It Couldn't Be (feat. Gerard Canonico & Max Sangerman) - Lyons & Pakchar

Freshman year I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue I was a loser just like you Good times would only soar by I was gross, as every female would attest My sexting was a futile quest My little penis was depressed He was so lonely, poor guy I was hopeless, hopeless I was helpless, helpless Every time I'd walk the hallway, I would trip I was stagnant and idle I was so suicidal, and then Then, then, then, then Then, then, then, then Then, then, then then, I got a squip You got quick? Not quick, squip I've just never heard of it before Yeah, that's the point This is some top-secret, can't even look it up on the internet, shit It's from Japan It's a gray oblong pill Quantum nanotechnology CPU The quantum computer in the pill Will travel through your blood Until it implants in your brain And it tells you what to do So, it's like, drugs? It's better than drugs, Jeremy It's from Japan It's a gray oblong pill Quantum nanotechnology CPU The quantum computer in the pill Will travel through your blood Until it implants in your brain And it tells you what to do It tells you what to do, it's preprogrammed It's amazing, speaks to you directly You behave as it's appraising Helps you act correctly, helps you to be cool It helps you rule Picture this, nobody cares if you are late Cause even teachers think you're great Your weekend's just a full-on slate of blowout benders Of teenage rockstar splendor Right now you're helpless, helpless You are almost hopeless On the school social map, you're just a blip But if you take my advice and if you pay the listed price Well, then you go from sad, to interesting, to hip Your whole life will flip when you buy a squip Yeah, yeah, a squip Hey, a squip No longer a drip when you got in your grip A squip, a squip, a squip

Freshman year I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue I was a loser just like you Good times would only soar by I was gross As every female would attest My sexting was a futile quest My little penis was depressed He was so lonely The poor guy I was Hopeless, hopeless I was Helpless, helpless Every time I'd walk the hallway I would trip I was Stagnant and idle I was So suicidal And then Then, then Then, then Then, then Then, then Then, then Then, then I got a Squip You got quick? Not quick Squip I've just never heard of it before Yeah, that's the point! This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit It's from Japan It's a gray, oblong pill Quantum nano-technology CPU The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do So... It's like... Drugs...? It's better than drugs, Jeremy It's from Japan! (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) It's a gray, oblong pill, (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) Quantum nano-technology CPU. (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) The quantum computer in the pill will travel through Your blood until (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) It implants in your brain and it Tells you what to do. (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) It tells you what to do It's preprogrammed (Ohhhhh) It's amazing (Ohhhhh) Speaks to you directly (Ohhhhh Ah ah) You behave as (Ohhhhh) It's appraising (Ohhhhh) Helps you act correctly (Ohhhhh) Helps you to be cool It helps you rule 'Cause right now you're Helpless, helpless You are Almost hopeless On the school's social map you're just a blip But if you Take my advice and if you pay the listed price Well, then you go from sad to interesting To hip - Your whole life will flip! When you buy a Squip! Hey, yeah, a Squip! (Ahhh, ahhhh) Oh, a Squip (Ahhh, ahhhh) Hey, yeah! (Ahhh, ahhhh) No longer a drip when you got in your grip A Squip A Squip A Squip (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

When you're faded and alone You need somebody on the phone Let it be me, let it be me When she leaves you in the rain You need a high to kill the pain Let it be me, let it be me And I'll show you love the way it supposed to be Ta-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-ta-da-da-da Ta-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-ta-da-da-da Ta-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-ta-da-da-da Ta-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-ta-da-da-da Summer days, winter nights Ride or die right by you side Killing time 'till you're ready to see I'm all you need You're a drunk, you're a fool I'm a saint, so right for you When the ship goes down Look in your dreams, that's where I'll be 'Cause I ne-ne-ne-need you And I la-la-la-la-love ya But I wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna Just stay the night When you're faded and alone You need somebody on the phone Let it be me, let it be me When she leaves you in the rain You need a high to kill the pain Let it be me, let it be me And I'll show you love the way it supposed to be Ta-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-ta-da-da-da Ta-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-ta-da-da-da Ta-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-ta-da-da-da Ta-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-ta-da-da-da And I'll show you love the way it supposed to be 'Cause I ne-ne-ne-need you And I la-la-la-la-love ya But I wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna Just stay the night And I ne-ne-ne-need you And I la-la-la-la-love ya Oh, no-no-no I won't let you, won't let you go When you're faded and alone You need somebody on the phone Let it be me, let it be me When she leaves you in the rain You need a high to kill the pain Let it be me, let it be me And I'll show you love the way it supposed to be Ta-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-ta-da-da-da Ta-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-ta-da-da-da And I'll show you love the way it supposed to be Ta-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-ta-da-da-da Ta-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-ta-da-da-da And I'll show you love the way it supposed to be

All my life I've been afraid of unrequited love And now I think I found the one I've been lookin' for I've been lookin' for I don't wanna be alone not anymore I wanna make a change I think I found my soulmate Wanna be with you If you want me to There is no one I want more than you Wanna be with you If you want me to I wanna be with you Oh will you stay with me If I say that I'm in love with you? Oh will you still stay with me? Or will it scare you? Oh Wish I could take you Somewhere we can do Whatever we want to Wish I could take you Somewhere we can do Whatever we want to (Whatever we want to) (Whatever we want to, hey) Wanna be with you, if you want me too There is no one I will need more than you Wanna be with you, if you want me too Only with you I don't wanna be alone Not anymore I wanna make a change I think I found my soulmate Wanna be with you, if you want me too There is no one I will need more than you Wanna be with you, if you want me too Only with you