I Pooped in My Pants - Woov

Oh man I pooped my pants again Right in front of my family and my friends It's not that I have a problem with controlling It's just that we were here in this alley bowling And I was in the middle of the best round of my life I wanted to impress my family and my wife (we've been having troubles) It's started when I scored my second strike I was in just the kinda rythm that I liked That's when my bowels told me it was time to get moving I told them to slow down don't mess this up I'm grooving I kept getting strikes and I thought I was gonna make it But then my bowels decided that they couldn't take it I stood there with my cheeks in a tight tight squeeze But that wasn't enough cause the poop started dripping past my knees! Let it all over the alley floor The owner came and told me that I couldn't bowl there any more I begged him saying "I'm just two strikes away from a perfect game!" He didn't care at all about that, he just called me a nasty name And of course now my wife wants to Go through with the divorce after all I guess next time I'm gonna answer when nature calls.

Ow, hey Tell me what you're Gonna do about that Tell me what you're gonna do I got to know about that Is your love for real Do you know how I feel Tell me what you're Gonna do about that I got ants in my pants And I need to dance Come on I got ants in my pants And I need to dance Some big fine mama Come and give me a chance Hey, hey, hey I got ants in my pants And I need to dance Some big fine looker Gonna make me prance Come on, hey, hey You need someone to love you I'm the one I'm a good fine loving Son of a gun Come on, hey Do ya, do ya I love you, yes, I do With all my heart and soul I need you, yes, I do Don't let my love grow cold Squeeze me tight Hold me right Make me know you're mine Do you need all my love Yes, it's always fine I want you, yes, I do With all my heart and soul I need you, yes, I do Don't let my love grow cold Ahhh, Good God I said it's good now I said, baby, it's good now Come on, bring me up Lift me up on the other side I said you got to lift me up On the other side You got to lift me I said, ah, on the other You got to lift me up Good God, come on Bring your, bring your Bring your, aaahhh Good God You got to lift me up On the other side You, you, you, you, you I got ants in my pants And I need to dance Hey, hey, hey I feel it You know that I feel it You know that I feel it I got ants in my pants And I need to dance Some big fine mama Come and give me a chance Hey, hey, hey You need someone to love you I'm the one I'm a good hard fighting Loving son of a gun