As It Happens - Bob James

Missed my alarm clock ringin' Woke up telephone screamin' Boss man singin' his same old song Rolled in late about an hour No cup of coffee, no shower Walk of shame with two different shoes on Now it is poor me, why me, oh me Borin' the same old worn out blah blah story There's no good explanation for it at all Ain't no rhyme or reason No complicated meaning Ain't no need to over think it Let go laughing Life don't go quite like you planned it We try so hard to understand it Irrefutable, indisputable Fact is Psssh It happens My trusty-rusty had a flat I borrowed my neighbor's Cadillac I'll be right back, goin' down to Wally World That yellow light turned red too quickly Knew that the truck the moment it hit me Out stepped my ex and his new girl Sorry 'bout your neck baby But it is poor me, why me, oh me Borin' the same old worn out blah blah story There's no good explanation for it at all Ain't no rhyme or reason No complicated meaning Ain't no need to over think it Let go laughing Life don't go quite like you planned it We try so hard to understand it The irrefutable, indisputable Fact is It happens Ain't no rhyme or reason No complicated meaning Ain't no need to over think it Let go laughing Life don't go quite like you planned it We try so hard to understand it The irrefutable, indisputable Fact is Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable Laugh-a-luteable, totally beautiful fact is Psssh It happens

If it happens again, I'm leaving I'll pack up my things and go If it happens again There'll be no looking back I won't say I told you so I won't say I told you so You did what you were told And you took the strain Been left out in the cold Got yourself to blame But believe me If it happens again, I'm leaving If it stays the same, I'm gone When you're stabbed in the back And there's salt in the wound Then it's time to move along If it happens again, I'm leaving I'll pack up my things and go If it happens again There'll be no looking back And I won't say I told you so I won't say I told you so No more spanek in the works So the work's been done Your face rubbed in the dirt And show for every one But believe me If it happens again, I'm leaving If it stays the same, I'm gone When compromise is the song that you sing It's been going on too long If it happens again, I'm leaving I'll pack up my things and go If it happens again There'll be no looking back I won't say I told you so I won't say I told you so If it happens again, I'm leaving I'll pack up my things and go If it happens again There'll be no looking back I won't say I told you so I won't say I told you so If it happens again, I'm leaving I'll pack up my things and go If it happens again There'll be no looking back I won't say I told you so I won't say I told you so