The Monster Ringtones

(Tech n9ne Talking) Yo Turn this shit up a little bit Juan So these motherfuckers can feel what I'm saying Yea, like that (Monstah!) (Repeat 6 times) [Tech N9ne] When I was 5 years old I relized there was a road At the end, will I get Pots of gold Kidergarden teacher knew I was impossible Gots to grow dick quick To cock the hoe Evil breed We smoke weed without seeds Do dirty deeds Beat foul fiends What the need Walk around with a switch blade In 6th grade You'll get a blade If you display you a bitch Or Mitch Bade Have you ever Sold a preacher Crack on sunday Fucked your teacher? 7th grader Under bleachers Loosing data Smokin reefer Hostla migo, hostla laygo Santa Fe hoes After I pop, I stop and lay low Damn clown from kan town Many man found Theres a monster breeding Nigga stand down! (Monstah x3) [Chorus] If you wanna act like me (Monstah) You gotta pop a gat like me (Monstah) Makin niggaz skat like me (Monstah) Dumpin hella crack like me (Monstah) You can always act like me (Monstah) But you gotta be black like me (Monstah) Keep huddled to your gat tightly (Monstah) Cuzz he just might be (Monstah!) (Tech n9ne) Verse 2: It must be in my blood It must be in my soul Im musty in the mud Im dusty in my clothes Dont trust me ima scrub Dont fuck with me I'm cold Im quick to hold a grude Dont touch me, I might explode Im made for wrong I spent too many days alone Blaze the bong Too many survalance homes And niggaz shittya Hit me ya Bitch I'm aa into ya Ass, just pass But leave the clamitiea [Don Juan] What kinda nigga take X But never heard of safe sex What kinda nigga never think of learnin Make his momma suck dick while he burnin [Verse 3: Tech N9ne] Who dat nigga drinkin liquar While Slim Shady bumpin Who shot dem niggaz down On land and 80 somethin, (TECH N9NE!) Them drug dealers, who think they know where evil Lurks now Whos that commiting sexual acts on church ground? (Chorus 2x) [Verse 4: Tech N9ne] Momma never knew wassup She never knew id turn beast When I grew up She never thought that id go nuts I hang with niggaz from the hood Who still dont give a fuck Im a creature from the black platoon Pass the shroom Blast to the moon WIth half the room Still everyone knows I been a bad boy Fuckin little orian, forrest hill cemetary The defintion of a bad boy Use to hit niggaz for runnin into us Never had joy, And I Never ever really had toys So I started playing with AK's Making hella noise Who killed fetuses Who needed this GHB to get heated Immediate We get weeded then some concieded shit Many more coming Because, Because, Because Its dark off in Kansas City The Land of Oz [Chorus 2x] [Tech N9ne Talking] Thats real Thats just a piece This is just a little piece of the story Got much much more to tell y'all! [Chorus]

Be who you are You will go far You'll be the star Of their Monster movie Be who you are You will go far You'll be the star Of their Monster movie You could be the T-Rex from Jurassic Park You could be Godzilla, Kong, or Bruce the Shark You could be the Wolf Man baying at the moon You could be the Creature from the Black Lagoon Are you the doctor, his creation, or the mob torch-in-hand? Or are you sitting idly by watching hatred scorch the land? If you stand up for yourself, who is the real monster? Just wear the insult like a badge of honor You could be Boris, Bela, or Jr. Chaney You could be Cushing, Price, or Christopher Lee You could be the Phantom of the Opera You could be Frankenstein or Dracula Are you the Count, Van Helsing, or Jonathan Harker? Or sitting by, crying wolf like a carnival barker? If you stand up for yourself, who is the real monster? Just wear the insult like a badge of honor You could be a Stephen King Cujo or Carrie You could be one of the "Losers' Club" from Derry You could be Michael Myers, Jason, or Freddy You could be the final girl in this monster movie

Black seas of infinity What lies beneath to see A black stone raised from the deep The demon beast calling to me Sleeping beast, rise from the sea To rule the world eternally The voice of demons calls from the dark Satan laughing as hellhounds bark An evil idol cut from the stone A deeper hell remains unknown Writhing face and devil wings End of days and suffering Sleeping beast, rise from the sea To rule the world eternally The voice of demons calls from the dark Satan laughing as hellhounds bark Sleeping beast, rise from the sea To rule the world eternally The voice of demons calls from the dark Satan laughing as hellhounds bark

有怪獸 有怪獸 有怪獸 纏著我 有怪獸 大怪獸 醜怪獸 粘著我 張開嘴一口又一口啃著我 地球上明明有四十幾億人口 偏偏就是選中我 轟隆轟隆隆 每天對著我噴火 想什麼做什麼身上穿著什麼 牠的意見沒停過 嫌西又嫌東 彷彿我不該是我 穿不穿耳洞（是我的耳朵） 交幾個朋友（是我時間多） 熱心乾脆去指揮交通 為什麼要管我 口紅再紅（沒要牠吻我）跟誰約會跟誰牽手 愛說去說 反正我從來沒認真聽過 有怪獸 有怪獸 有怪獸 纏著我 有怪獸 大怪獸 醜怪獸 粘著我 一口又一口吃掉 我本來很愉快的生活 有怪獸 有怪獸 有怪獸 纏著我 爛怪獸 大怪獸 醜怪獸 別煩我 再囉哩囉嗦 一腳踹到外太空 穿不穿耳洞（是我的耳朵） 交幾個朋友（是我時間多） 熱心乾脆去指揮交通 為什麼要管我 口紅再紅（沒要牠吻我）跟誰約會跟誰牽手 愛說去說 反正我從來沒認真聽過 有怪獸 有怪獸 有怪獸 纏著我 有怪獸 大怪獸 醜怪獸 粘著我 一口又一口吃掉 我本來很愉快的生活 有怪獸 有怪獸 有怪獸 纏著我 爛怪獸 大怪獸 醜怪獸 別煩我 再囉哩囉嗦 一腳踹到外太空 我是哭是笑是美是醜 到底那一點犯錯 請還給我 讓我自己快樂的自由

I was working in the lab late one night When I heard the gurgle of a waterpipe So I turned to see my monster in a cloud of smoke Who said "This shit ain't bad, here, have a toke" (We smoked some hash) - We smoked some monster hash (Some monster hash) - It was his personal stash (We smoked some hash) - We got completely trashed (On monster hash) - We smoked some monster hash As we partied in the castle with the living dead Mouths were dry and eyes were red The ghouls and goblins shrieked and screamed "Won't somebody please pass the Visine" (They smoked some hash) - They smoked some monster hash (Some monster hash) - From Frankie's personal stash (We smoked some hash) - And they all were smashed (On monster hash) - They smoked some monster hash The mummy was toking on a bong Wolfman said "Don't bogart that, pass it along" The swamp thing was toasted, rolling on the floor Laughing hysterically and pleading for more The scene was rocking as the werewolves moved To the undead reggae band's dance hall grooves Meanwhile in the kitchen Frankenstein baked Some Alice B. Toklas brownies and cakes (We ate some hash) - We ate some monster hash (Some monster hash) - It had the graveyard smashed (We ate some hash) - And we all got trashed (On monster hash) - We ate some monster hash The party would have gone on 'til we all passed out But just then we heard a bloodcurdling shout "Watch out, beware, cover your necks Dracula's got the munchies, and he's totally wrecked" (He smoked some hash) - He smoked some monster hash (Some monster hash) - He was completely smashed (He smoked some hash) - That transylvanian's trashed (On monster hash) - He smoked some monster hash Now every night the dead rise up from the grave To partake in our happening THC rave For you, the living, this hash was meant, too When you get to my door just say the Toyes sent you (We'll smoke some hash) - We'll smoke some monster hash (Some monster hash) - And we'll all get trashed (We'll smoke some hash) - From my personal stash (Of monster hash) - We'll smoke some monster hash Mmmm - that shit gooood Easy, boy, save some for daddy Mmm - hash gooood

Feel like a monster! I feel it deep within (Deep within) Feel like a monster (Monster) (Deep within) (Monster) (Its just beneath the skin!) (I'm gonna show you!) (Its gonna hurt you!) (Feel like a monster) (I'm gonna show you!) (Its gonna hurt you!) (Can't control it!) The secret side of me It comes awake and I (Can't control it!) So stay away from me (Someone save me now!) I feel it deep within (I feel it deep within) Feel like a monster (Save me now!) Its just beneath the skin! (Its just beneath the skin) I feel like a monster (Its gonna hurt you) I, I, feel like a monster (I'm gonna show you) (Its gonna hurt you) I, I feel like a monster (I'm gonna show you) (Its gonna hurt you) My secret side I keep (Can't control it!) Hide under lock and key! (Someone save now!) I feel it deep within! (I feel it deep within) I feel like a monster (Save me now!) Its just beneath the skin! (Its just beneath the skin!) I feel like a monster! (Its gonna hurt you) I, I feel like a monster! (I'm gonna show you) (Its gonna hurt you) I, I feel like a monster! (I'm gonna show you) (Its gonna hurt you) Its hidden in the dark! His teeth are razor sharp! There's no escape for me! It wants my soul, it wants my heart! No one can hear me scream! Maybe its just a dream! Or maybe he's inside of me! Stop this monster! I feel it deep within! Its just beneath the skin! I must confess that I feel like a monster! I hate what I become! The nightmare just began! I must confess that I feel like a monster! I feel deep within Its just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster! I hate what i become The nightmare just began! I must confess that Feel like a, feel like a, feeeel FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I feel like a monster! I, I (Its just beneath the skin!) (I'm gonna show you!) (Its gonna hurt you!) (Its just beneath the skin!) (I'm gonna show you!) (Its gonna hurt you!) (Its just beneath the skin!) (I'm gonna show you!) (Its gonna hurt you!)

She looks like a girl and she acts like a gun All loaded and ready to turn And her body shakes and trembles and looks like a blur With her cellophane skin I can see what's inside A dark and lonely old heart And her eyes look so empty I don't know where to start Pain can be so addictive I can't get away From the monster and the devil that I did create Through the darkness I see What's appearing to be a girl all dressed in white Suddenly I feel a weakness that can't be defined Three hours ahead and I can't get to bed As I lay on linoleum floor And the girl makes me sick But she always gives me more Pain can be so addictive I can't get away From the monster and the devil that I did create

I do not beef on the internet, me and my niggas ain't into that Been took your bitch you could have her back I made a match like it's Pity pat I keep it lit like a cigarette, impressing you bitches is regular Asking bout me, hit my cellular I keep the work on my two phones, If the stock market crash I got to homes I made a flip on a new loan, you still buying off of Groupon Thought you could play me, but you wrong You stupid niggas been here too long, you better off in a group home Before it get hotter than Tucson Before it, fore it get If it's the end of the world, I gotta buy me a stick Why would I look at the news, if the world already sick I took a trip out the matrix, none of this shit is legit Too many niggas is hating they never know when to quit If it's the end of the world, I gotta buy me a stick Why would I look at the news, if the world already sick I took a trip out the matrix, none of this shit is legit Too many niggas is hating they never know when to quit Been invested Y'all niggas need to give me my credit Made four, five songs by breakfast Pull up, to make my exit Shawty cold but she like my essence Give her good dick as a present Told me she don't fuck with peasants I just laughed cause I learned my lesson (Hold up) It'll all come around, gotta stay down for sure These niggas clowns for sure Knowing people heard they sound before All this disrespect it's like these niggas never seen a crown before You been on the internet too long you need to get out some more If it's the end of the world, I gotta buy me a stick Why would I look at the news, if the world already sick I took a trip out the matrix, none of this shit is legit Too many niggas is hating they never know when to If it's the end of the world, I gotta buy me a stick Why would I look at the news, if the world already sick I took a trip out the matrix, none of this shit is legit Too many niggas is hating they never know when to quit Baby fuck all that talk, we might all go to hell This might be the rapture, President should be in jail He might start a war, and kill us all himself If I ever get captured, I might. kill his ass myself

This one goes out to the non-believers And night crawlers and coffin cheaters For the most lucid of dreamers It's hard to conceive of the terrifying scenes Behold the death wheelers Cat eyes lit, headlights full beam The car tires screeches They blew his mind as he went through the windscreen Blood-curdling screams Possessed speed demons, who do as they please Disturbing the peace Terrorizing locals, eluding police Mob Deep waged war on the streets Throwing up horns for the mark of the beast Unleashed outlaw bike fiends Who weave among the trees at breakneck speed Back at home, what they saying at the séance? And what's the payoff when you're meddling with chaos? Invoke spirits for your mother to converse with Dark devil arts and amphibian worship! Totally worth it Fully immersed, they neglecting the curse Poltergeist, afterlife ventriloquist Frog amulet, supernatural abilities Paranormal activities Children of the stones, bezzin' 'round seven witches Just a gang of delinquents Ripping up souls and scaring you shitless Maximus Leopardus Found while making out in the graveyard, kid Always been foolhardy The Prince of Darkness on a weaponized triumph Zombified, leader of the pack Leather-clad clan made a suicide pact But you've got to believe And ride free on that sweet machine Struck a deal like your man Johnny Blaze Rev'd up his engine and popped out the grave Like the prophecy said The back of his jacket read, "The living dead"

Wake up beaten, but I'm broken in two With a head full of money and nothing to do Face in the dirt, I can dream myself to life Alarm bells screaming and the message is clear I don't think that I fix myself this time of the year Caught in a loop my steam begins to fight Trying to get better but I've got no answers (Woah) Stabbing my heart just to cut out the cancer (Woah) It's getting pulled over for a place I'm stuck in I've never been so lonely or so pale, or thin The pills don't jump but it's all I know and I'm feeling the monster in me Killing off the hours is progress of sorts I think the words are comforts but I check in resorts The hour, the essay, the book and the study are lying How to conceal what's killing me Trying to get better but I've got no answers (Woah) Stabbing my heart just to cut out the cancer (Woah) Inspecting my head forever after They aren't the ones, and they won't be simple as well But these bones have a home, they beckon me And my chest is a maze While my tongue talks itself in knots But I'm not a poster boy for good health 'Cause I can hardly stay awake, and I'm barely holding on Trying to get better but I've got no answers (Woah) Stabbing my heart just to cut out the cancer (Woah) Inspecting my head forever after They aren't the ones, and they won't be simple as well But these bones have a home, they beckon me Let's take a walk down every lane I've been

Like all the boys before, Like all the boys, boys, boys Like all the boys before, Like all the boys, boys, boys You left a blood stain on the floor You set your sights on him You left a hand print on the door Like all the boys before, Like all the boys before This is our luck baby, running out Our clothes were never off We still have our roads to run about To scale the map, scale the map, To get us back on track I've seen you in a fight you lost, I've seen you in a fight We're under the sheets And you're killing me In our house made of paper, Your words all over me We're under the sheets And you're killing me Like all the boys before In here the world won't bring us down Our plan is gold dust Out there a lonely girl could drown In here we're frozen Where did the people go? My hands are empty You're not the answer I should know Like all the boys before, like all the boys Before We're under the sheets And you're killing me In our house made of paper, Your words all over me We're under the sheets And you're killing me We're in a mess baby, We're in a mess babe Your more is less babe We're in a mess baby, We're in a mess babe Your more is less babe We're under the sheets And you're killing me In our house made of paper, And your words all over me We're under the sheets And you're killing me (I've seen you in a fight you lost) Like all the boys before, Like all the boys before We're under the sheets And you're killing me Our house full of paper, And your words all over me We're under the sheets And you're killing me We're under the sheets And you're killing me In our house made of paper, Your words all over me We're under the sheets And you're killing me

I don't care to be scared When I drive my haunted car Ghost red hot tonight My gaze in the rear view mirror 'Cause I see The Backseat Of My Car Yes I see The Backseat Of My Car Oh i see The Backseat Of My Car Shopping bags falling down Apples roll, magazine crumpled In the heat of night Milk leaks, sucked up by the velvet You want a lift? Hop in the back How far do you want to go? All the way? Ok

I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise (He did the mash) He did the monster mash (The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash (He did the mash) It caught on in a flash (He did the mash) He did the monster mash From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes (They did the mash) They did the monster mash (The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash (They did the mash) It caught on in a flash (They did the mash) They did the monster mash The zombies were having fun (tennis shoe, wa hoo) The party had just begun (tennis shoe, wa hoo) The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five' (They played the mash) They played the monster mash (The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash (They played the mash) It caught on in a flash (They played the mash) They played the monster mash Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist and said "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist? (It's now the mash) It's now the monster mash (The monster mash) And it's a graveyard smash (It's now the mash) It's caught on in a flash (It's now the mash) It's now the monster mash Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you (Then you can mash) Then you can monster mash (The monster mash) And do my graveyard smash (Then you can mash) You'll catch on in a flash (Then you can mash) Then you can monster mash (Wa hoo, monster mash) (Wa hoo, monster mash) Easy Igor, you impetuous young boy (Wa hoo, monster mash) (Wa hoo, monster mash) (Wa hoo, monster mash) (Wa hoo, monster mash) (Wa hoo, monster mash)