Well, some people like to head to the bars When life is hitting just a little too hard Some people like to float out and fish Some people like to whine and bitch Well, everybody needs a little head vacation Everybody's got their vice I just picked up some papers from the Exxon station And I'm about to roll up mine I smoke weed And I don't give a damn Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down Oh, weed Just about every day First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid If there's only one thing you gotta know about me It's that I- I smoke weed Well, you could say I found a natural prescription For an undiagnosed medical condition If you ain't got your own that's fine Hell, I'll share mine 'Cause I Smoke weed And I don't give a damn Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down Oh, weed Just about every day First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid If there's only one thing you gotta know about me It's that I- I smoke weed Yeah, I smoke weed Well, it's legal out in California And a couple other places too But 'round here we still gotta buy it From some real shady dude Oh, weed And I don't give a damn Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down Oh, weed Just about every day First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid And if there's only one thing you gotta know about me It's that I- I smoke weed I smoke weed I smoke weed Hey man, I think the-, I think the police are here man (I smoke weed) Hey man, gimme back my lighter, c'mon I smoke weed Hey, puff-puff pass You know the rules Stop bogartin' that shit Pass it over here c'mon

Your room was square, I once noticed from there In your bed, as you slept, and I held my breath Everything had its own place And I wondered what space would I take In the order you kept I tried to eat like your girlfriend Just tea in the night, I'd end up too hungry to sleep So lying awake, I would follow the aching inside I would find, it's for you won't be mine I tried my hardest, for I'd never learned God's very simple, and love shouldn't burn And I would've offered you all that you yearned for But I was still waiting for something to earn What is that quiet of snow in the night? The dark rings with white noise As you stand and drown Maybe it's all of these snowflakes, screaming A choir of mute as they brace for the ground Well, that's my ride Hope you had a good night You know you made me happy Here, shake my hand You make such a good man Never once did you know me I tried my hardest, for I'd never learned God's very simple and love doesn't burn And maybe you offered me all that I yearned for But I was still waiting for something to earn Silly me, waiting

There's nothing left for you Nothing in this room Try and go outside Nothing waits for you You had it once before Not anymore So go on to that sweetheart's door And find a new you Give her all the love you saved for it You could touch fire, you could fly It was your right, it was your life And then it passed to someone new It'll keep passing on long after you But you're the only one she's counting on There's nothing left for you