Goddammit, Andrew, if you're gonna succeed at this thing (What thing?) this, this thing you're trying to do You gotta stop being so damn deferential! I can't help being deferential, it's built in Then change Change? I have changed I don't mean on the outside, change on the inside! Take chances, make mistakes (Mistakes?) Yes! Sometimes it's impotant not to be perfect Okay? It's important to do the wrong thing Do the wrong thing? Yes Why? Oh, I see, to learn from your mistakes No, to make them! To find out what's real, and what's not, to find out what you feel Human beings are terrible messes, Andrew I'll grant you that I see, this is what is know as an irrational conversation, isn't it? No, this is a human conversation It's not about being rational, it's about following your heart And that's what I should do? Yes And you have a heart, Andrew, you do, I feel it I don't even believe it sometimes, but I do feel it And in order to follow that heart, one must do the wrong thing Yes Thank you One is glad to be of service But you're not married yet! No, two weeks from Saturday It's not too late You absolutely positive you're doing the right thing? Positive You're not getting married I'm never absolutely positive about anything So you could be doing the wrong thing No, I'm pretty sure I'm doing the right thing Great Why is that great? Well, in your apartment, you told me to do the wrong thing Now, you are not doing the wrong thing, you're doing the right thing Safe to say, you're not following your own advice 'Cause if you were, you would definetly not be marrying this man Charles Because I would be doing the right thing Precisely In some strange way, you're starting to make sense Good D'you have any idea what it's like to be in love With someone who's about to marry someone else? Somebody who's totally magnificent Someone who walks into a room and lights it up like the sun? Someone who you know is lying to herself? Lying? Convincingly, very very much so About what? That you don't love me When I know at least in some way you do But how do you know that? Portcia, I have done everything inside and out But that stuff doesn't matter to me Well something matters, 'cause I have to believe that if nothing mattered You'd love me, and not some man who's chin can sink the Titanic! What? See? It's true isn't it? I'm sorry Does he light you up like this? Does he make you laugh? No one makes me laugh like you Good! Then admit it, admit that you love me, and you want to kiss That's all, one quick kiss Just one kiss, could not jeprodize a glorious marriage Besides, it would also explain to me why your pulse has Just jumped from 66 to 102 beats per minute Your respiration rate has doubled You're putting out clouds of pheremones, Portcia It's not fair to read me like that I know, love isn't fair I'm reading your heart, I'm asking you to follow it Begging you Begging is supposed to be humiliating, but I don't care I love you, Portcia I've loved you the very first moment I saw you