Johnny was a bad boy, he was a juvenile delinquent He had his picture on the wall of every precinct He had a rep of hanging out with his homies Puffing on the blunts and sipping on the forties But when he spoke, nobody would listen And when he was home, yo his parents they would dis him They called him a bum, a worthless piece of shit So over this he had a fit And now he grabs his bag and heads for the door And walks to the neighborhood liquor store Pulls out a gun, tells the old man, "Hit the floor!" Then breaks open his register drawer Pulls out the money, stuffs it in his pocket Points his pistol, then he starts to cock it The man panics and the gun goes off Stupid old fool made Johnny blow his head off But he don't care 'cause Johnny was taught It ain't a crime if you don't get caught It ain't a crime if you don't get caught It ain't a crime if you don't get caught It ain't a crime if you don't get caught That's how it is, homie, like it or not Now coming out the store, Johnny shot two Hasidic Jews And when he got home, his face was on the news His mom freaked out, told him, "Get the fuck out!" That's when the pigs rolled up, so yo, he ducked out He hit the back door like his name was Carl Lewis Dipped to the payphone to find out where his crew is He called up his homeboy Jose "What up? Can I come over my man?" He said, "No way! A cop was here, he was looking all over for ya But I told the pig I didn't know ya" He said, "Cool, meet me up at the school I need a ride 'cause I'm wanted for homicide" Johnny's got a gun and he's on the run But he don't care, to him the shit's fun Now that he's an outlaw, sorta like Robin Hood The hard rock hero of the whole neighborhood If they catch him, he'll wind up in court But it ain't a crime if you don't get caught It ain't a crime if you don't get caught It ain't a crime if you don't get caught It ain't a crime if you don't get caught That's how it is, homie, like it or not It ain't a crime if you don't get caught It ain't a sale if it don't get bought It ain't a show if I don't get paid She ain't a hoe if you don't get laid

Is it a crime (oh-oh, oh, yeah, yeah) That I might want 'em all? (Oh-whoa) I don't know (oh-whoa, no, tell me, yeah) Just tell me, baby Tell me, is it a crime to want them all? How could I decide on either or? Too many beautiful girls in this world And up under these club lights they look even more fine, won't lie So is it a crime? I just met the prettiest girl I've ever met (ooh) Then damn near fell in love with the shawty on the left (ooh) And seein' another beauty remind me of my ex They all look better than the best (better than the best) Just might take me home one or two or maybe four 'Cause we all know more is more And my hands are tied So can somebody Tell me, is it a crime to want them all? How could I decide on either or? Too many beautiful girls in this world And up under these club lights they look even more fine, won't lie So is it a crime? (Oh) It doesn't mean I wouldn't be content (ooh) If any one of you was in my bed (ooh) I like to call myself a gentleman (ooh) So the door is open I just might take me home one or two or maybe four 'Cause we all know more is more (is more) And my hands are tied So can't somebody Tell me, is it a crime (tell me, yeah) to want them all? (To want them all) How could I decide (to decide) on either or? Too many beautiful girls in this world And up under these club lights They look even more fine (inside the clubs), won't lie So is it a crime?

You got to open your eyes in the morning Nine o'clock's coming without any warning And you gotta get ready to go You say you went out late last evening Did a lot of drinking, come home stinking And you went and fell asleep on the floor Then your ol' lady comes and finds you sleeping Starts into weeping about the hours you been keeping And you better get your ass out the door It ain't no crime It's just human nature, happens all the time It ain't no crime Don't think twice about it, get it off your mind It ain't no crime (Oh, oh, woah) You got to open your eyes in the morning Nine o'clock's coming without any warning You gotta get ready to go Now you tell me you love somebody And you'll love 'em forever, you might love 'em forever But you won't like 'em all the time Now you tell me you need somebody For the rest of your life you might have somebody But you won't want 'em every day It ain't no crime It's just human nature, happens all the time It ain't no crime I said it's good to get it on to get a load off your mind It ain't no crime (Oh, oh, woah) I said it ain't no crime, no, no Well, it ain't no crime It's just human nature, happens all of the time Don't you know, it ain't no crime? (Oh, oh, woah) You got to open your eyes in the morning Nine o'clock is coming without any warning And you gotta get ready to go Just as surely as the wind keeps blowing The grass keeps growing, you gotta keep going Lord'll have mercy on your soul (Good evening) (Thank you)

No crime What about sweet feelings, happiness and smiles? No crime Do your best to believe and don't deny, no no I have got to tell you something that I found Gonna think the heart is breaking when tell another lie Try to understand and open up your mind No regrets, no lies, no betray, no crime No crime No crime What about sweet feelings, happiness and smiles? No crime Do your best to believe and don't deny, no no no I have got to tell you something that I found Gonna think the heart is breaking when tell another lie Try to understand and open up your mind No regrets, no lies, no betray, no crime I have got the truth for you What about sweet feelings, happiness and smiles? Do your best to believe and don't deny, no no no No regrets no lies, no betray, no crime No regrets no lies, no betray, no crime What about sweet feelings, happiness and smiles? Do your best believe, do your best believe and don't deny No crime

Reckon she's down in New Orleans Turnin' them heads on Bourbon street Like a hurricane, everybody gonna know her name If she blows through Reckon she's rockin down 1-10 In a nintey mile an hour, goodbye wind Ray-Ban glow, rock and roll on the radio Cracked rearview What am I gonna do? She's wreckin' me For wreckin' her heart Yeah, reckon she's Chasin' down a brand new start Reckon she's missin' me Reckon she'll forgive me Reckon she's gone to stay Reckon she'll come back someday Reckon she's crashin' on her brother's couch Drinkin' cheap beer at a frat house Down at Ole Miss where her baby sis Is in her freshman year All I know is she ain't here She's wreckin' me For wreckin' her heart Yeah, reckon she's Chasin' down a brand new start Reckon she's missin' me Reckon she'll forgive me Reckon she's gone to stay Reckon she'll come back someday Oh, reckon she'll come back someday Reckon I'll pour one more whiskey Sit back and let her memory kiss me Over and over Is it over? She's wreckin' me (wreckin' me) For wreckin' her heart Yeah, reckon she's Chasin' down a brand new start Reckon she's missin' me Reckon she'll forgive me Reckon she's gone to stay Reckon she'll come back someday Reckon she'll come back someday Reckon she'll come back Yeah, I'll get her back Woah, woah, woah Woah, woah, woah

Ain't no cryin' in your beer Ain't no she walked out the door Ain't nobody brokenhearted In country music anymore Everybody's hookin' up, gettin' down Tearin' up their little town Loadin' up their cooler And they're headin' south, beach bound Workin' on their tan Coozie on a beer can Party every night, throwin' up their hands Ain't no cryin' in your beer Ain't no she walked out the door Ain't nobody brokenhearted In country music anymore Killed me when you left me I thought I was your baby I was going all kinds of climb the wall crazy Searching for a sad one on the radio dial But all heard was smiles Everybody's hookin' up, gettin' down Tearin' up their little town Loadin' up their cooler And they're headin' south, beach bound Workin' on their tan Coozie on a beer can Party every night throwin' up their hands Ain't no cryin' in your beer Ain't no she walked out the door Ain't nobody brokenhearted In country music anymore I can't even find a bar Where I can drink alone 'Cause everybody's dancing To those cover band party songs Everybody's hookin' up, gettin' down Tearin' up their little town Loadin up their cooler And headin' south, beach bound Workin' on their tan Coozie on a beer can Party every night, throwin' up their hands Ain't no cryin' in your beer Ain't no she walked out the door Ain't nobody brokenhearted In country music anymore Ain't somebody brokenhearted In country music anymore?