The Joker Ringtones

Cut it Hit me I am the joker in the pack Fun to be around Bring you luck, full of love When the chips are down It ain't no use, now Play the game Man, I'm not your king Cause when there's a joker In your hand This card can't be beat, oh no (Ohohoh, I'm the joker) Don't you know I'm the coolest (Ohohoh, this joker's wild) And you know I'm fun (Ohohoh, I'm the joker) Everybody everywhere's talking about me (Ohohoh, this joker's wild) Oh, 5 card stud in a loaded deck With one card up my sleeve That one-eyed jack is lookin' back This joker takes his queen Aces high, the deuce is down The joker's having fun You see, win or lose I'm the face card, dude I'm the talk of the town That's right Repeat Chorus Oh yeah Hey the face card's cool The king is mean And what do you know That queen she's kind of sexy So we'll play it right Hit this hole in one You and me in the back of the taxi Oh oh (Ohohoh, I'm the joker) I'm so cool, ha ha Repeat Chorus The joker's wild Oh yeah (Ohohoh, I'm the joker) Ah, don't you know I'm the coolest (Ohohoh, the joker's wild) (Ohohoh, the joker's wild) Hey mmhmm G-g-g-g-get it G-g-g-g-get it down Oh yeah, ow G-g-g-g-get it G-g-g-g-get it Oh oh oh get it down G-g-g-g-get it G-g-g-g-get it down Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Some people call me the space cowboy Some call me the gangster of love And some people call me Maurice Cause' I speak of the pompitous of love Some people talkin' about me mama Well they say I'm doin' you wrong But don't you worry now don't you worry pretty mama, yeah Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home Cause' I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a mid-night toker I sure don't want to hurt no one Ooh You're the cutest thing that I ever did see I really love your peaches Want to shake your tree Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time Ooh wee mama, I'll sure show you a good time Cause' I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a mid-night toker I sure don't want to hurt no one Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a mid-night toker I get my lovin' on the run Ooh, ooh Some people talkin' about me mama Well they say I'm doin' you wrong But don't you worry, now don't you worry pretty mama, yeah Cause' I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home Ooh You're the cutest thing I ever did see I really love your peaches I wanna shake your tree Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time Ooh wee mama, I'll sure show you show you a good time Yeah Ooooooooh Whooo Whooo

Do you remember the 21st night of september? Love was changing the minds of pretenders While chasing the clouds away Our hearts were ringing In the key that our souls were singing As we danced in the night Remember how the stars stole the night away Ba de ya - say do you remember Ba de ya - dancing in september Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day My thoughts are with you Holding hands with your heart to see you Only blue talk and love Remember how we knew love was here to stay Now december found the love that we shared in september Only blue talk and love Remember the true love we share today Ba de ya - say do you remember Ba de ya - dancing in september Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day And we sing ba de ya - say do you remember Ba de ya - dancing in september Ba de ya - golden dreams were shiny days The bell was ringing Our souls were singing Do you remember, never a cloudy day There was a Ba de ya, say do you remember Ba de ya, dancing in September Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day There was a Ba de ya, say do you remember Ba de ya, dancing in September Ba de ya, golden dreams were shinny days

Steve Miller/Ahmet Ertegun/Eddie Curtis Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice Cause I speak of the pompitous of love People talk about me, baby Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong Well, don't you worry baby Don't worry Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I sure don't want to hurt no one I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin' on the run Wooo Wooooo You're the cutest thing That I ever did see I really love your peaches Want to shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin' on the run I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I sure don't want to hurt no one Wooo Woooo People keep talking about me baby They say I'm doin' you wrong Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry Cause I'm right here at home You're the cutest thing I ever did see Really love your peaches want to shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time Come on baby and I'll show you a good time

I wanna know if I got any, uh, pockets of resistance Tonight, if not, I want you to enjoy yourselves Just put your hands together like this yeah, and uh Yeah, let me tell you what I'm talking about baby Some people call me the space cowboy Some people call me the gangster of love, yeah Some people walking round calling me Maurice Cause I speak of the pompitous of love People talk about me, baby (People talk about me, bad to) They say I'm doin' you wrong, (doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong) Well, don't let that worry you baby (oh baby...) Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home (Everybody singing along) Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play the music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I give my lovin' on the run Oh the joke is mine baby Come on and follow me You know I really want you for your company Even though I'm attached to you physically My computer mechanism wants you mentally, yeah baby You know I really want you for your company, yeah babe, yeah You're the cutest thing That I ever did see I really love your peaches I want to shake your tree Lovey-dovey, dovey-lovey, dovey all the time Ooo-eee baby, I'm gonna show you a good time babe Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play the music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I sure don't want to hurt no one The joker is wild, yeah baby You know he's got a lot of style, yeah, yeah baby And he swept me off my feet, yeah baby You know he's gotta be the freak of the week The joker is wild People keep talking about me like a low down dog (like a low life dog) They say I'm doing you wrong, doing you wrong (d-d-doing you wrong) Well don't you know, don't you worry bout a thing pretty mama (Don't you worry) Because I'm right here, right here, right here singing along, yeah baby You're the cutest thing I ever did see Really love your peaches want to shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time Come on baby and I'll show you a good time Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play the music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker An I'm a midnight toker I give my lovin' on the run The joker is wild, You know he's got a lot of style, And he swept me off my feet, You know he's gotta be the freak of the week Come on and follow me You know I really want you for your company Even though I'm attached to you physically My computer mechanism wants you mentally, You know I really want you for your company, My computer mechanism wants you mentally The joker is wild,

Yoke the Joker! *Laughter* Intro: Treach There are too many overnight MC's but one And too many wacked who haven't paid dues You have now entered the path of the Flavor Unit And we are Naughty By Nature, and we will just do, by terminating you Verse 1: Treach I can snap, rap, pack, click-clack, patter-pat-pat Take that ass to the point you have to ask for your ass back A fuckin joker smoker, taunted by no one If I was born in Chung Li's temple I would've turned out a shogun Smack the any-and-all talk, jokers I can't hawk And all that shit I hear about me losin is small talk I ain't a punk, I'll slot'cha, furthermore I don't scare chief The reason I called you 'pussy' cos you are what you eat, each Look is a little closer to the centre of a blowpipe Don't speak when I am talkin, this is my fuckin sho-op How dare you even try me? Don't you know you be funky, while You're smilin backstage doin mother, ugh, doggystyle Hot, wild, raw, whores' still suave *Laughter* Check out this style that I've Soul-simulated, sounds from a stocky Semi-social, never seem sloppy See silly slappin suckers, sorry saps and slouchers Straps slammin stouch, mackin this mass is savvy We see so-so-songs and some shots, so Snaps steppin separate, start slowly, go solo Set the cassette stereo, sounds diffin Stood the Sagittarian, some marriage is a system Smoke the joker, three times over And owe her, go with the flow Or I'm about to yoke a joker Verse 2: Treach All that straight faced shit like your heart had been thru Smile and give your face somethin the fuck to do You're ugly, smugly, squiggly, dilly-wrinkled faced bastard Someone needs to hit and run ya to run ya ass over backwards Let's giddy up, yep yep, another fuck up Grab your microphone, battle time shown up Any freestyle I see while I prowl I dial a new style, tell me about ooh-chow Another victory, it's mystery I smoke your skull, your brain'll come blistery All fuzzy, dirty, dizzy, does he Get the things he needs? Remember how blistery? You ain't ready for the Freddy of rap You can't kill me, I step into your dreams, you feel me Slicin your life away, just like I might today I eat you the psycho way, I'm rippin shit right away... I treat ya like a bitch in a ditch off of angel dust Take you to a?, sure you can fly, just jump slut You think you might say a rhyme, then someone might order like You couldn't wet shit up in a motherfuckin water fight All luck y'all, look at the props y'all So proud I'm sure, suck my encore's Swingin a bolo, your flow goes solo I'll smoke ya It's time to yoke the joker Verse 3: Treach The only way you would be gettin dis jump like a girlie Is if your father would've bothered to pull it out early You ain't got a single drip drop, you're stripped of hip-hop If I see ya disagreein, you'll be gettin your shit dropped It's extended version, the side you can't fuck with You'll get the jimmy MC, you're swift to kick the bucket I'm tired of Mr. Nice Guy, place your price high Bet on a battle rhymer, tell my chances are sky high Never would you ever get the thriller, say y'all sweat "Y'know that kid Treach, I took him out, he was no threat" Because you know I'm better than that on my worst day Takin competition's what I do in the worst way Quick to do a hit, for you most likely I spoiled ya I bored and ignored ya, then boringly floored ya The proof is in the footin, my collar ain't wooden It takes more than an axe to tax, bless the children Physically, facially, racially made to be Crazily paid or G, what a fuckin way to be Hot damn, I'm a man with a hand plan This smack that then attract the new game plan Eat your big beef, digest the rest, test Shit, I was slept yet, then go to the next step That's what I do, that's what I say, that's what I live That's what I prove, that's what I move, that's what I give Makin other brothers wanna go home and write shit Bite what I might get, then up and say "I quit" Me here, got, oh what a beautiful dawg >From you ain't in amazing, want some paper plus a pen and tongue will do Yoke the joker!

I am the joker I am the joker I am the joker

언제부터인가 쓰여졌다 사라졌지 말이 안 되잖아, 진짜일까 가짜일까? Na-na, eh-eh, na-na-na Eh, na-na, eh (oh, no, 누굴까 Joker?) 어느새 희미해져 (그림자 같은 존재) 분명 중요했는데 (왜? 왜? 왜?) 빌리를 찾는 그 새 (뒤로 쏙 사라졌네) 하루 종일 시선고정, 잊어본 적도 없다구 Oh, 이것 봐 기억 속 조각들을 찾아 도대체, 도대체 뭐, yeah, uh-huh Oh, my gosh, 나 말고 본 사람 또 없나? 솔직히 너와 나도 믿었었잖아 언제 (언제?)? 어디에? (어디에?) 존재했냐는 듯 살금살금 사라진 거니? 장난치는 trick, 흔한 눈속임 Guess it's a rumor 다 Mcguffin 하나둘씩 작은 빈틈들이 생겨났지 늘어가는 질문 물음표에 집중할 때 Na-na, oh, who's the Joker? Oh, na-na, eh, don't trick me, baby A, B, 아님 뭐니 설마 전부 의미 없니? 중요할수록 쉽게도 사라지네 Na-na, oh, who's the Joker? Oh, na-na, eh, don't trick me, baby Ayy (yo) 사라진 빌리 뭔데 (빌리) 언급 없네 꼭 신기루 알았다면, quit, quit, quit, quit 또 다른 scene, scene, scene, hah 한순간 난 멍해져 그동안 시선을 끌던 건 아무것도 아니었나 세상에 모두가 속은 걸까? Oh, 이것 봐 기억 속 조각들을 찾아 도대체, 도대체 뭐, yeah, uh-huh (oh, yeah) Oh, my gosh, 나 말고 본 사람 또 없나? 솔직히 니가 먼저 말해줬잖아 언제? (언제?) 어디에? (어디에?) 존재했냐는 듯 살금살금 사라진 거니? 장난치는 trick (장난을 치지), 흔한 눈속임 내 시선 돌려 다 Mcguffin 하나둘씩 작은 빈틈들이 생겨났지 늘어가는 질문 물음표에 집중할 때 Na-na, oh, who's the Joker? Oh, na-na, eh, don't trick me, baby A, B, 아님 뭐니 설마 전부 의미 없니 (hey, hey, hey) 중요했던 사실은 다 rumor 가 돼 Na-na, oh, who's the Joker? Oh, na-na, eh, don't trick me, baby Hey, hey, hey, don't trick me like a Joker Hey, hey, oh, déjà vu Hey, hey, hey, don't trick me like a Joker La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, 누굴까 Joker? (who's the joker?) 근데 (근데) 이상해 (뭔데?) 사실대로 말해 내 이름이 뭐였었는지 You know 원래 넌 전부 알고 있었잖아 하나둘씩 작은 빈틈들이 생겨났지 늘어가는 질문 물음표에 집중할 때 Na-na, oh, who's the Joker? Oh, na-na, eh, don't trick me, baby Joker, Joker, 그래서 내 이름은 또 뭐 Joker, Joker, 진짜일까 가짜일까, oh Oh, na-na, oh, who's the Joker? Oh, na-na, eh, don't trick me, baby

Oh, my boots, they shine And my bowler looks fine Take some time and care Take a look at my hair Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I'm a joker in the pack Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I'm a joker in the pack We hit the dance hall So smart and so chic I make them laugh a lot I make them accept me Secrets are spoken And plans are drawn in the dust With a gay bravado I'm taken into their trust Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I'm a joker in the pack Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I'm a joker in the pack Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I'm a joker in the pack Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm a Oh, my boots, they shine And my bowler looks fine But don't confide in my smile Because jokers are wild Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I'm a joker in the pack Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I'm a joker in the pack Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I'm a joker in the pack

How was I to know, It's a crazy thing I showed you my hand, and you still let me win And who was I to say that this was meant to be The road that was broken brought us together And I know you could fall for a thousand Kings And hearts that would give you a diamond ring When I fold, you see the best in me The joker and the queen I was upside down, from the outside in You came to the table and you went all in With a single word and a gentle touch You turned a moment into forever And I know you could fall for a thousand Kings And hearts that could give you a diamond ring When I fold, you see the best in me The joker and the queen And I know you could fall for a thousand Kings And hearts that would give you a diamond ring When I folded, you saw the best in me The joker and the queen The joker and the queen

(라라라라라라라) (라라라라라) Spade, clover 다이아몬드, 더 빨라지는 heart My turn, race 가진 것 없이 blu-blu-bluffing해 인생은 선택의 연속, 물음표는 끊임없고 Royal, straight, flush, 막히는 숨, 그 확률은 미지의 수 흔들리는 동공에 떨리는 너의 두 손 들춰지는 너의 패, 숨막히는 공기, yeah 그 웃음 뒤엔 뭘까? 한 순간 유리한 패를 뒤집어 알 수 없는 결말 Who got the joker? 나나나, 나나나나나 나나나, 나나 (got the joker) 나나나, 나나나나나 이 판을 뒤집어 긴장해, 절대 들키지 않게 속을 알 수가 없는 포커 페이스 결국 결말은 내가 정할게 Who got the joker? 나나나, 나나나나나 나나나, 나나 (쉿, 하) 나나나, 나나나나나 나나나, 나나 (who got the joker?)