Girl you're pretty good at whiskey But can you shoot shine Sure you've been on a farm but you ain't been on mine Was there dust on your driveway Hay in the pasture Did your momma make cobbler Did your daddy drive a tractor Girl you talk a lot like East Tennessee Well wherever you're from Hell that's where I need to be 'Cause these boots these boots need to keep two steppin' Them beers them beers on ice keep sweatin' That dress that dress needs to keep on spinnin' Around and around and around You're sayin' everything with your neon eyes Way you're scootin' them boots it's gonna be a long night But it won't be long 'for we make our way back to the house Ya that's what I'm honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' about It's so crowded in here You can't even stand They turned on top 40 Turned off that band Whatcha say we four-wheel drive it out to 40-acre land Start a party of our own If ya wanna we can 'Cause these boots these boots need to keep two steppin' Them beers them beers on ice keep sweatin' That dress that dress needs to keep on spinnin' Around and around and around You're sayin' everything with your neon eyes Way you're scootin' them boots it's gonna be a long night But it won't be long 'for we make our way back to the house Ya that's what I'm honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' about That's what I'm Honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' about Was there dust on your driveway Hay in the pasture Did your momma make cobbler Did your daddy drive a tractor 'Cause girl you talk a lot like East Tennessee And I think I need to take you back home with me 'Cause these boots these boots need to keep two steppin' Them beers them beers on ice keep sweatin' That dress that dress needs to keep on spinnin' Around and around and around You're sayin' everything with your neon eyes Way you're scootin' them boots it's gonna be a long night But it won't be long 'for we make our way back to the house Ya that's what I'm honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' about Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' Honky tonkin' about

KI KI KI KIKAA KA YA CON KY Ah Hoje eu vou te mostrar Que vale a pena a putaria Tu vai me implorar pra levar coça todo dia Sabe que eu não vou te deixar na mãozinha Quem sabe eu ainda tiro a minha calcinha Vai tirando Tira a calcinha da frente Puxando com o dente Descendo com a boca, vai Tira a calcinha com a boca, vai Tira a calcinha com a boca Tira a calcinha da frente Puxando com o dente Descendo com a boca, vai Tira a calcinha com a boca, vai Tira a calcinha com a boca Indecente, o jeito que ela mente Pra te deixar contente, safado, cê sente Só ela te deixa quente Tô fazendo doce só porque cê ta carente Lingerie cavada até palitar os dentes Faço devagarinho, strip tease no final Calcinha poderosa, famosa levanta pau Ah Hoje eu vou te mostrar Que vale a pena a putaria Tu vai me implorar pra levar coça todo dia Sabe que eu não vou te deixar na mãozinha Quem sabe eu ainda tiro a minha calcinha Vai tirando Tira a calcinha da frente Puxando no dente Descendo com a boca, vai Tira a calcinha com a boca, vai Tira a calcinha com a boca Tira a calcinha da frente Puxando no dente Descendo com a boca, vai Tira a calcinha com a boca, vai Tira a calcinha com a boca Esse cachorro quer tirar minha calcinha Mas eu sou muito abusada Eu gosto de ser mimadinha Cinco baseados, um perfume caro Me deixa babando e cheia de prazer Se fizer tudo direitin, calcinha desce pra você Faço devagarinho, strip tease no final Calcinha poderosa, famosa levanta pau Eu tiro ou não? Vai tirando! Ah Hoje eu vou te mostrar Que vale a pena a putaria Tu vai me implorar pra levar coça todo dia Sabe que eu não vou te deixar na mãozinha Quem sabe eu ainda tiro a minha calcinha Ah Hoje eu vou te mostrar Que vale a pena a putaria Tu vai me implorar pra levar coça todo dia Sabe que eu não vou te deixar na mãozinha Quem sabe eu ainda tiro a minha calcinha

When you are sad and lonely and have no place to go Call me up, sweet baby, and bring along some dough And we'll go honky tonkin', honky tonkin' Honky tonkin', honey baby We'll go honky tonkin' 'round this town. When you and your baby have a fallin' out Just call me up sweet mama and we'll go steppin' out And we'll go honky tonkin', honky tonkin' Honky tonkin', honey baby We'll go honky tonkin' 'round this town. We're goin' to the city - to the city fair If you go to the city then you will find me there And we'll go honky tonkin', honky tonkin' Honky tonkin', honey baby We'll go honky tonkin' 'round this town. Repeat first verse

When you are sad and lonely, and have no place to go Come to see me baby, and bring along some dough And we'll go honky tonkin', honky tonkin' Honky tonkin', honey baby We'll go honky tonkin' 'round this town When you and your baby have a fallin' out Call me up sweet mama and we'll go steppin' out And we'll go honky tonkin', honky tonkin' Honky tonkin', honey baby We'll go honky tonkin' 'round this town We're goin' to the city, to the city fair If you go to the city baby, you will find me there And we'll go honky tonkin', honky tonkin' Honky tonkin', honey baby We'll go honky tonkin' 'round this town We going honky tonkin', honky tonkin' Honky tonkin', honey baby We'll go honky tonkin' 'round this town

I'm only half drunk If you were thinkin' of pourin' more wine It's only midnight And I got nothin', nothin' but time Is it half empty or half full? This glass of mine I'm only half wrong If you were thinkin' 'bout stayin' this time It's only midnight And I got nothin', nothin' but time It may be half-baked But I've got lots, lots of ideas Hey darlin', here's one Won't you come and lend me your ear? Like Mona Lisa gave old Da Vinci that half smile I'll paint a picture that will half convince you I'm fine It's only midnight And I've got nothin', nothin' but time I got half a mind to tell you 'bout it, brother It's always six of one, and half a dozen of the other This or that, tit for tat My baby's on the line I'm always only half the way to makin' her all mine I'm only half drunk If you'll be buyin' one more round I've been half crazy Tryin' to simmer, simmer on down You see half the people, but only half of half of the time Tell me, how can a nickel stand right up to a dime? I'm only half drunk This night is half gone And I'll be long gone before too long It's only midnight And I've got nothin', nothin' but time I'm only half drunk If you were thinkin' of pourin' more wine

She came down from Cincinatti It took her three days on a train Looking for some peace and quiet Hoped to see the sun again But now she lives down by the ocean She's taking care to look for sharks They hang out in the local bars And they feed right after dark Can't you feel them circling, honey? Can't you feel them swimming around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only bait in town Oh-oh-woah, oh-oh-woah You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only girl in town She's saving up all of her money Wants to hit it south in may Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n roll man Somewhere down Monserat Way But the money's good, and the season Helps to lighten up her load Boys keep her high as the months go by She's getting post cards from the road Can't you feel them closing in, honey? Can't you feel them schooling around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only girl in town Sailed off to Antigua It took her three days on a boat Looking for some peace and quiet Maybe keep her dreams afloat But now she feels like A remora With the school still close at hand Just behind the reef are the big white teath Of the sharks that can swim on the land Can't you feel them circling, honey? Can't you feel them schoolin' around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only bait in town You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only girl in town

Way down here, you need a reason to move Feel a fool running your stateside games Lose your load, leave your mind behind Baby, James Oh, Mexico It sounds so simple, I just got to go The sun's so hot, I forgot to go home I guess I'll have to go now Americano's got the sleepy eyes But his body's still shakin' like a live wire Senorita with her eyes on fire Don't you know Oh, Mexico It sounds so sweet with the sun sinkin' low The moon so bright likes to light up the night Make everything alright Baby's hungry and the money's all gone The folks back home don't want to talk on the phone She gets a long letter and sends back a postcard Times are hard Oh, down in Mexico I've never really been, so I don't really know Oh-oh-oh, Mexico I guess I'll have to go now Oh, Mexico I've never really been but I'd sure like to go Oh-oh-oh, Mexico I guess I'll have to go now Talkin' 'bout Mexico (Mexico) Little honkey tonk down in Mexico South of Margaritaville, I've been told Andale, Andale, vamonos Oh, yeah, let's load this cast of characters on that boat and head south Oh, yeah, we got a wind at our back Smooth sailin' all the way We got old Nordstrom, he's our chef He's down in that galley cookin' up a Barometer Soup for us We gotta stop at our offshore Bank of Bad Habits And make a deposit or a withdrawal I don't know which one, y'know? We're goin' down to the land of the Mayans Yeah, they were here long before the cavemen were Cavemen in blue jeans, oh, excuse me, that's not Politically Correct That's cave persons in blue jeans Skip, Wiley and Skink, we may run into them Up to no good down there Watch out for those barefoot children Stompin' around in those puddles Oh, yeah, and that remittance man He's just goin' 'round and 'round He may run into 'ol Frank Bama Cruisin' around in the Hemisphere Dancer I don't know, I might have my Long Board down there