Missed my alarm clock ringin' Woke up telephone screamin' Boss man singin' his same old song Rolled in late about an hour No cup of coffee, no shower Walk of shame with two different shoes on Now it is poor me, why me, oh me Borin' the same old worn out blah blah story There's no good explanation for it at all Ain't no rhyme or reason No complicated meaning Ain't no need to over think it Let go laughing Life don't go quite like you planned it We try so hard to understand it Irrefutable, indisputable Fact is Psssh It happens My trusty-rusty had a flat I borrowed my neighbor's Cadillac I'll be right back, goin' down to Wally World That yellow light turned red too quickly Knew that the truck the moment it hit me Out stepped my ex and his new girl Sorry 'bout your neck baby But it is poor me, why me, oh me Borin' the same old worn out blah blah story There's no good explanation for it at all Ain't no rhyme or reason No complicated meaning Ain't no need to over think it Let go laughing Life don't go quite like you planned it We try so hard to understand it The irrefutable, indisputable Fact is It happens Ain't no rhyme or reason No complicated meaning Ain't no need to over think it Let go laughing Life don't go quite like you planned it We try so hard to understand it The irrefutable, indisputable Fact is Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable Laugh-a-luteable, totally beautiful fact is Psssh It happens

If I had to do it all again I wouldn't wanna do it Do it without you If you had to be somebody's friend You wouldn't wanna do it Do it without me, no, no I thought that I could hold a candle All alone But without your love, I couldn't see a way Thought that I could play the hero On my own But without you, I just don't know who to save If I had to do it all again I wouldn't wanna do it Do it without you If you had to be somebody's friend You wouldn't wanna be it Be it without me, no, no It's a long and lonely highway By yourself You could drive all night and never get too far You went and did it your way No one else But you only put the miles upon your heart If I had to do it all again I wouldn't wanna do it Do it without you If you had to be somebody's friend You wouldn't wanna be it Be it without me, no You and I We didn't always get along, oh no Instead of goodbye Why don't we get on back where we both belong, oh If I had to do it all again I wouldn't wanna do it Do it without you If you had to be somebody's friend You wouldn't wanna be it Be it without me If I had to do it all again I wouldn't wanna do it Do it without you If you had to be somebody's friend You wouldn't wanna be it Be it without me, no, oh no