Yes, I got plenty of nothing And nothing's plenty for me I got no car, got no mule I got no misery Folks with plenty of nothing They've got a lock on the door Afraid somebody's going to rob 'em While they is out making more What for? I got no lock on the door, that's no way to be They can steal the rug from the floor, that's OK with me 'Cause the things that I prize like the stars in the skies are all free I got plenty of nothing And nothing's plenty for me I got my girl, got my song Got heaven the whole day long Got my girl, got my love, yes got my song Oh, I got plenty of nothing And nothing's plenty for me I got the sun, got the moon Got the deep blue sea The folks with plenty of plenty Got to pray all the day Seems with plenty you sure got to worry How to keep the devil away, away I ain't frettin 'bout hell 'Til the time arrive Never worry long as I'm well Never one to strive To be good, to be bad What the hell I am glad I'm alive Oh, I got plenty of nothing And nothing's plenty for me I got my man, got my song Got heaven the whole day long Got my man, got my love, yes got my song Got plenty, got plenty Got plenty of nothing Got plenty of nothing

One, two, three, four! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I broke my bat on Johnny's head Somebody snitched on me I hid a frog in sister's bed Somebody snitched on me I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug I made Tommy eat a bug Bought some gum with a penny slug And somebody snitched on me Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I won't be seeing Santa Clause Somebody snitched on me He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me Next year I'll be goin' straight Next year I'll be good, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late 'Cause somebody snitched on me Oh-oh-oh-oh I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad You'd better be good, whatever you do 'Cause if you don't, I'm warning you You'll get nuttin' for Christmas Nuts! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (hey, hey!) Mommy and Daddy are mad (they're so mad!) I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (hey, hey!) 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad Well I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Because I contributed to the greenhouse affect Which is melting polar ice caps Which melts the North Pole Where Santa Clause lives; he's mad (poor Santa) Stop