When I was 15, I had running back dreams But never did run too far Thought I was gonna be number three one day 'Til I wrecked my old man's car I almost finished college but I ain't cut from that cloth Used to wish I was, but I'm glad I'm not I'm just a North Carolina good ol' boy Boys, I ain't got no choice I pick a little guitar in the evenin' Wear Mossy Oak outta deer season I couldn't be anybody but me, even if I tried I used to wish I was, but I'm glad I'm not I used to have a Tennessee Bill Dance hat But barely ever got 'em in the boat I used to wanna hit 'em like Chipper did But I swung it just a little too slow Yeah, these days I don't wanna be anybody but me I used to wish I was, but I'm glad I'm not I'm just an North Carolina good ol' boy Boys, I ain't got no choice I pick a little guitar in the evenin' Wear Mossy Oak outta deer season I couldn't be anybody but me, even if I tried I used to wish I was, but I'm glad I'm not I'm just an North Carolina good ol' boy Boys, I ain't got no choice I pick a little guitar in the evenin' Wear Mossy Oak outta deer season I couldn't be anybody but me, even if I tried I used to wish I was, but I'm glad I'm not Yeah, I'm glad I'm not

It was supposed to be so easy Just take back the DVD, withdraw that extra money Tell mum I wouldn't be back for tea, then grab my savings and hurry So first to get the film back in time, to avoid that big fine I had to do a fast hill climb, but a faster decline But I flew a bit quick, arms like a lunatic Had to stop for a few ticks, I started feeling sick Got to the video shop in a state, but chuffed it wouldn't be late Only when he flicked open the case, I'd left the disc at my place Today I've achieved absolutely nought In just being out of the house, I've lost out If I wanted to end up with more now I should've just stayed in bed, like I know how So I failed on the DVD, but I still had to get the money Tell mum I couldn't make tea, get the saving and then hurry Rushing to the cash machine, still a bit mashed and lean Then of course a mandatory car, drives by and splashes me Get there the queue's outrageous, ladies taking ages My rage is blowing gauges, how longs it take to validate your wages? At last my turn comes, press the 50 squid button Insufficient funds Today I've achieved absolutely nought In just being out of the house, I've lost out If I wanted to end up with more now I should've just stayed in bed, like I know how So I failed on the DVD, couldn't withdraw any money But I still had to call mum, get the savings and hurry So to call mum so that, I could tell her I cant go and that At least I remembered my phone man, I didn't know her number offhand Where's my phone have I got it, Oh this is a crock of shit I lost the fucking thing, oh here it is in my pocket But the batteries nearly flat, gotta call quick snap Aww shit, the battery is flat Today I've achieved absolutely nought In just being out of the house, I've lost out If I wanted to end up with more now I should've just stayed in bed, like I know how So Ive failed on the DVD, couldnt withdraw any money Or call mum about tea, I'll have to get the savings and hurry But where was the money, I knew I'd left it on the Side, next to the telly, this is not even funny I left it in the living room, ready to pick up as soon As I passed through, on the way out to the rendevous So the shoebox full of money, just disappearing from me Is not what I call funny, a grand dont come for free Today I've achieved absolutely nought In just being out of the house, I've lost out If I wanted to end up with more now I should've just stayed in bed, like I know how (Oi, soaked to the bone in my jeans, do you want me to stop? I imagine my mums weaping right now And the thousand pounds you swore, that I left on the table this morn Has simply disappeared before my eyes, his eyes and yours And I'm a thousand pounds poorer, a hundred thousand pennies, no more A thousandth of a million quid, or two monkeys or a whole fifty scores Gone withdrawn from my life, the money is no more for sure) It was supposed to be so easy

They say that I'm the kind of man who always speaks his mind To me there's nothing stronger than the truth You can ask me almost anything and I'll tell you like it is But darling when they ask me about you I tell it like it used to be when you were still in love with me Before you got to used to me and wanted someone new I tell it like it ought to be 'cause how it is, is killing me When they ask about you and me, I tell it like it used to be I wish that I was stronger, I could tell them that you've gone But that's one thing that I may never do If they want to hear about our love and how it all went wrong Then darling they will just have to talk to you I tell it like it used to be when you were still in love with me Before you got to used to me and wanted someone new I tell it like it ought to be 'cause how it is, is killing me When they ask about you and me, I tell it like it used to be I tell it like it used to be when you were still in love with me Before you got to used to me and wanted someone new I tell it like it ought to be 'cause how it is, is killing me When they ask about you and me, I tell it like it used to be

I know that I will love again I'll meet someone and we'll make amends I'm sure she'll be a gentleman And I will be content And all that I will be fulfilled See the world and pay my bills Have a drink and eat my fill Of dinners and free will But if you come to me In my home with my three kids If you asked me to leave To be with you and split Well I'd at least Have to think about it You never loved the same amount You spent a week at my mother's house And honest I can tell you now I love you more than my future spouse And if you come to me When I've promised to commit If you told me that you loved me And asked me for a kiss Well, I'd at least have to think about it You are my Achilles' heel The weakness only I can feel I've been a liar and you've been a pill But I'd still have to think about it Things Just won't be the same I'm scared to death I'll scream your name And still there's not a thing I would change That's okay But I think about it

Go away from my window Leave at your own chosen speed I'm not the one you want, babe I'm not the one you need You say you're lookin' for someone Never weak but always strong To protect you and to defend you Whether you are right or wrong Someone to open each and every door It ain't me, babe No, no, no, it ain't me, babe It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe Go lightly from the ledge, babe Go lightly on the ground I'm not the one you want, babe I will only let you down You say you're lookin' for someone Who will promise never to part Someone to close her eyes for you Someone to close her heart Someone who will die for you and more It ain't me, babe No, no, no, it ain't me, babe It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe I said no, no, no, it ain't me, babe I said no, no, no, it ain't me, babe