The SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Ringtones

All right, you inverte-brats I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge Well, if you take your leg and stick it in the air And then you take the other one and jam it right up there You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge Now you're doing the sponge A-do the sponge, sponge, a-do the sponge Bet you're buns you're doing the sponge Well, now, first you take your leg And you stick it in the air And then you take the other one And you jam it right up there You twist yourself around And you give a great big lunge Now you're doing Yeah, now you're doing the sponge All right now, yeah A-do the sponge, sponge, a-do the sponge Before you know you're taking the plunge I said the sponge, sponge, a-do the sponge Bet your buns you're doing the sponge Yeah, bet your buns you're doing the sponge Oh yeah, well, you're doing the sponge Oh, I said the sponge, sponge, yeah, do the sponge Yeah, do the sponge, sponge, well, do the sponge A-do the sponge, a-do the sponge, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ho A-do the sponge, yeah, do the sponge Well, do the sponge, do the sponge a-do, oh-oh-oh Oh, do the sponge Yeah, well oh-oh-oh-oh Do the sponge oh-oh, yeah, well, oh Well, do the sponge, yeah, do the sponge

I like to call this little number, striped sweater The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind 'Cause when you're wearing That one special sweater

(Robot) When worlds collide... You can run... (Cavey) ...But no can hide! (Robot) When worlds collide You'll laugh so hard you'll swear you've died When worlds collide Hold my hand and I'll be your guide When worlds collide Buckle... buckle... Buckle up for the sweetest ride And prepare to have your mind blown wide When worlds collide (Cavey) When worlds collide it's a curious thing Bet you've never heard a robot and a caveman sing In his metal chest are some working parts How is that different from by beating heart? (Robot) I'm from the furture... (Cavey) ...And I'm from the past (Robot) But that doesn't mean this friendship wasn't built to last (Cavey) He was made in a lab and I was born in a cave So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave! (Robot) You... you... you can run... (Cavey) But no can hide! (Robot) When... when worlds collide When... when worlds collide

My tighty whiteys (Tighty white, tighty white, tighty white) Tighty whiteys Who makes my whole life worthwhile So I start every day with a smile? You fit like a glove You make me proud of you That's why I love you my tighty whiteys (Tighty white, tighty white, tighty white) Tighty whiteys Don't ever fret or despair (tighty whiteys) You alone always make a great pair (tighty whiteys) It's high-time I told you How I love to hold you Wash, fluff, and fold you my tighty whiteys (Tighty white, tighty white, tighty white) Tighty whiteys So cozy and comfy So cottony and cuddly So snug when you hug me so tight Hiding under my outwear Only I know you're in there So razzly, dazzly white We must have been meant to be 'Cause I've changed you and you've changed me When you're old and gray I won't throw you away I'll spend laundry day with my tighty whiteys (Tighty white, tighty white, tighty white) Tighty whiteys Tighty whiteys (Tighty white, tighty white, tighty white) Tighty whiteys Tighty whiteys (Tighty white, tighty white, tighty white) Tighty whiteys Tighty whiteys (Tighty white, tighty white, tighty white) Tighty whiteys

Patrick, you see, I'm growing a mustache And though I know I must ask you Does it really make me look like a man? Spongebob, being a man is just a tough job I hope you're picked to be the best spongebobs ever had Working like a dog at the Krusty Krab Now wait a minute I think we hit a wall I think we hit a psychic wall Maybe we're just young and we won't know 'til we're old Too young to free ourselves from this lonely fish bowl Some kind of wall Some kind of psychic wall Some kind of wall Some kind of psychic wall We can get a burn Come on, let's find a way to be happy Not like Plankton, he will never be satisfied Always complaining about his life To his computer wife You think he would've found by now To be sought as a king We don't need a burn

Mosh through the orchestra pit, the rip CD-R skip You hope the CD-S don't stick, bent over dope-sick Too scared to write the book, took it, put it in the hook Of a song, no one listened to it, looks like I wasn't wrong Hid it where they wouldn't look, lookin' like Zedong Lookin' at Taiwan like, "Look, they shook, let's get it on" Shots whizzed, his depression was all gone Emotional liftin', please use the proper form Bended the knee, rolled up half of Guam Lost no sleep over the fate of your white farm What goes come back around So when they came for me, I wasn't alarmed Get fished out the hole like Saddam Tough guys won't go alive, get found unarmed An object in motion stays in motion, I wait 'til the sea calm Slaves like hammer, Braun, ships was yea-long It's too late for qualms with the hammer in the palm You a slave to the hammer, you do what it wants Take the good with the bad, fly trees and a cheap blunt Niggas put up a good front, but you can see the zipper Before they took a hit, I watched a nigga shiver That that Bill Withers Nigga had the nerve to say, "You can't take it with you" Fuck would I want with any of this shit? Dummy SpongeBob, the whole operation underwater "It's only one God," what we said in Tora Bora The bombs was on us, the bombs was on us Came back to God like, "Motherfucker, you promised, you promised" SpongeBob, the whole operation underwater "It's only one God," what we yelled in Tora Bora The bombs was on us, the bombs was on us Came back to God like, "Motherfucker, you promised, you promised" I get five-dollar phone cards from the corner store It's hot, gang-gang crowded in the door, slid past Don't you bump nobody, the body control is godly It's just a hobby picked up in the lobby, it's that nigga karate Summer, dirt bikes and Kawasaki's Numbers Fibonacci, overseas connection choppy She's gettin' worse Your sister talked to the nurse, everybody in church Everybody wants to know if you comin' But they won't say the words Your days feel rehearsed, nights come back in short bursts In a bodega, base head lurks Hoppin' foot to foot, youngin slow with that work Got my Afri-call card, but Aki did lotto first I don't wanna see 'em put her in the dirt I can't go there with nothin' but my shirt Explosions, outside bombs burstin' in the sky Streets, sidewalks, it's the third of July SpongeBob, the whole operation underwater "It's only one God," what we said in Tora Bora The bombs was on us, the bombs was on us Came back to God like, "Motherfucker, you promised, you promised" SpongeBob, the whole operation underwater "It's only one God," what we yelled in Tora Bora The bombs was on us, the bombs was on us Came back to God like, "Motherfucker, you promised" You have ten dollars, 22 cents remaining in your account Please enter the telephone number you wish to dial now Or press star-zero to recharge and hear the main menu option

Yeah (yeah) Here we go now Yeah (yeah) Here we go now Play with us before we melt (yeah) Everybody enjoy yourself (yeah) The best part is the middle of me (yeah) I'm your sponge, baby, go on and squeeze (yeah) I'm better than pillows Won't you believe me (yeah) Squeeze me Squeeze me 'til I pop (yeah) Squeeze me 'til you drop Yeah, here we go now Yeah, here we go now Play together before we melt (yeah) Everybody enjoy yourself (yeah) The best part is the middle of me (yeah) I'm your sponge, baby, go on and squeeze me (yeah) I'm like cute agression Won't you believe me Squeeze me Squeeze me 'til I pop Squeeze me 'til you drop Yeah, here we go now Yeah, here we go now Dang, dang, diggy-dang Everybody in the rain Tell me shine like a chain Wipe it up like a stain Uppercut, yup again A double dutch with Lil Wayne Do it 'til you vomit again The job done now So refreshing Won't you believe me Squeeze me Squeeze me 'til I pop Squeeze me 'til you drop Yeah, here we go now Yeah, here we go now Oh, how are you now? Come again with the hot smile Hydro glow in style Jellyfish with the hot gals Adidas let me go far out So you could be the superstar now Get a big head that's round Mrs Puff style Better than your teddy bear Won't you believe me Squeeze me Squeeze me 'til I pop Squeeze me 'til you drop Yeah, here we go now Yeah, here we go now (Yeah) (Yeah) (Yeah)