The Duck Song Ringtones

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand He said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?" The man said, "No, we just sell lemonade But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all homemade! Can I get you a glass? The duck said, "I'll pass." And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day (bam bam bam bam badam bam) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand He said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?" The man said: "No, like I said yesterday We just sell lemonade, okay? Why not give it a try?" The duck said "Goodbye" And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day (bam bam bam bam badam bam) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?" The man said: "Look, this is gettin' old I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold Why not give it a go?" The duck said: "How about no." And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day (bam bam bam bam badam bam) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand He said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?" The man said: "That's it! If you don't stay away, duck I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck! So don't get too close! The duck said, "Adios!" And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day (bam bam bam bam badam bam) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any glue?" "What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I- oh..." "And one more question for you Got any grapes?" Bam bam bam Bam bam bam And the man just stopped Then he started to smile He started to laugh He laughed for a while He said: "Come on, duck Let's walk to the store I'll buy you some grapes So you won't have to ask anymore!" So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes He gave one to the duck And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks But you know what sounds good? It would make my day Do you think this store Do you think this store Do you think this store Has any lemonade?" And then he waddled away (waddle waddle) And then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) ('Til the very next day bam bam bam bam badom bam)

Can you tell me another duck story? (Bum bum bum bum ba-dum) (Bum bum bum bum ba-dum) A duck walked up to a lemonade stand (Bum bum bum) He said to the man who was running the stand (Bum bum bum) Hey (Bum bum bum) Follow me The man said Look who's back again Can't you go bug some feathered friend? I'm staying right here The duck said Tear Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle waddle) 'Til the very next da-da da dada Da da da da day When the duck duck walked walked up up to to The lemonade stand (Bum bum bum) He said said to to the man man who who Was running the stand (Bum bum bum) Hey (Bum bum bum) Follow me The man said Look duck, there's no way You could ask me the whole day I refuse The duck said You lose Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle waddle) 'Til the very next da-da da dada Da da da da day When the duck duck walked walked up up to to The lemonade stand (Bum bum bum) He said said to to the man man who who Was running the stand (Bum bum bum) Hey (Bum bum bum) Follow me The man said Alright duck, you win If I say no you'll just come back again So lead the way The duck said Okay So the duck duck led led the man man to to The corner store (Bum bum bum) And then then they they stopped stopped Out outside the door (Bum bum bum) The duck said Go ask the woman if you Can use her duct tape for a minute or two Duct tape? What for? The duck said There's the door So the man walked in And the woman said, "Hi" And suddenly he felt a little bit shy He walked up slowly then spoke at last You seem nice Could I use your duct tape real fast? She said I really like this duct tape It stops annoying ducks from asking for grapes Then she said with a smile But you can use it a while The man said Thanks, you seem nice The woman laughed You've said that twice You seem nice too The man said So do you Then the man left the store with a pretty big grin And the duck said Stay here while I go in Then the duck duck walked walked in in to to The corner store (Bum bum bum) He said said to to the woman woman who who Was running the store (Bum bum bum) Hey (Bum bum bum) Got any duct tape? The woman said Oh no, it's you You planned all this Could be true By the way By the way By the way One more question for you Got any grapes? Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle waddle) 'Til the very next da-da da-da da Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle waddle) 'Til the very next da-da da-da da Then he waddled away

Yeah We gettin' ready to break y'all, it's winner take all The game is locked we down to the eight-ball The time is now, it ain't nothin' to wait for I'm a king by blood, a soldier by nature I'm somethin' like a threat to y'all space cadets 'Cause you never met a brother nothin' like me yet So push another slice into your toaster, tighten your vests 'Cause it's a warrior you seein' here tonight in the flesh I give you somethin' high voltage, double the dosage Runnin' with these vultures, givin' me ulcers Which one of these hustlers bringin' the thunder? 'Riq Geez not another man takin' us under Nigga please which Philly cat doin' his own thing Might say Black my give you a code name Round my neck see the microphone hang Have your lady lip-synchin' like on Soul Train The niggas that's a problem's a minimal margin The Colonel, Captain, Lieutenant, General, Sergeant Black, one man army movin' in on your squadron You sittin' still you know you a target You heard, you better duck down! See me comin' better tuck those chains 'Cause you don't wanna feel them thangs If you want it, you can get it baby You know you need to get low Duck down! (Duck down!) See me comin' better tuck those chains 'Cause you don't wanna feel them thangs If you want it, you can get it baby You know you need to get low Duck down! (Duck down!) Yeah We gettin' set to get rid of y'all, that's what it's headin' for The underdog knuckle and brawl with the bigger ball I spit what your wig absorb, sicker than sycamore I'm creatin' a circumstance that you a victim of The rebel or the renegade out on the quest The super black man runnin' wit a S on his chest That stand for the straight struggle to escape the stress You think it's sweet tryin' to eat, you ain't taste this yet So make y'all steps precautious into the darkness Thoughts cold and heartless makin' me nauseous Gettin' more remorseless for what I done If the lawyers and courts wonder what I run Them civil liberties is free, but just for some How you a gangster when you scared to bust your gun For the call, trust your fam or trust nobody at all See them brothers gettin' struck down They better duck down See me comin' better tuck those chains 'Cause you don't wanna feel them thangs If you want it, you can get it baby You know you need to get low Duck down! (Duck down!) See me comin' better tuck those chains 'Cause you don't wanna feel them thangs If you want it, you can get it baby You know you need to get low Duck down! (Duck down!) Yeah I can feel somethin' fa sho, I've been up in here before The gladiator in a Colosseum ready for war That old timer holdin' his revolver set to blow Just like a gladiator at whoever stick his head in the door And one who been through it all, anything go Rather give it to you straight 'stead of speakin in codes 'Cause man, that bullshit can get you riddled with holes If you ain't insured then the hospitals is closed You got to go uptown while ya leakin' on the ground In cases like these, you need to duck down You're five dollar toys, I'm a million dollar man Esquire 'Riq Geez go according to plan I'm thinkin' outside the box, off the blocks An outside your concept of time, off the clocks for real Well it's Black Thought your boss DJ However, you brothers weigh that's what you gon' pay See me comin' better tuck those chains 'Cause you don't wanna feel them thangs If you want it, you can get it baby You know you need to get low Duck down! (Duck down!) See me comin' better tuck those chains 'Cause you don't wanna feel them thangs If you want it, you can get it baby You know you need to get low Duck down! (Duck down!) See me comin' better tuck those chains 'Cause you don't wanna feel them thangs If you want it, you can get it baby You know you need to get low Duck down! (Duck down!) See me comin' better tuck those chains 'Cause you don't wanna feel them thangs If you want it, you can get it baby

Tell me the duck story (Goofy Ahh Uncle Productions) Yeah, that nigga a bitch He's a duck (That nigga a bitch he is a OWOWOWO) Your grandma a bitch She's a duck (Your grandma a OWAOWAO) Your dads uncles brother is a duck (Your uncle a ABLRABRBR) This is the sound of a duck (AHRHAHAH) I'm a duck in the pond I can't swim, I just drowned Wait, no, I got back up Wait, no, I win back down Wanna hear a duck? this is the sound (WAWAWAWA) Yeah, that is the sound of a duck This is the sound of a goose (BLAHBLAHBLUHRR) That was the sound of a goose Me or your nigga Yeah you gotta choose I just drunk some apple juice Zack and Cody I'm on a cruise Just went for a walk didn't put on my shoes They callin' me blue cus' I'm lookin' for clues This is the sound of Scooby Doo Yeah, that nigga a bitch He's a duck (That nigga a bitch he is a OWOWOWO) Your grandma a bitch She's a duck (Your grandma a OWAOWAO) Your dads uncles brother is a duck (Your uncle a ABLRABRBR) This is the sound of a duck (AHRHAHAH) Run up a tree, run up a tree Feelin' like a squirrel (AUGHAAUAUA) Damn why the fuck do I look like a bird? (AHHG AHHG AHHG AHHG) Shoutout to my toilet, eatery turds I'm tired of people telling me I look like a worm I don't give a fuck because we know this is a frog (AGHAGHHGAGH) Damn he just jumped the gate Hold up lemme' grab this bag of chips cus' I ain't ate (I ain't gonna lie, I'll eat this like, I'm hungry as fuck bro like damn man) Yeah, that nigga a bitch He's a duck (That nigga a bitch he is a OWOWOWO) Your grandma a bitch She's a duck (your grandma a OWAOWAO) Your dads uncles brother is a duck (Your uncle what ABLRABRBR) This is the sound of a duck (AHRHAHAH) Uh, Then he waddled away Waddle waddle Then he waddled away Waddle waddle (Aight' bro, have fun)

Breaker, one-nine This here's the Duck again You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, negatory, Pig Pen There ain't no way ou 'Cept for that one Atlantic Ocean Now listen, drop them hogs off in Omaha And get over here in a short 'Cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem! Bears to the left, bears to the right We didn't have no place to go They had us backed up clean to the shore And them cab-over Petes don't float I says, "Pig Pen, I got me a good idea! Them Friends a' Jesus gonna save us! "So praise the Lord and Mister Ford, And follow that mikker-bus, ten-four! Yo-ho-ho, and a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with a Rubber Duck Yo ho ho, and a lots a' luck 'Round the world with the Rubber Ducky! Yeah, we drove on the water like diesel whales Sank about a hunnert-and-ten of 'em I says, "Pig Pen, they just didn't have no faith "They definitely gone ten-seven." By the time we got into that Piccadilly Town 'Bout half of 'em was lost at sea I says, "Break one-nine for a ten-thirty-three" What we got was the cotton-pickin' BBC I say, Fabersham Looks likes the Americans have got themselves another bloody Con-voy! Yo-ho-ho, and a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with a Rubber Duck Yo-ho-ho, and a lots a' luck 'Round the world with the Rubber Ducky! Good heavens! Look at them all! Half of them are sinking in the Thames! Hello! Some of our truck chaps are assisting them Good show, actually Oh, well, ten-four and all that rubbish! Well, we crossed that Channel like snakes on glass And stormed the beach about dawn I says, "Grab your shifters and punch thirteen" "We all goin' truckin' on the Autobahn "Now, Pig Pen, this here's the ultimate slab "'Cause there goes a Mercedes truck." He says, "Break one-three for the Strudel Machine "Ya just blew the doors off'n the Duck. How 'bout it?" Oh, zehn-vier, Rubber Duck! Ve are receiving you vall-to-vall But the schpeed limit on za Autobahn is triple-nickels You travel too schlow, Rubber Duck! We gonna see you around We gone! Auf Wiedersehen! Well, we stopped for a coffee in West Berlin Dumb, dumb, dumb This is the British Had hundred-mile tea Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb I says, "Pig Pen, from here on It's wall-to-wall bears" Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Says, "Bash the Wall, we gonna see" Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Well, them big red bears Must'a been in the bush Dumb, dumb, dumb This is 'cause we didn't see a one all day Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb So we raked up the leaves And we shook out the tree Dumb, dumb, dumb This is 'til they finally had something to say Dumb, dumb, dumb You got it Comrade Duck, you have been given until daybreak in Murmansk to get your cotton-pickin' trucks out of the U. S. S. of R. You will copy! Well, we shot them rigs Through Salt Mine City Dumb, dumb With a hammer and a sickle on down Dumb, dumb Then we hit the fan Through the Sea of Japan Dumb, dumb Tooled into Transistor Town Dumb, dumb I says, "Pig Pen, this here must be the place Dumb, dumb 'Cause everybody's eatin' with sticks Dumb, dumb He says, "Ten-Four, this here is CB land Dumb, dumb 'Cause my channel knob just went crick Dumb, dumb" Ah so, Lubba Duck You have a nice day today Betta day tomollow We catch you on frip-frop! This one Kamikaze Ozzie We gone Sayonara! Yo-ho-ho, and a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with a Lubba Duck Yo-ho-ho, and a rots a' ruck 'Round the world with a Lubba Ducky! Ah, ten-four, Pig Pen What's your twenty? Australia? Mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there But Tasmanian devils and them Q-alla bears What's that? No double-nickel limit? We gonna be there in a short, Pig Pen This here's the Rubber Duck Ten-ten and doin' it to it like Pruitt Used 'ta do it to it We gone! 'Bye-'bye!

Yeah 7x Yeah 5x Yeah 7x (Hook) I think I need my space just like a missing tooth baby I'm moving to La no time to pick and choose baby Top of the year new game I'm January cool baby Ain't fucking with no lame but you already knew baby Ain't really care to bang I see you rep blue baby Don't really care to hang I know I got the juice baby I see the fake page they watching all my moves baby Don't know my opps names this shit like Duck Duck Goose baby Yeah 7x Yeah 5x Yeah 7x I seen some friends turn into snakes I had to cut em loose I got the scope it's aiming at em shit like duck duck goose These niggas fake like BBLs when bitches butt don't move Still bad as hell and her friend I'm tryna fuck her too I might just make my move I'm up in the morning don't hit no snooze I then already took my losses I'm going for wins ain't tryna lose Gotta keep my circle tight can't pick a side no room for you Look how I'm dancing on these beats I'm just in my groove Cant say you know what I been through unless you in my shoes Cause I then earned all my stripes like a Corduroy Built a studio I'm bout to buy another one Six figure homies everybody a hunned up 4th quarter clock ticking ima gun it all You niggas wish you could see me like you Ray Charles Ain't need for you to save the day man take the cape off Been done with eating sweets but this shit here a cake walk (Hook) I think I need my space just like a missing tooth baby I'm moving to La no time to pick and choose baby Top of the year new game I'm January cool baby Ain't fucking with no lame but you already knew baby Ain't really care to bang I see you rep blue baby Don't really care to hang I know I got the juice baby I see the fake page they watching all my moves baby Don't know my opps names this shit like Duck Duck Goose I don't like to play games like duck hunt lets fire some shots The ducks is safe the goose getting knocked for trying the odds I ain't a killer but my niggas commit homicides They ain't no Muslims but they send you up to find Allah Niggas be pussy but be acting like they down to ride How the hell you still be putting no cap behind a lie I ever fucked a bitch I'll never ever cum inside These bitches think cause they say period it's finalized Well I run red lights A star shine bright as headlights I'm only going for WWWs like a website My trigger finger get to itching I ain't talking head lice You know I gotta keep it all the way raw like egg whites I'm moving to La and catching every play like Jerry Rice Out there they rob you broad day I know I gotta step right My circle like some virgin pussy yeah its always keep tight Believed in this shit so much I fucked around and bet twice

Ever since you cut your hair You're so different, you don't seem to care Staying out late, X's on hands Since when do you like punk rock bands? Green eyes leaning in on me Green eyes, am I what you wanna see? Am I what you wanna see? Am I what you wanna see? I liked the girl with the long locks What's her name? I forgot Ten years and we haven't talked Well, there's a new girl on the block Green eyes leaning in on me Green eyes, am I what you wanna see? Am I what you wanna see? Am I what you wanna see? Is it 'cause I cuff my pants Or 'cause I listen to like Mac DeMarco? Or is it 'cause I do a bunch of stupid trendy stuff like that? I don't even know You're kind of a poser and, uh, I don't know Like, nothing's really changed, I just like myself more now Green eyes leaning in on me Green eyes, am I what you wanna see? Am I what you wanna see? Am I what you wanna see?

Baby, look like we making luv on the dance floor Out here grinding, doing drugs on the dance floor Right here behind you, oh you trying to get it up, huh? They change songs, that'll probably mess it up, huh? Don't let them cut the lights on all night long Been trying to get you in the ride, get you right home And handle that, handle handle that, handle that Your ass look like you come from where David Banner at Wanna dismantle that Hold up excuse me where my manners at now, I don't know Rather show you where the hammer at, pow! Get your ass in the bed, put your head in clouds Yes, so well so well endowed I know I know I know Hey hold up, what you stopping for? Pay no never mind it or no dumb shit you be watching for Raise it up, drop it low, make it nice and sloppy joe That's what I want to do with you And this beat we should do it to, ewwh! Making Luv to the beat Making Luv to the Making Luv to the beat, to the beat Making Luv, luv, luv, luv, luv, luv, luv We not even dancing no more Making Luv to the beat Making Luv to the beat Ahhh girl, I don't wanna meet your momma I just wanna take you home with me, smoke a marijuana Put the pussy in a coma, and she won't wake up from me Ain't no business being scared I'm just gone give you what you ask from me, aww baby That's what you get when you do that that, that way that way that way We keep getting closer, now she all up on me We not even dancing no more, making luv to the beat Making luv to the beat, making luv to the beat We not even dancing no more, making luv to the beat Making luv to the beat Making luv to the beat Making luv to the beat Making luv to the beat Making luv Awww, girl Making Luv to the beat, beat To the beat, beat Awww, girl Making Luv to the beat Making Luv to the beat We gone get each other's number, that's just the proper thang In exchange for the sweet, you gone get this ding a lang I'm gone take you McDonald's, get you something to eat You a special little freak to me girl, so you can gon' on get cheese, I ain't tripping on it Hit that drive thru up bae, cuz it is on the way We keep getting closer, now she all up on me We don't even dancing no more, making luv to the beat, beat beat, beat beat Making luv to the beat, making luv to the beat We don't even dancing no more, making luv to the beat, beat beat, beat beat Making luv to the beat Making luv to the beat Making luv to the beat Making luv to the beat Making luv to the beat Making luv to the beat, beat Making luv to the beat, beat Making luv to the beat, beat Ahhhh girl, ba ba baby, ba ba baby, ba ba baby

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