Where to begin? They call me Tropical Storm Jim Here's your really local forecast, there's a warm front moving in Pin drop, yeah, you heard it when I moonwalked in the room While around the water cooler at the Legion of Doom They're shouting, "Why's the new guy with the sweet moves talking that smack?" Well, I'm the kinda crazy made from the shit of a bat I swing like hell but know full well that I won't win the fight But big man, I'm the beta male that's gonna ruin your night My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can do It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand, dude I write the songs that girls like to dance to I write the songs that girls like to dance to I write the songs that girls like to dance to I write the songs that girls like to dance to What? Who me? Who am I? Well I'm just awesome Like watching someone else getting kicked in the balls and DJ's hit pause when I waltz in, my thoughts entrail crowds for hours And it would come as no surprise if I had magical powers Poof! Army beers, cheers! Here's to blood sweat and Tears for Fears Yes, I get stupid like a baby with pierced ears So drop me like those panties drop when I drop knowledge Danger was my middle name but I changed it in college My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can do It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand, dude I write the songs that girls like to dance to I write the songs that girls like to dance to My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can do It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand, dude I write the songs that girls like to dance to I write the songs that girls like to dance to I write the songs that girls like to dance to I write the songs that girls like to dance to Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them disco babies wet! Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick Get stuck in her head like porn-star dick Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick Get stuck in her head like porn-star dick Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Get stuck in her head like porn-star dick Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Make them motherfuckers sweat Get stuck in her head like porn-star dick

I wanna occupy your brain Be the only living space in your head And when you're filling up your lungs Mine's the only name that's under your breath Brought a knife to a gun fight But the hurting is all mine When the feeling is airtight I know it takes time to let go But I can't take it no more Can I make up for lost time? If there's bleach in the hallways, I can start over Bleaching my hair just to get a way I'm washing it out 'til I've figured out Living without you (Everything I was spinning down the drain) If there's bleach in the hallways, I can start over Bleaching my hair every Saturday I'm washing it out 'til I've figured out Living without you (Everything I was spinning down the drain) I feel you underneath my tongue Next to every word that I should have said No matter how far that I've run Memories always seem to catch up again Brought a knife to a gun fight But the hurting is all mine When the feeling is airtight I know it takes time to let go But I can't take it no more Can I make up for lost time? If there's bleach in the hallways, I can start over Bleaching my hair just to get a way I'm washing it out 'til I've figured out Living without you (Everything I was spinning down the drain) If there's bleach in the hallways, I can start over Bleaching my hair every Saturday I'm washing it out 'til I've figured out Living without you (Everything I was spinning down the drain) It's so hard to watch everything I want (Everything I was spinning down the drain) It's so hard to watch everything I want (Everything I was spinning down the drain) drain

Young love, close the chapter, there's no "ever after" Fell fast, ended faster, yeah Late night conversations, led to complications Now my heart is in my hands 'Cause you walked out and left me stranded Nothing left but picture frames And I just keep on asking myself How'd we drift so far away from where we left off yesterday? I'm lonely like a castaway Heartbreak that I can't escape, a sinking ship I'll never save I'm lonely like a castaway All your screaming whispers, slip right through my fingers But these memories linger on Eyes closed, all I see is good times disappearing And I'm trying to hold on 'Cause you walked out and left me stranded Nothing left but picture frames I just keep on asking myself How'd we drift so far away from where we left off yesterday? I'm lonely like a castaway Heartbreak that I can't escape, a sinking ship I'll never save(never save) I'm lonely like a castaway Castaway, castaway (Ohhh, Ohhh) (Castaway) (Ohh, Ohh) (Castaway) How'd we drift so far away from where we left off yesterday? I'm lonely like a castaway How'd we drift so far away from where we left off yesterday? (yesterday) I'm lonely like a castaway Heartbreak that I can't escape, a sinking ship I'll never save I'm lonely like a castaway (Ohhh, Ohhh) (Castaway) (Ohh, Ohh) (Castaway) (Ohh, Ohh) (Castaway) (Castaway)

I miss the days when we were young and not too wise Only doin' what felt right With open hearts and open eyes I miss the days before I second-guessed my life Wasn't always askin' why I remember what it's like Maybe it's just too late for the old me Maybe there's no point in holdin' on to somethin' closely I should let it go, I should let it fade 'Cause nothin' lasts forever and nothin' stays the same Why do we complicate it? Why do we get so jaded? Can we just go back, go back to 2011? (Can we go back?) Why do we ruin our dreams? Why do we sabotage things? Can we just go back, go back to 2011? (Can we go back) to 2011? I miss the days when we could live outside our heads Before, we were all nervous wrecks But that's the thing about regret We used to talk about our lives And all the things we didn't have We fantasized about the future But now we dream about the past Maybe it's just too late for the old me Maybe there's no point in holdin' on to somethin' closely I should let it go (go), I should let it fade (fade) 'Cause nothin' lasts forever and nothin' stays the same Why do we complicate it? Why do we get so jaded? Can we just go back, go back to 2011? (Can we go back?) Why do we ruin our dreams? Why do we sabotage things? Can we just go back, go back to 2011? (2011) to 2011 Back to the days when the days were better Back to the days when the days were better Back to the days when the days were better Back to the days when the days were better Back to the days when the days were better (Back to the days when the days were better) Back to the days when the days were better (Back to the days when the days were better) Back to the days when the days were better (Back to the days when the days were better) Back to the days when the days were better (Back to the days when the days were better)

I don't wanna get older Without your head on my shoulder On the day that you leave me I'll forever be bleeding love As forever comes closer Hope the world will spin slower I don't wanna get older I don't wanna get older Stare at the photograph Suddenly takes me back The promises roll off your breath In your cocaine-colored wedding dress Lost in the day to day You kiss away the pain Oh every time you twist my lips My dear devoted delicate It's not worth it if I lose my one-way ticket for two Just me Just you I don't wanna get older Without your head on my shoulder On the day that you leave me I'll forever be bleeding love As forever comes closer Hope the world will spin slower I don't wanna get older I don't wanna get older Our love is tailor made But we let the edges fray Your wicked smile it says it all Mixed with my sad and cynical No tragedy at the end No nothing Shakespearean It all comes flooding back again My dear devoted delicate It's not worth it if I lose my one-way ticket for two Just me Just you I don't wanna get older Without your head on my shoulder On the day that you leave me I'll forever be bleeding love As forever comes closer Hope the world will spin slower I don't wanna get older I don't wanna get older