BLOODHOUND (Sped Up) - 509 $icario

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festerin' boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh Then I'll bjorg da bjorg da bjorg ya like the Swedish Chef 'Cause I'm one of a kind and kinda hard to find Kinda like an Injun without his fire water wine I'm like Schneider One Day At A Time I'm feelin' like Bob Vila nailin' up your behind To my wall like Daniel-san does I'm waxin' on I'm waxin' off I'm waxin' just because I get wired like Western Union and I got to be me And I got more balls than the daily lottery Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me 'Cause I'm more tongue in cheek than a lesbo orgy And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me Second verse is different than the first. I'm Jimmy Pop I am Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn And I got a different angle like a parallelogram And you'll be all ears like a field of corn I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn Like a number two pencil I always got a point You'll want to share it with your friends like a poorly rolled joint I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a seagull As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I'll get in your face But then I'll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste 'Cause I'm lettin' off steam like a Chinese laundromat But I'm not a roll of Charmin so don't give me no crap And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that I hate lesbian feminists 'cause they're all so damn ugly I hate Spin magazine 'cause they never ever plug me And I hate Regis and I hate Kathie Lee I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee I hate people that think that I care what they think I hate people that think that their ass don't stink I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more I hate killin' people 'cause I hate to keep score I hate you but you hate yourself too I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me