I Pooped In the Kitchen - Arthur Gandy

Oh man I pooped my pants again Right in front of my family and my friends It's not that I have a problem with controlling It's just that we were here in this alley bowling And I was in the middle of the best round of my life I wanted to impress my family and my wife (we've been having troubles) It's started when I scored my second strike I was in just the kinda rythm that I liked That's when my bowels told me it was time to get moving I told them to slow down don't mess this up I'm grooving I kept getting strikes and I thought I was gonna make it But then my bowels decided that they couldn't take it I stood there with my cheeks in a tight tight squeeze But that wasn't enough cause the poop started dripping past my knees! Let it all over the alley floor The owner came and told me that I couldn't bowl there any more I begged him saying "I'm just two strikes away from a perfect game!" He didn't care at all about that, he just called me a nasty name And of course now my wife wants to Go through with the divorce after all I guess next time I'm gonna answer when nature calls.

I dance in the kitchen on my own I move to the cookin' I burn for you Hoping one day you'll come home Can't taste a lover on the phone Mm-mm, I dance in the kitchen on my own And, oh, how we ran through the sparkling night And, oh, how we ran away from our troubles And, oh, how we knew, ooh, ooh Each of our wars and dreams of home with you Now I dance in the kitchen on my own I move to the cookin' I burn for you Hoping one day you'll come home Can't taste a lover on the phone Mm-mm, I dance in the kitchen on my own And, oh, how we danced through the garden alight And, oh, how we danced away in our bubble And, oh, how we grew, ooh, ooh Each others hearts and schemes of home with you Now I dance in the kitchen on my own I dip my pinky and lick it, then get to thinking that distance As an ingredient for us could never ever taste right Mix in some you by my side I wave the steam from my eyes And then I realise when I see your smile that you're the prize When I think of you, you're in the kitchen at the sink With oven mitts, dancing and singing Awake, I dream about our life, family Kitchen, forks, and knives I dance in the kitchen on my own I move to the cookin' I burn for you Hoping one day you'll come home Can't taste a lover on the phone Mm-mm, I dance in the kitchen on my own

I'm up in the kitchen, I'm up in the kitchen I'm up in the... I'm up in the kitchen I been in the kitchen Whippin' up the grits and I been really cooking truth (Cooking truth) Cutting off the dead ends Warming up my blessings Cooking up the perfect soup (Perfect soup) Cause God been really speaking And I been really seeing I'm ya manifesting proof I been cooking up some blessings for me Cooking up some blessings for me Let me show you some self love Mix two cups of ambition Mix two cup of resilience Now have some patience And sometimes life might get too hot That's where you must lift your top Release some steam and let it breathe I been in the kitchen Whippin' up the grits and I been really cooking truth (Cooking truth) Cutting off the dead ends Warming up my blessings Cooking up the perfect soup (Perfect soup) Cause God been really speaking And I been really seeing I'm ya manifesting proof (Manifesting proof) I been cooking up some blessings for me Cooking up some blessings for me Indigo, Indigo, Indigo Child Come take a break and Come sip some tea now Your life is set Destiny as you please Soul food, come and eat Indigo, Indigo, Indigo Child Come take a break and Come sip some tea now Your life is set Destiny as you please Soul food, come and eat I been in the kitchen Whippin' up the grits and I been really cooking truth (Cooking truth) Cutting off the dead ends Warming up my blessings Cooking up the perfect soup (Perfect soup) Cause God been really speaking And I been really seeing I'm ya manifesting proof (Manifesting proof) I been cooking up some blessings for me Cooking up some blessings for me

Girl you're in the kitchen, cookin' me a meal Somethin' makes me wanna come in there and get a feel Walk around in your t-shirt with nothin' else on Struttin' pass, switchin' that ass while I'm on the phone Cuttin' up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes Girl, you look so sexy while you're doin' the damn thing I want sex in the kitchen over by the stove I want put you on the counter by the buttered rolls Hands on the table, on your tippy toes We'll be makin' love like the restaurant was closed Would you like that? Tell me right now pretty, babe Girl, you're in the kitchen, chillin' in your robe I'm sayin' to myself, she better go, put on some clothes Ticklin' and teasin', doin' that little dance Girl, you gon' make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain Cuttin' up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes Girl, you look so sexy while you're doin' the damn thing that I want sex in the kitchen over by the stove I want put you on the counter by the buttered rolls Hands on the table, on your tippy toes We'll be makin' love like the restaurant was closed Sex in the kitchen over by the stove I want put you on the counter by the buttered rolls Hands on the table, on your tippy toes We'll be makin' love like the restaurant was closed This is what I am ready to do Girl, I'm ready to While I'm makin' love, girl, I'll be feastin' Girl, you're in the kitchen, sweatin' up a storm The oven's on 500, so you know the kitchen's warm Girl, you know just how to get into a brother's mind 'Cause here we are still in this kitchen doin' it for the third time Cuttin' up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes Girl, you look so sexy doing the damn thing that I want sex in the kitchen over by the stove Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls Hands on the table, on your tippy toes We'll be makin' love like the restaurant was closed Sex in the kitchen over by the stove Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls Hands on the table, on your tippy toes We'll be makin' love like the restaurant was closed Sex in the kitchen over by the stove Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls Hands on the table, on your tippy toes We'll be makin' love like the restaurant was closed ...

Hey Yea Bad Dreams We have them Bad Dreams Every Night when I go to bed the dreams are creeping in Got the Bad Dreams I can never sleep I can never sleep Bad Dreams kicking in and always happing at the worse possible time What does it mean Nobody knows About the Bad Dreams (Bad Dreams) Bad Dreams Kicking in when I go to sleep Nobody knows about it before That's just how the human body works Bad Dreams Bad Dreams I wake up I got these Bad Dreams stuck in my head after bed I don't like what the said Ah Ah Ah! I don't wanna loose I don't wanna choose But I did Yes or No I don't wanna go I don't wanna stay Because I do the same thing all day Ok, Listen up It's not good It's not good You know it Yea, you know it Ah Bad Dreams I got these Bad Dreams Bad Dreams I got these Bad Bad Dreams Cause these Bad Dreams Stuck in my head Out when I'm outta bed Cause I got these got these Bad Dreams! Got these Bad Dreams (Got these) Got these Bad Bad Dreams