I got plenty of nothing And nothing's plenty for me I got no car Got no mule I got no misery The folks with plenty of plenty They got a lock on the door Afraid somebody's gonna rob 'em While they're out a-making more What for? I got no lock on the door, that's no way to be They can steal the rug from the floor, that's OK with me 'Cause the things that I prize, like the stars in the skies, are all free Say, I got plenty of nothing And nothing's plenty for me I got my gal Got my song Got heaven the whole day long Got my gal Got my Lord Got my song I got plenty of nothing And nothing's plenty for me I got my gal Got my song I got heaven the whole day long Got my gal Got my Lord Got my song

One, two, three, four! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I broke my bat on Johnny's head Somebody snitched on me I hid a frog in sister's bed Somebody snitched on me I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug I made Tommy eat a bug Bought some gum with a penny slug And somebody snitched on me Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I won't be seeing Santa Clause Somebody snitched on me He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me Next year I'll be goin' straight Next year I'll be good, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late 'Cause somebody snitched on me Oh-oh-oh-oh I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad You'd better be good, whatever you do 'Cause if you don't, I'm warning you You'll get nuttin' for Christmas Nuts! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (hey, hey!) Mommy and Daddy are mad (they're so mad!) I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (hey, hey!) 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad Well I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Because I contributed to the greenhouse affect Which is melting polar ice caps Which melts the North Pole Where Santa Clause lives; he's mad (poor Santa) Stop

Ev'ry honeybee fills with jealousy When they see you out with me I don't blame them goodness knows Honeysuckle rose When you're passin' by flowers drop and sigh And I know the reason why You're much sweeter goodness knows Honeysuckle rose Don't buy sugar you just have to touch my cup You're my sugar it's so sweet when you stir it up When I'm taking sips from your tasty lips Seems the honey fairly drips You're confection goodness knows Honeysuckle rose. Don't buy sugar you just have to touch my cup You're my sugar it's so sweet when you stir it up When I'm taking sips from your tasty lips Seems the honey fairly drips You're confection goodness knows Honeysuckle rose I said you're confection goodness knows Honeysuckle rose

Creme tangerine de Montelimar A ginger sling with a pineapple heart A coffee dessert, yes, you know it's good news But you'll have to have them all pulled out After the Savoy truffle Cool cherry cream (nice apple tart) I feel your taste all the time we're apart Coconut fudge really blows down the blues But you'll have to have them all pulled out After the Savoy truffle You might not feel it now But when the pain cuts through You're going to know and how The sweat is going to fill your head When it becomes too much You're going to shout aloud (But you'll have to have them all pulled out) (After the Savoy truffle) Creme tangerine (de Montelimar) A ginger sling with a pineapple heart A coffee dessert, yes, you know it's good news But you'll have to have them all pulled out After the Savoy truffle