Hold My Beer - Clay Barker

Oh, dearly beloved We are gathered up in here today To join in holy monogamony This dear feller And this ol' gal he brought with him The weddin' chapel couldn't get more packed The lovebirds were dressed in white and black The preacher turned to the groom and asked Him to slip the ring on her left hand He turned to his best man And said, "Hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "I trust you, buddy" "Here, hold my beer" I now pronounce you, your They cut the cake and they poured champagne They mock-paraded and formed a train They crashed right into the groom's old flame As she came crashin' in The new bride was kinda green And said, "Hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "I trust you, honey" "Here, hold my beer" When the cat fight broke up, the band broke in Did some hagglin' and hankerin' some cash When somebody's cousin that nobody knew Yelled, "What's with this hillbilly crap?" You could've heard a pin drop And then, "Hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "Somebody, hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "I trust you, buddy" "Here, hold my beer" Yeah, no, no, just hold it, no I wouldn't give it and then tell I didn't like it Oh, it's gone now Never ask the preacher to hold your beer

I've been watching you watchin' every girl in the bar And payin' no attention to the one on your arm You're a dog And man she's smokin' I've seen your kind before You think you're so cool This country boy's gonna take you to school Hold out your hand No man I ain't jokin' And hold my beer While I kiss your girlfriend Cause she needs a real man And not a boy like you Hold my beer Yeah I'm a man on a mission You don't see what you're missin' But I do so here Hold my beer Well friend I wouldn't blame you If you wanted to fight If you wanna later we can take it outside But for now Do me a favour yeah And hold my beer While I kiss your girlfriend Cause she needs a real man And not a boy like you Hold my beer Yeah I'm a man on a mission You don't see what you're missin' But I do so here Hold my beer Well guys like you You ain't good for nothin' no Hold on a second You gotta be good for somethin' For somethin' I know Hold my beer While I kiss your girlfriend Cause she needs a real man And not a chump like you Hold my beer Yeah I'm a man on a mission You don't see what you're missin' But I do so here Hold my beer Hold my beer Hold my beer Hold my beer But don't drop it (Hold my beer) Naw seriously man don't drop it (Hold my beer) Cause I-I-I just bought it (hold my beer) You gonna be hangin' around here a while You wanna watch my jacket? (hold my beer) Aw thanks man, I'm gonna be out here dancin' With-with your girlfriend (hold my beer) Hold my beer Hold my beer Hold my beer

That girls got a lot of things to say So they say You could say You could stay or you can go Minimal criminal Take what I need Leave Robin' the hood to the white collar thieves With the rolled up sleeves And white noses Ski the peaks stop and smell the cold roses Afro fist striking poses Call me Kapernick Leading my people like Moses Absorb the knowledge osmosis I'm just getting started so my talent precocious I love you more than the doses Got me writing proses Postin' pics to let em know who the one that I chose is Be easy It don't take a lot to please me Let me know that you need me Or I start feeling breezy I'm wheezy So my eyes stay hazy But I see so clear Fuck fear You like a deer in headlights and the whip I steer So move bitch On to the next frontier I got that old school, new school flavor in your ear Hold my beer I'm coming for your career Manifest it I am the greatest and I have no peers The crowd cheers everytime I appear You so bothered And I'm so cavalier Flirting with the cashier Only focused on my paper cause it's bout to be my year Now listen up, pay attention A real queen is here Here ye, here ye

There's the Monday crack of dawn Black coffee strong, all work week long me There's the Sunday mornin' drive Take a little ride through the countryside me There's the front porch sittin' Sweet tea sippin' with a pretty little thing beside me But if it's hot outside or it's after five That ain't the guy that I'll be Hand me a can or a long-neck bottle If you wanna see the life of the party Throw me something cold from that ice chest YETI If you're ready for a good time Charlie Once the first sip hits my lips I'm golden, floatin', feeling carefree Can't kill my buzz once ya flip that switch Everybody knows that's the beer me That's the beer me At a dive bar, two for one With the jukebox on and a George Strait song up 'Round a bonfire blowin' smoke Where the green grass grows with a red solo cup Raised way up, all you gotta do is just Hand me a can or a long-neck bottle If you wanna see the life of the party Throw me something cold from that ice chest YETI If you're ready for a good time Charlie Once the first sip hits my lips I'm golden, floatin', feeling carefree Can't kill my buzz once ya flip that switch Everybody knows that's the beer me That's the beer me When it's Friday night, that's the beer me When it's cold Bud Light, that's the beer me 'Til the keg runs dry, that's the beer me Somebody beer me Hand me a can or a long-neck bottle If you wanna see the life of the party Throw me something cold from that ice chest YETI If you're ready for a good time Charlie Once the first sip hits my lips I'm golden, floatin', feeling carefree Can't kill my buzz once ya flip that switch Everybody knows that's the beer me Yeah, yeah, that's the beer me Mmm, that's the beer me That's the beer me That's the beer me