Oh, dearly beloved We are gathered up in here today To join in holy monogamony This dear feller And this ol' gal he brought with him The weddin' chapel couldn't get more packed The lovebirds were dressed in white and black The preacher turned to the groom and asked Him to slip the ring on her left hand He turned to his best man And said, "Hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "I trust you, buddy" "Here, hold my beer" I now pronounce you, your They cut the cake and they poured champagne They mock-paraded and formed a train They crashed right into the groom's old flame As she came crashin' in The new bride was kinda green And said, "Hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "I trust you, honey" "Here, hold my beer" When the cat fight broke up, the band broke in Did some hagglin' and hankerin' some cash When somebody's cousin that nobody knew Yelled, "What's with this hillbilly crap?" You could've heard a pin drop And then, "Hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "Somebody, hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "I trust you, buddy" "Here, hold my beer" Yeah, no, no, just hold it, no I wouldn't give it and then tell I didn't like it Oh, it's gone now Never ask the preacher to hold your beer

I've been watching you watchin' every girl in the bar And payin' no attention to the one on your arm You're a dog And man she's smokin' I've seen your kind before You think you're so cool This country boy's gonna take you to school Hold out your hand No man I ain't jokin' And hold my beer While I kiss your girlfriend Cause she needs a real man And not a boy like you Hold my beer Yeah I'm a man on a mission You don't see what you're missin' But I do so here Hold my beer Well friend I wouldn't blame you If you wanted to fight If you wanna later we can take it outside But for now Do me a favour yeah And hold my beer While I kiss your girlfriend Cause she needs a real man And not a boy like you Hold my beer Yeah I'm a man on a mission You don't see what you're missin' But I do so here Hold my beer Well guys like you You ain't good for nothin' no Hold on a second You gotta be good for somethin' For somethin' I know Hold my beer While I kiss your girlfriend Cause she needs a real man And not a chump like you Hold my beer Yeah I'm a man on a mission You don't see what you're missin' But I do so here Hold my beer Hold my beer Hold my beer Hold my beer But don't drop it (Hold my beer) Naw seriously man don't drop it (Hold my beer) Cause I-I-I just bought it (hold my beer) You gonna be hangin' around here a while You wanna watch my jacket? (hold my beer) Aw thanks man, I'm gonna be out here dancin' With-with your girlfriend (hold my beer) Hold my beer Hold my beer Hold my beer

All we hear is bottles and heels Making record deals Eating five course meals All we hear is bottles and heels Making record deals Eating five course meals I remember when my stomach hurt and I used to steal Now they bring me my Rose ask if I want it chilled I ain't got time to chill I'm trying to make my first mill I tell him don't catch no feels I'm stiletto stomping straight to the hills Not worried about bills Feeling like Future 'cause I live for the thrills You might call it the low life But it's my best life still We made it out of the Ville Destiny fulfilled Now excuse me May I get a refill Click clack heels and the bottle Siren song so good till you swallow Then the good feelings gone Ayo Ayo Ayo Ayo Last sip, last drip Closing time again Feel the heavy You inside the belly of beast Get on your knees I run the block I got the top top I run the block I got the top I run the block I got the top top I run the block I got the top They was selling candy at the store I was selling candy too What's a girl to do When the world's against you We just out here living Been banging since the beginning Taking what's given The new American Vision Turn that pot into a new kitchen The whole block is hungry I'm your boss not your homie So pay me what you owe me Don't fuck with phonies I told you I'm a beast they can't control me Click clack heels and the bottle Siren song so good till you swallow Then the good feelings gone Ayo Ayo Ayo Ayo Last sip, last drip Closing time again Feel the heavy You inside the belly of beast Get on your knees I run the block I got the top top I run the block I got the top top I run the block I got the top I run the block I got the top top I run the block I got the top I run the block I got the top top I run the block I got the top I run the block I got the top top I run the, I run the... I run the streets I write the beats No stems or seeds I ride the breeze I run the streets I write the beats No stems or seeds I ride the breeze I run the streets I write the beats No stems or seeds I ride the breeze I run the streets I write the beats No stems or seeds I ride the breeze I run the block I got the top Last sip, last drip Closing time again Feel the heavy You inside the belly of beast Get on your knees I run the block I got the top top I run the block I got the top top I run the block I got the top I run the block I got the top top I run the block I got the top I run the block I got the top top I run the block I got the top I run the block I got the top top I run the block I got the top I run the block I got the top top I run the block I got the top I run the block I got the top top Hahahaha