I'm Gay - Bowling for Soup

J Pee, baby, uh, uh, yup, yup Yeah, you know who it is Check this shit out man Check it out Check it out Check it out, check it out (here we go) yeah Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot (Home Depot) Buyin' screws and nails, manly shit you know? (You know?) My homie says to me, "What kind of drill you want?" (He asked me) So I said I wanted one right in the ass What? I'm not gay I'm not gay It was a joke guys, come on I'm not gay I like vag more than a pornstar scandal But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle? Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park Had to wrap it up 'cause it was gettin' dark (Gettin' dark) The other team was looking straight scary as shit (Ooh) But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it (He ain't scared) He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at My priority job was to protect the sack (Okay) So fourth down, he bends over and yells, "Hike!" So I went and grabbed his balls! Huh? I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm just doing my job, step off I'm not gay It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them (I wasn't) I just care about the safety of your future children (Godfather) I'm not gay, I'm not gay Quit telling me that, man I'm not gay Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son P.S. I didn't know that you were so well hung Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood (Hollywood) Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like "Damn bitch, you fine!" Fuck I'm not gay guys That ain't me I'm just comfortable with my sexuality So I can admit when I see a guy Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod' And ohh my god, take your pants off Uhh Fuck it I'm so gay I'm fucking gay I'm the dude wearin' nail polish yelling, "Hey!" I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt (That's me) And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like, "What?" Yeah! I'm gay (I'm gay) I'm hella gay I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday And normal self expression doesn't suit me either That's why my degree is in musical theater I'm so gay man

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1:00 a.m., and the night just keeps on calling, ooh We on demon time until tomorrow morning, ooh, wee (say less) Bitch, say less, express yourself Bitch, get dressed, un-stress yourself (okay) It's cold outside, so what, let's take a walk Tonight I wanna be nobody else (nobody else) This costume feels so real, almost scared myself Dance the night away (Keep your pussy popping, pop those percolates) Everybody's gay, yeah (It's a happy place in here, baby, you're safe) We can take our mask off We can all ball and parlay I can hardly wait (At 3:00 a.m., my freak comе out the cage) Mm, yeah, there's a Mona Lisa moaning in the room, mm Tell that sexy nurse, meet me in the loo, ooh yeah Sisters drinking, bitches brew The Mister got a monster, too (big dick) It's getting freaky, do you wanna leave the ball? (Hell nah) Dance the night away (Keep your pussy popping, pop those percolates) Everybody's gay, yeah (It's a happy place in here, baby, you're safe) We can take our mask off We can all ball and parlay I can hardly wait (At 3:00 a.m., the freak comе out the cage) Pur, bitch Freaky nights Crazy times Let's play dress up, baby (Play that shit, my boy) Dance the night away (Keep your pussy popping, pop those percolates) Everybody's gay, yeah (It's a happy place in here, baby, you're safe) We can take our mask off We can all ball and parlay I can hardly wait (At 3:00 a.m., my freak comе out the cage) Pur, bitch

Yeah it was ten years in the making but they finally got to tour I bought all their albums, I got their sticker on my door I didn't know this girl from Adams, She was with some guy named Stan She drank bud ice from a can and got her rocks off with the band And she would sing to me She's all over me This girl is scarin' me Oh, yeah When they call her silly girl they were right on Dirty sheets and sour grapes, she kept on dancing on and on Just like so many girls, she just wants to go home with the band Maybe if she makes us practice, one of us will hold her hand Graduated art school and she read of clockwork orange She asked me if I had any drugs and she laughed when I said, "No" She hit up "P" for a CD, and he thaught that he might score Next thing you know her minds on Hubert, he was passed out on the floor And she would sing to me She's all over me This girl is scarin' me Oh, yeah When they call her silly girl they were right on Dirty sheets and sour grapes, she kept on dancing on and on Just like so many girls, she just wants to go home with the band Maybe if she makes us practice, one of us will hold her hand When they call her silly girl they were right on Dirty sheets and sour grapes, she kept on dancing on and on Just like so many girls, she just wants to go home with the band Maybe if she makes us practice, one of us will hold her hand

Soup for one When you're on the run When you're by yourself Minus someone else Why must I be so depress I feel I'm not like the rest 'Cause I want love to be right Stay with your darlin all night Soup for one When you're on the run When you're by yourself Minus someone else Soup for one When the evening comes When you're all alone You have that look in your eye Just wanted you to be mine girl To bath you in the moonlight And love you with all my might Soup for one When you're on the run When you're by yourself Minus someone else Soup for one When the evening comes When you're all alone In your empty home Soup for one When you'reon the run When you're by yourself Minus someone else Soup for one When the evening comes When you're all alone In your empty home Soup for one When your on the run When your by yourself Minus someone else Soup for one When the evening comes When you're all alone In your empty home

This is the song that reminds me of my trucker hat That I used to wear not to block out the sun With a john deere logo and a stain on the back From where you laid me out flat one look I was done And all these things mean nothing to me When I'm with you I've got everything I can walk and I can need Even god he would agree You and I were meant to be It's easy to see I'll never go out of style on you And nothing really feels the way you do Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good When you fit me like you do This is the verse about the Parachute pants That I learned to break dance in and thought I was good So much for believing the fat guy doesn't win Get the girl in the end I never thought that I could And all these things mean nothing to me When I'm with you I've got everything I can walk and I can need Even god he would agree You and I were meant to be It's easy to see I'll never go out of style on you And nothing really feels the way you do Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good When you fit me like you do I'm not the perfect guy A little slow but I've Got perfect timing with you Take a look around Outside the in crowd There aint nothing we cant do I'll never go out of style on you And nothing really feels the way you do Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good When you fit me like you do I'll never go out of style on you And nothing really feels the way you do Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good When you fit me like you do I'll never go out of style on you And nothing really feels the way you do Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good When you fit me like you do