My Dad Thinks I'm Gay - Chris Distefano

Hi-Ho Silver AWAY After my show thought I'd have a little fun Hopped on a horse Lord he sure could run Well I got a butt kickin when the police finally caught me Give me back my horse Not a moment too soon Tim McGraw jumped in Did his best Jackie Chan got a cop on the chin Now I don't understand why they's arresting me My cellmate thinks I'm sexy I really turn him on He's always staring at me When them guards are gone I'm running out of cigarettes He's asking me to dance He say's I'm looking good In these orange pants I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me... My cellmate thinks I'm sexy... I'd give anything to be back on my bus I'm hiding in my bunk but he's climbing on up Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs Says he's got a dream I'm afraid of what it is You're never gonna see me on a horse after this I only get one call I hope Faith is home Answer the phone My cellmate thinks I'm sexy He just won't leave me alone He's blowing kisses at me And I'm a duckin' 'em all I hate to break it to him I'm in no mood for romance What part of NO don't this fool understand I'm in big trouble if someone don't come and get me My cellmate thinks I'm sexy Well one day behind bars is long enough Cause when I drop that soap oh his eyes light up My cellmate thinks I UH My cellmate thinks I'm sexy I really turn him on My name is Kenny Chesney This ain't nowhere I belong Me and Tim's in trouble Buddy one thing is for sure George Strait's gonna kick us off his George Strait Tour I'd call Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me My cellmate thinks I'm sexy My Cellmate Thinks I'm sexy UH I had him from hello WAZZUP!

I could be your lover You could be all mine We'd go on forever Til the end of time You could be my best friend Stay up all night long You could be my railroad We'd go on and on Let's get along, there's nothing here to do Let's go find a rainbow I could be wrong but what am I to do? Guess God thinks I'm Abel You could be my enemy I guess there's still time I'd get 'round to loving you Is that such a crime? Let's get along, there's nothing here to do Let's go find a rainbow I could be wrong but what am I to do? Guess God thinks I'm Abel No one can break us No one could take us If we try No one can break us No one could take us If we try No one can break us No one could take us If we've tried Come along, let's make it tonight