Girl you're pretty good at whiskey But can you shoot shine Sure you've been on a farm but you ain't been on mine Was there dust on your driveway Hay in the pasture Did your momma make cobbler Did your daddy drive a tractor Girl you talk a lot like East Tennessee Well wherever you're from Hell that's where I need to be 'Cause these boots these boots need to keep two steppin' Them beers them beers on ice keep sweatin' That dress that dress needs to keep on spinnin' Around and around and around You're sayin' everything with your neon eyes Way you're scootin' them boots it's gonna be a long night But it won't be long 'for we make our way back to the house Ya that's what I'm honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' about It's so crowded in here You can't even stand They turned on top 40 Turned off that band Whatcha say we four-wheel drive it out to 40-acre land Start a party of our own If ya wanna we can 'Cause these boots these boots need to keep two steppin' Them beers them beers on ice keep sweatin' That dress that dress needs to keep on spinnin' Around and around and around You're sayin' everything with your neon eyes Way you're scootin' them boots it's gonna be a long night But it won't be long 'for we make our way back to the house Ya that's what I'm honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' about That's what I'm Honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' about Was there dust on your driveway Hay in the pasture Did your momma make cobbler Did your daddy drive a tractor 'Cause girl you talk a lot like East Tennessee And I think I need to take you back home with me 'Cause these boots these boots need to keep two steppin' Them beers them beers on ice keep sweatin' That dress that dress needs to keep on spinnin' Around and around and around You're sayin' everything with your neon eyes Way you're scootin' them boots it's gonna be a long night But it won't be long 'for we make our way back to the house Ya that's what I'm honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' about

When you are sad and lonely, and have no place to go Come to see me baby, and bring along some dough And we'll go honky tonkin', honky tonkin' Honky tonkin', honey baby We'll go honky tonkin' 'round this town When you and your baby have a fallin' out Call me up sweet mama and we'll go steppin' out And we'll go honky tonkin', honky tonkin' Honky tonkin', honey baby We'll go honky tonkin' 'round this town We're goin' to the city, to the city fair If you go to the city baby, you will find me there And we'll go honky tonkin', honky tonkin' Honky tonkin', honey baby We'll go honky tonkin' 'round this town We going honky tonkin', honky tonkin' Honky tonkin', honey baby We'll go honky tonkin' 'round this town

Well i was born for a Saturday night, Looking for trouble and ready to fight. Girl i was made to be wild & free! Where the lights are bright thats where I'll be! And I might change someday I guess. But Honky tonkin's what I do best! I can chug all night Without taking a breath Get out on the dance floor, dance myself to death I'm a wild eyed certified bona-fide, general mess! But Honky Tonkin's what I do best! (Interlude) I never had much luck with society My Momma use to say it don't belong to me But this town i think daddy understood Always made me feel like I was worse than good. Sister moved to New York & shes a big success! But Honky Tonkin is what I do best! Oh I can chug all night without taking a breath Get out on the dance floor dance myself to death Im a wild eyed certified bona fied general mess! And Honky Tonkin's what I do best. Honky Tonking' what I do best! Yeah Ho wow wow wow ky tonkin's what i do best.

Bella was bored to death at South Beach, Not one celebrity spotted in days She was tired of her mood, lunchin' on vegan food She was tired of just soakin' up rays Then she saw him pull up to the stoplight In an old ragtop that she couldn't name He said, "Hop inside, I'm headin' south, take a ride, I'm just the next man that you're gonna blame." U.S. 1, headin' down U.S. 1 Lenny said, "How 'bout lunch in Key Largo? There's a fish sandwich place down the road Kinda out in the sticks, but we can be back by six, Never leave our area code." Well, geography wasn't her strongpoint- She'd never been past the Dadeland mall So they stopped on the way, Lenny was happy to pay For her new thong and purple beach ball. They're goin' conky tonkin', cruisin' on a weekend buzz, Really conky tonkin', doin' it just because Havin' too much fun to turn back They're explorers in a hotrod Ford They counted seabirds and cars, stopped at all the cool bars Harmonically they struck a chord Stop! What was that? Somewhere in the middle of the Seven Mile Bridge, He said, "Bella, do you wanna see the rest?" She said, "I haven't a care, Lenny, just take me there" And they drove all the way to Key West. Well, she'd never seen anything like it In all of her twenty-six years Bella was feelin' the groove, Lenny was makin' his move- They were quite a pair of pioneers. They're goin' conky tonkin', cruisin' down U.S. 1 They'll be conky tonkin', tryin' to catch up with the sun They're goin' conky tonkin', the engine is about to explode Goin' conky tonkin', hey, they'll meet you at the end of the road. End of the road? What do we do then? Rev it up, and jump that buggy to Havana We're goin' conky tonkin'.

Well in North Carolina, way back in the hills Me and my old pappy had a hand in a still We brewed white lightnin' 'til the sun went down Then he'd fill him a jug and he'd pass it around Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy's corn squeezin' Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin' Chorus: Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too Searchin' for the place where he made his brew They were looking, tryin to book him, But my pappy kept a-cookin' Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin' --- Instrumental --- Well I asked my old pappy why he called his brew White lightnin' 'stead of mountain dew I took a little sip and right away I knew As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue Lightnin' started flashin' and thunder started crashin' Shhhoooh . . . white lightnin' Chorus: Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too Searchin' for the place where he made his brew They were looking, tryin to book him, But my pappy kept a-cookin' Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin' --- Instrumental --- Well a city slicker came and he said "I'm tough" I think I wanna taste that powerful stuff He took one g-g-glug and drank it right down And I heard him a moaning as he hit the ground Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy's corn squeezin' Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin' Chorus: Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too Searchin' for the place where he made his brew They were looking, tryin to book him, But my pappy kept a-cookin' Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'...

I like Charlie Daniels and I love big John Cash And I think Waylon "Woktosha" Jennings Is a table thumpin' smash Playin' with Marshall Tucker Band Was as good as smokin' grass But if you don't like Hank Williams You can kiss our ass Cause I think what they done Is well worth doin' And their doin' it the Best way that they can Oh you're the only one That you are screwin' When you put down what You don't understand I love all them Allman Brothers, Merle Haggard, and George Jones Shotgun Willie Nelson and them Rockin' rollin' Stones Everything the Eagles do And I'm in love with Linda Rondstat Anybody that don't like Hank Williams You can kiss our ass Cause I think what they done Is well worth doin' And their doin' it the Best way that they can Oh you're the only one That you are screwin' When you put down what You don't understand I ain't sayin' that he was The first or the last But if you don't like Hank Williams You can kiss our ass