The Siamese Cat Song Ringtones

We are Siamese if you please (meow) We are Siamese if you don't please (meow) Now we lookin over our new domicile If we like we stay for mabey quite a while (Whisper:) do you see that thing swimming round and round? Yesssssssss mabey we could reaching in and make it drown If we sneak in not to fool it carefully There will be a head for you a tail for me (Whisper continued...) Do you hear what I hear? (grrrrrr) A baby cry Where we finding baby there are milk nearby If we look in baby buggy there could be Plenty milk for you and also some for me

He's on my back. He's on my back. He's on my back. He's on my back. He's on my back. He's on my back. Please cut me free He's making me strange The monkey and me Sits on my back. Shits on my back. Piss on my back. Sits on my back. Shits on my back. Piss on my back. Kill it for me It's time for a change The monkey and me Starlight, starbright, first star tonight Wish my brother was no longer Cut deep, do it right away Cut clean, make a getaway Leave it out on the highway Kill it for me It's time for a change The monkey and me Starlight, starbright, first star tonight Wish my brother was no longer Cut deep, do it right away Cut clean, make a getaway Leave it out on the highway He's on my back. He's on my back. He's on my back. He's on my back. He's on my back. He's on my back. Please cut me free He's making me strange The monkey and me The monkey and me The monkey and me The monkey and me

Sloboda, sine Sloboda, sine Sloboda, moj sine Sloboda, moj sine I'm not colorblind Yet nobody told me Why the world saw me In black and white Nobody told me But it's showing 'Cause as a nation We stand to face A generation of what could have been 'Cause you don't hear us Say we're to blame You still believe that We're not the same Sloboda, sine Sloboda, sine Sloboda, moj sine Sloboda, moj sine Can we slow down this train? In this speed that we're moving We're throwing Our soul down the drain What is unspoken Leaves us broken 'Cause as a nation We stand to face A generation of what could have been 'Cause You don't hear us Say we're to blame You still believe that We're not the same Sloboda, sine Sloboda, sine Sloboda, moj sine Sloboda, moj sine You live in mansions But won't give us holes Are we just here to do what we're told? You offer ashes And waste the gold Are we a nation Who sold its soul?

(Meow) I'm a cat I play the bongo Dance all, dance all night I'm a cat I play the bongo Dance all, dance all night When we purr and meow all day It's the bongo we must play Here we go, here we go, here we go (Here we go, here we go) I'm a cat I play the bongo Dance all, dance all night (dance all night) I'm a cat I play the bongo Dance all, dance all night (dance all night, yo) When we purr and meow all day It's the bongo we must play Here we go, here we go, here we go (Here we go, here we go) When we purr and meow all day It's the bongo we must play Here we go, here we go, here we go (Here we go, here we go)

The weekend is the weekend And it's sunny in the park I'll stay here with my beer and fish and chips till it gets dark I've got a lot of homework But homework he can wait I never start my homework till its already too late My parents say think about your future and my teachers say the same But it's hard When there's a basketball game in the park It's 1998 And everybody's saying: "Harry, you're going to be a lawyer some day" It's Monday bloody Monday And there's two things I forgot I forgot to do my homework And I've only got one sock I'm halfway through a test But I just can't concentrate I'm sitting next to Fontaine I want to ask her on a date I really want to start a conversation But each time she walks past I start choking on my pencil And fall flat on my ass I need to concentrate I have to get this grade Or I might fail to be a lawyer someday BRIDGE But just right now Can' think of anything better to do Than just sit down at the piano and a write this tune And maybe later Maybe later in the afternoon I'll sit back and relax And think of all the things I'm going to do CHORUS Someday I'll buy an old car Someday I'll get that car to start Someday I'll learn how to drive too And then Someday Imagine all the things I could do. (That was 1998 now Bring it forward to the present day now Cause some things have changed But some things never change) The weekend is the weekend And it's sunny in the park I'll stay here with my beer and fish 'n' chips till it gets dark I just saw Peter Parsons Who used to be in my class I always gave him wedgies cause I thought he worked too hard He said, "Harry, life is great I feel so happy these days I'm a litigation lawyer So I got it made I'm going out with Fontaine Rememer her from tenth grade? I drive a Porsche so I can't complain" BRIDGE Shit! And look at me can't think of anything better to do That just sit down at the piano and write this tune And maybe later Maybe later in the afternoon I'll sit back and relax and think of all the things I'm going to do CHORUS

When you're feeling So very very low Keep breathing There's nothing wrong You know I'm right here Just play with me It all will be clear I'm a tell you who I am I'm a cat I play the bongo Dance all dance all night I'm a cat I play the bongo Dance all dance all night When we purr and meow all day It's the bongo we must play Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! (Here we go! Here we go!) So do you feel the love That I have for you? You know I love Everything about you Like the moonlight That's what I like about you Eyes shine so bright Don't be sad I'll play the bongo with you! Can you feel it? Yeah! Oh! Can you hear it? Don't be sad, just play the bongo with me! I'm a cat I play the bongo Dance all dance all night (Dance all night!) I'm a cat I play the bongo Dance all dance all night (Dance all night, yeah!) When we purr and meow all day It's the bongo we must play Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! (Here we go! Here we go!) I'm a cat I play the bongo Dance all dance all night (Dance all night!) I'm a cat I play the bongo Dance all dance all night (Dance all night, yeah!) When we purr and meow all day It's the bongo we must play Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! (Here we go! Here we go!) When we purr and meow all day It's the bongo we must play Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! (Here we go! Here we go!)

He goes on the prowl each night, Like an alley cat. Looking for some new delight, Like an alley cat. You know, she can't trust him out of sight, And there's no doubt of that. He just don't know wrong from right, Like an alley cat. He meets them. And loves them. And loves them... Like the "Catsanova" does. I mean that's no way to treat a pal, She should tell him "Scat!" Aren't you sorry for that gal, With her alley cat? He meets them. And loves them. And loves them. Like the "Catsanova" does. I mean that's no way to treat a pal, She should tell him "Scat!" Aren't you sorry for that gal, With her alley cat? Yeah, that's the sad, sad tale of a lonesome frail. Yeah, that's the sad, sad tale of a lonesome frail and her alley cat.

Running far away out of your eyes In the dark I heard your words I thought I'd never survived In a glare I heard your voice I heard you calling Like a million people died so deep in the night Oh they are silent Oh they are movement Oh they are calling Oh they are silent Running far away out of your eyes In a bed without the sweat of your slaughtered life Like a painted bird that falls into my hands As it died it writhed so cold and faded away

Lord unchain my hands Let me sing inside the crowded trams Let me dance among the traffic jams We're going to sleep On the St Kilda sands Lord unbind my feet Let me mingle with the good people We meet Water rising up into the street Unbind my feet 'The apparition of these faces in The crowd; Petals on a wet black bough" Ezra Pound found the formula Our houses are rectangular But life is curved not angular So when things start to strangular Remember Rain still falls on the halls of power New babies being born every hour And the eagle keeps watch on the old clock tower Over me... (CHORUS) On the train I refrain from sitting with head and shoulders bowed They told me time is of the essence No wandering allowed But then I saw a pretty girl Whose features stood out in the crowd Went ten minutes past my stop waiting for her to look around I'm just another clown kicking around in Melbourne town Cooling out, relaxing watching the World go round So if you ever have the time And you want to go drink some wine I'd rather greet you with a smile Than greet you with a frown... Lord unchain my hands Let me sing inside the crowded trams Let me dance among the traffic jams We're going to sleep On the St Kilda sands Lord unbind my feet Let me mingle with the good people We meet Water rising up into the street Unbind my feet

And for all of the sweet loving that I have received In the sun in the rain By the moon by the sea There is one time that I'm thinking of On time where one woman Did knock me off my feet And my knees were shaking And my jaw was dropping And my eyes were squinting And my smile was growing And my pants were bulging And my hands were sweating And my chest was beating So I cried "excuse me, What is the secret to your soul?" Cause when you're walking along And when you're walking along Your legs are a melody my hands Would like to play And your hips are a not That does take me away And your face and your eyes and your hair And your waist and your smile Drive me to distraction She turned and she gave the evil eye "Why thank you" she said Then she sigh "Oh there's one thing I think you failed to mention" "What?" I said, then she said "It's the rhythm you forgot" And right then I knew what was what And she snuck to my lips And she kissed them She said "Young man, I'll show you some rhythm" And she'll show you some rhythm And since then, ha The ryhthm's been running through my veins In my thoughts in my eyes In my head it's insane It's the thing that does drive me To scream On the street when I think of some Places it's taken me I feel horny when I'm thinking of some of that Rhythm in my mind What she gave, what she gives To me all of the time Say a little bit of sweet loving in your day All my friends know it keeps the Bad thoughts away So sing with your hips my baby When you're dancing to this tune And when this tune is through We'll sneak to some place And continue to... So sing with your hips my baby When you're dancing to this tune And when this tune is through We'll sneak to some place And continue to... She said i'll show you some rhythm And she'll show you some rhythm

Oh this man he wakes up in the morning Don't know where His eyes do squint The sun does glare Stands up yawns Does stretch his limbs Turns his face to the sun And begins to sing Seen many places Done many things I've been drinking from the earth I've see the world from within Had my share of women And I've had my share of fights I've been searching for the moon I've seen some long long nights Shook too many hands And I made too many bets My friends are all gypsies And I laughed before I wept I learnt how to live when I saw that sunrise And now I sing this song about looking on my life Some say you should try to be rich man Some they say you should be number one But my wealth will be inside And will grow under the sun Some say you should try to be rich man Some they say you should be number one But my wealth will be inside And will grow under the sun After hearing this song I feel some warmth on my face I look into the sky And start to feel a sense of place This mans song means something to me My eyes they do open And I sing this melody Might write some mystery Might read some text Might create a family This world I might affect Might be a wise man Might be a fool Be conquering like a tiger Or suffer like a mule Might learn too late But might drift in sleep Might learn how to hide my thoughts And promises to keep All these things my life might see And now I be singing about how my life might be and Some say you should try to be rich man Some they say you should be number one But my wealth will be inside And will grow under the sun Some say you should try to be rich man Some they say you should be number one But my wealth will be inside And will grow under the sun After hearing this song I feel some warmth on my face I look into the sky and start to feel a sense of place This mans song means something to me My eyes do open and I sing this melody Might write some mystery Might read some text Might create a family This world I might affect Might be a wise man Might be a fool Be conquering like a tiger Or suffer like a mule Might learn too late But might drift in sleep Might learn how to hide my thoughts And promises to keep All these things my life might see And now I be singing about how my life might be and Some say you should try to be rich man Some they say you should be number one But my wealth will be inside And will grow under the sun Some say you should try to be rich man Some they say you should be number one But my wealth will be inside And will grow under the sun

Meow, meow, meow Now, just like everbody, you've got troubles of your own But let me tell you, mister, of the sorrow I have known I had an old, gray cat that I couldn't bear to keep He spent the nights a-howlin' and he wouldn't let me sleep So I put him in a box and I tied it up quite well I had some fellas help me and I paid them not to tell They put it in a boxcar, the westbound 710 The train pulled away and was never seen again But the cat came back the very next day Yes, the cat came back and he wouldn't stay away Meow, kitty. Meow, so pretty Meow, such a pity, but the cat came back We took him to the harbor and we put him on a ship We bid him, "Bon voyage," for that oceanic trip The captain was obliging and glad to help us out They tied him to the anchor so that there could be no doubt Well, we heard the sad report of that mighty storm at sea And, though it may sound heartless, I was happy as can be The paper said the ship went down beneath a heavy gale And not a single soul was left to tell the awful tale But the cat came back the very next day Yes, the cat came back and he wouldn't stay away Meow, kitty. Meow, so pretty Meow, such a pity, but the cat came back Then we gave him to a scientist destined for the moon The cat was used for ballast in an outer space balloon I guess you know what happened, that balloon is up there still And early that next morning, guess what came across the hill Meow, that's right Now, everyone in town was sworn to shoot that cat on sight With that crazy cat around, you couldn't sleep at night We even formed a posse just to hunt that critter down You could hear the guns a-blazin' as we ran him out of town But the cat came back the very next day Yes, the cat came back and he wouldn't stay away Meow, kitty. Meow, so pretty Meow, such a pity, but the cat came back Here's the moral to our story: When looking for a friend If you get an old, gray cat, he's yours until the end You'll never drag him off, no matter what you do Bear in mind this dreadful tale that we have told to you Yes, the cat came back the very next day Yes, the cat came back and he wouldn't stay away Meow, kitty. Meow, so pretty Meow, such a pity, but the cat came back Meow!

Well, I remember it as though it were a meal ago Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter May have nestled its way into his mighty throat Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point-blank down The cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator Tommy the cat had many a story to tell But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did Well, she came sliding on down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in Even the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days The sight was beyond belief Many a head snapped for double, even triple takes as this vivacious Feline made her way into the delta of the alleyway Where the most virile of the young tabbies were known to hang out They hung out in droves Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place, and that was O'Malley's Alley The air was thick with catcalls, no pun intended But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered straight to behind the alleyway She knew what she wanted She was looking for that stud bull She was looking for that He-cat And that was me Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, say, baby Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, say, baby Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-baby Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, say, baby Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, say, baby Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, say, baby Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side? Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me? Say, baby, say, baby

It seemed like yesterday But it was so long ago, long ago Jimmy was lovely, was the king of my nights And the darkness with the radio, playin' low The secrets that we shared, the mountains that we moved Caught like wildfire Against the wind We were running against the wind We were running against the wind The years roll by, I found myself alone Surrounded by strangers I thought were my friends It took all I own Found myself running from my home Guess I lost my way Oh, there were so many roads I was livin' to run and running to live Against the wind Against the wind We were young and strong And always on the run Against the wind Movin' eight miles a minute, four months at a time Breakin' all the rules that would bend I found myself searching for shelter again Against the wind Against the wind And we were running again and again And we're young and strong I'm a little older now, but I'm still running Against the wind Against the wind Against the wind We're young and strong Again, against the wind

The moon is not only beautiful It is so far away The moon is not only ice cold It is here to stay When I lay me down Will you still be around When they put me six feet underground Will the big bad beautiful you be around Everyone says they know you Better than you know who Everyone says they own you More than you do When I lay me down Will you still be around When they put you six feet underground Will the big bad beautiful moon be around Cause the moon is not only beautiful It is so far away The moon is not only ice cold It is here to stay Everyone says they know you Better than you know who Everyone says they own you More than you do

We had a cat His name was bill He caught our budgie on the window sill One holy day, one sunday morn Left only feathers on our back lawn Oh no bill, you can't do that You silly pussy, you stupid cat So we took him down, our family pet And we left his balls with the family vet Meeoooww meeeoooww Well the very next day he packed his bags Left all his penthouse and playboy mags How could we do it to the family vet Go and leave his balls with the family vet Well we get no postcards, no telephone calls He's out in the bush somewhere, with no balls And he's obsessed with sweet revenge So he eats our parrots and our fairy wrens (Chorus) Yes he's mortified and we all regret that we left his balls with the family vet X2 How he's highly sought by the feral choir For his new found talent to sing much higher Has no more time for female friends Only parrots and fairy wrens No sense of humour, ex-family pet He's still angry, he's still upset It still hurts, he can't forget That we left his balls with the family vet Chorus x2

A long, long time ago, In the land of idiot boys, There live a cat, a phenomenal cat, Who loved to wallow all day. No one bothered him As he sat, content in his tree. He just lived to eat 'cause it kept him fat, And that's how he wanted to stay. Though he was big and fat, All the world was good to him, And he pointed out on the map All the places he had been. Cowes, Sardinia, Katmandu, The Scilley Isles and Sahara, too Fum, fum, diddle-um di La la la la, la-la la la La la la la, la-la la la la La la la la-la la la Once when he was thin He had flown to old Hong Kong, And had learned the secret of life, And the sea and the sky beyond. So he gave up his diet and sat in a tree, And ate himself through eternity. Fum, fum, diddle-um di La la la la la-la la la La la la la, la-la la la la La la la la-la la la Fum, fum, diddle-um di Fum, fum, diddle-um di

No way, no way The bulls inside my head! I say, I say The flag I wave is red Don't know myself, don't know myself Better I've hide in somebody else I won't stop the hurricane, won't stop the flooding In the evening my shadow just flies away But if I woke up, if I woke up The other side of dawn, the other side of me I've been the avalanche, I've been what's wrong And I've been everything I wasn't made of So tell me who's real No way, no way The bulls inside my head! I say, I say The flag I wave is red I've been dreaming, I've been dreaming A Bedouin told me – "the bomb is a rhythm" Played like a hurricane, played like it comes And in the morning I wake up and wonder My dream is real? Tell me local, tell me local Is it on both sides or is it just out here Tell me local, tell me how to dance No way, no way The bulls inside my head! I say, I say The flag I wave is red No way, no way The bulls inside my head! I say, I say The flag I wave is red No way, no way Bulls inside my head! I say, I say The flag I wave is red, huh

I used to ride up on the hill And look down at the darkened Silhouettes of tall black windowsills And my heart jumped every ledge Until one bright morning when I woke I heard bells, girl she gently spoke and said 'Choice my man's to breath or choke So go die, or learn to hope' Get back on your way at the end of the day Under the fire and the rain The whole big bloody parade until that That feeling, feeling's gone You wake up on your own Sometimes walls come caving in Sometimes the world just hits your chin And sometimes shadows haunt your back And sometimes I feel so flat Then like some rare eagle on the wind Well it turns and life comes bursting in And the earth you thought would beat you down Lifts up and lights your ground Get back on your way at the end of the day Under the fire and the rain The whole big bloody parade until that That feeling, feeling's gone You wake up on your own / Lifts up and sends you homeward bound / Lifts up and then you're found again / Lifts up and turns your world around /Still scarred of love lived on the ledge And the Earth you thought would eat you up Well it lifts you high and fills your cup /Carries And right then I learnt to hope / the point of hope / I knew the way ahead/ to go / Lifts up and clears your hallowed ground *So scared that love lived on the edge / Scared of love lived on the ledge / Like love lived on the ledge / As if my love required a ledge Bring you down Lifts up, your heart just leaves the ground /And how you love your ground / high above the ground / And the earth you thought would end your song 'song' / Lifts up and now . . . the feeling's gone feelings gone And you wonder how on Earth you When you're high

I remember a night back home Some distant years ago As my dog ran along the road As fast as he could go And I know that the past is gone but Some moments shine like gold And I called as I followed And all I called was Oh-weh, oh-weh oh-weh Oh-weh, and where do we go, eh? Oh-weh oh-weh Oh-weh, just on and on and on I'm going to let go I'm going to see you I'm going to do all I was afraid of I will forget who I thought I was I'm gonna make a friend of chaos Will you be my friend? Will you be my right hand If I ran into my creature? So glad to meet you Oscar Wilde, yeah Ooh-weh, ooh-weh, so Ooh-weh, ooh-weh, ah In the palms of a morning stage In the roll of a midnight song I followed you out there I followed you, old dog When I run let me feel no care Let me spark when the evening comes What's mine is mine to bear So all I call is Oh-weh, oh-weh oh-weh Oh-weh, and where do we go, eh? Oh-weh oh-weh Oh-weh, just on and on and on Up on the rooftops As the day goes All of the wild ones sing But where do we go? But where do we go? But where do we go? Just on and on and Down in the alleys Of broken bottles All of the thugs, they're cool But how would I know? But how would I know? But how would I know? How would I know when Ooh-weh, ooh-weh, so Ooh-weh, ooh-weh, ah Ooh-weh, ooh-weh, so Ooh-weh, ooh-weh I'm gonna let go I'm gonna see you I'm gonna do all I was afraid of I will forget who I thought I was I'm gonna make a friend of chaos Will you be my friend? Will you be my right hand If I ran into my creature? I'm not gonna miss it Oscar Wilde, eh Ooh-weh, ooh-weh, so Ooh-weh, ooh-weh, ah Ooh-weh, ooh-weh, so Ooh-weh, ooh-weh, ah

Well the ghost at my side, Sings staying alive, I didn't come here tonight, To get cornered and tired, We're gonna run like wolves Slip moon with the night Step into the night Got a look in your eye You could light up the sky We're gonna run like wolves Maybe one day we'll all stand still And watch the sun fall down over that hill Where no light can ever return Baby, 'til then I'll watch the world turn All the drums in a line They sparkle and shine Like cut diamond time Like gunshots and science We're gonna run like wolves Maybe one day we'll all stand still And watch the sun fall down over that hill Where no light can ever return Baby, 'til then I'll watch the world turn Well the ghost by my side, Sings staying alive, I didn't come here tonight, To get cornered and tired, We're gonna run like wolves Maybe one day we'll all stand still And watch the sun fall down over that hill Where no light can ever return Baby, 'til then I'll watch the world turn Watch the world turn We're gonna run like wolves