go, go, go Everything you know Everywhere you go Echo... echo... home home... All of my days, all of my life Standing by you All of my days, all of my life I will find you All of my days, all of my life Standing by you All of my days all of my life Landing next to you All of my days, all of my life Standing by you All of my days, all of my life I will find you All of my days, all of my life Standing by you All of my days all of my life Landing next to you, you, you, you I go back, back, back You go from the top Once more till we drop Never like to stop

Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright Round young, virgin mother and child Holy infant so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly peace Silent night, holy night Shepherds quake at the sight Holy hosts from heaven above Guardian angels sing Alleluia Christ our saviour is born Christ our saviour is born Hm hm hm hm Hm hm hm hm, hm hm hm Hm hm, hm hm ooh ooh ooh Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright Round young virgin mother and child Holy infant so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly peace

Stay Just a little bit longer Please, please, please, please, please Tell me that you're going to Stay Just a little bit longer Please, please, please, please, please Tell me that you're going to Daddy don't mind, do you? Mama don't mind, no If we have another dance Just one more time, one more time Stay Just a little bit longer Please let me hear You say that you will, say you will Won't you place your sweet lips To mine? Won't you say you love me All of the time? See, no See, see Come on stay Just a little bit longer Please, please, please, please, please Tell me that you're going to Oh, come on stay, come on, come on, come on stay Come on, come on, come on stay Come on, come on, come on, come on stay Right now, right now Come on, come on, come on, come on stay Stay

Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin I am always on the outside lookin' in Maybe, that is why I see the funny side When I see somebody's brother take a bride Weddings make a lot of people sad But if you're not the one, they're not so bad Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous Who can blame him? He answers twice It's really killin', but he's so willin' to make whoopee Picture a little love nest, I got you Down where the roses cling, it's very romantic Picture that same sweet love nest Think, what a year can bring, I'm with you He's washing dishes and baby clothes, he should He's so ambitious, not really, he even sews, 2003 babe But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks For makin' whoopee Another year, what, or maybe less What's this I hear, can't you guess? No She feels neglected and he's suspected, that's right Of makin' whoopee She sits alone 'most every night He doesn't phone nor even write, I forgot the number He says, he's busy, yeah but she says, is he? He's makin' whoopee He doesn't make much money Yeah, five hundred thousand per, who told ya that? Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, you pay six to her He says, "Now judge, what if I fail?" Judge says, "Bud, right into jail" Whoops You better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee Yeah, don't forget, folks That's what you get, folks For makin' whoopee