Goddammit, Andrew, if you're gonna succeed at this thing
(What thing?) this, this thing you're trying to do
You gotta stop being so damn deferential!
I can't help being deferential, it's built in
Then change
Change? I have changed
I don't mean on the outside, change on the inside!
Take chances, make mistakes
(Mistakes?) Yes!

Sometimes it's impotant not to be perfect
Okay? It's important to do the wrong thing
Do the wrong thing?
Yes
Why? Oh, I see, to learn from your mistakes
No, to make them!
To find out what's real, and what's not, to find out what you feel
Human beings are terrible messes, Andrew
I'll grant you that

I see, this is what is know as an irrational conversation, isn't it?
No, this is a human conversation
It's not about being rational, it's about following your heart
And that's what I should do?
Yes
And you have a heart, Andrew, you do, I feel it
I don't even believe it sometimes, but I do feel it
And in order to follow that heart, one must do the wrong thing
Yes
Thank you

One is glad to be of service

But you're not married yet!
No, two weeks from Saturday
It's not too late
You absolutely positive you're doing the right thing?
Positive
You're not getting married
I'm never absolutely positive about anything
So you could be doing the wrong thing
No, I'm pretty sure I'm doing the right thing
Great
Why is that great?

Well, in your apartment, you told me to do the wrong thing
Now, you are not doing the wrong thing, you're doing the right thing
Safe to say, you're not following your own advice
'Cause if you were, you would definetly not be marrying this man Charles
Because I would be doing the right thing
Precisely
In some strange way, you're starting to make sense
Good

D'you have any idea what it's like to be in love
With someone who's about to marry someone else?
Somebody who's totally magnificent
Someone who walks into a room and lights it up like the sun?
Someone who you know is lying to herself?
Lying?
Convincingly, very very much so
About what?
That you don't love me
When I know at least in some way you do
But how do you know that?

Portcia, I have done everything inside and out
But that stuff doesn't matter to me
Well something matters, 'cause I have to believe that if nothing mattered
You'd love me, and not some man who's chin can sink the Titanic!
What? See? It's true isn't it? I'm sorry
Does he light you up like this?
Does he make you laugh?
No one makes me laugh like you
Good!

Then admit it, admit that you love me, and you want to kiss
That's all, one quick kiss
Just one kiss, could not jeprodize a glorious marriage
Besides, it would also explain to me why your pulse has
Just jumped from 66 to 102 beats per minute
Your respiration rate has doubled
You're putting out clouds of pheremones, Portcia

It's not fair to read me like that
I know, love isn't fair
I'm reading your heart, I'm asking you to follow it
Begging you
Begging is supposed to be humiliating, but I don't care
I love you, Portcia
I've loved you the very first moment I saw you