Machayenge 2 Ringtones

Lil Bunty Tumhare abbu aa gaye phir Papa papa Aap phir aa gaye Mubarak ho mili hai maut Tu to silly hai bohat Haan pu*sy tu geeli hai bohat Bunty ko lagi hai bhukh bhukh Nashte mein mili thi haar haar Ab milega dinner me L L Iske muh se tapkegi laar laar Rap ka deepak kalal lalal Kyun aake mara ra har baar baar Main kha ra karare Tu goton se kar ra garaare Ab yeh le karaara jawaab Khod daali kabar teri Nikalo ab kaala coat Vartman mein to sab jaante Main zyada dope Abhi nandu ghusedega ye bambu Is madar*hod pe giraun bomb lage Balakot Loon udan har baaz bole bhai saahab Arjun wala teer tere Gaa*d mein tha dhai saal Sab jaante hain Bunty hai pu*sy All he want is a la*da Ise shauk hai malayi ka Hype lene aa ra Par gaa*d de ra baar baar 4 foot ka lilliput Yeh karega kya maar dhaad Regret karein tere forefathers Ab dhundhne pe milenge yahan Baap tere char char Ise to pata nahi kisse Aladin ke Anpadh khwahish hoti pooori jinn se Teri jasmine karti hai ride haan Ghutne ghise hai usne udti kaaleen pe Bandi ke baare kuchh bolo na bolo na Punjab mein faili thi jaise woh corona Par tu bhi koyi kam nai hai chhote Haan tu bhi to karta hai swallow na Hello cyber police tu la*de ka rapper Hum chalte hain chaude mein chaude mein Kare Antop Hill ki yeh baatein Par rehta hai khud Navi Mumbai ke kone mein KR$NA attacks No GST GST Yeh jaante hum baap hain no PSG Mumbai ke sadkon pe PhD Matlab pretty huge di*k in your B A C Maine maani kabhi haar ni Tere 17 mili subs Phir bhi kuch l*nd ni ukhaad ri 6 maheene se ho raha flop-hi Bina diss ke iske ho re 10 milli paar ni Sab cheenu tera keh de tu cheel mujhe Kisi bhi nazar se lagta ni real mujhe Haan music kare heal mujhe Chal jhuk beta aaja de doon feel tujhe Maare saanp ho gaye frighten python Sonny listen nai ali with no fighting license Chahiye punch lines to me mic pe tyson Yeh bhage kare dash daalun life pe hyphen Tu chhota sa chhotu yakeen kar yakeen kar 4 footiya tu gudiya pakad ke ab neend kar Yadi tu latke re mere tatton pe Pair tere phir bhi ni pohanch rahe zameen par Mere paas ek solid sawal Bol kahan hai teri knowledge gawar Gaanon mein karta sirf la*de ki baat Yeh narnia nahi aaja closet se bhar Pehle hua cocky aur phir flop bhi KR$NA ko ni jaanta tha Now you know of me yeah Tere diss ka best part jab kiya toone Mere aur raftaar wala drill flow copy Samna tum karoge to samne hi maroge Mere sab yahan Kashmir ka me thoroughbred Maine jhada apna sheeshi mein l*nd To paida hua Bunty beta tum surrogate Yeh rapper ab hasne laga hai Jabse dimaag mein tere Woh bas ne laga hai yeah Sadma hai sakht ise dikh ni ra such Kyunki bina kaanch wala Isko chashma laga hai yeah Lagti tu Miya Khaleefa Chahidi hai kinni tareefan I don't need a ticket or visa Just to go and kick it like FIFA Whole family holding flowers Tere golden bars ko de doon golden shower Ab badhiya sa milega tujhe shot And motherf*cker I ain't talking about no golden hour Tu kothe mein baitha Main baitha hoon kothi mein Linein kyun maar ra hai Abhi bhi chauthi ke Tera naam aur logo bhi copy hai Saaanp dekhe maine Jab tha main woh tokri mein yeah Yeh rapper nahi tiktok ki chhokri hai Bistar mein karta yen naukri hai You you you you you you You you you you you you Chal bho*di ke ke Woh karna chahta grind To le ra uski masti main Bunty are you fine? Chilla ra jaise gashti hai Pasand dollar sign Ab Bunty bohot frusty hai Get it from behind Suna de ra tu sasti mein Woh karna chahta grind To le ra uski masti main Bunty are you fine? Chilla ra jaise gashti hai Pasand dollar sign Ab Bunty bohot frusty hai Get it from behind Suna de ra tu sasti mein Ek minute rk minute Swallowna ka phone aa raha hai mere ko Yeh hai round 2 now I'm bound to get at you Saanp wali medusa yeh ban rakhi statue Mujhse kyun bhid ra Kyun Bunty hai chidh ra Ab rupya hai gir ra Badhi dollar ki value Li jagah main na aaya jagah maang ke Kiya tujhe corner phasaya tujhe jaan ke La*de ka khabib disloyal to his peeps Haan lagta hai mujhe Tu aaya hai dagastan se 5G zamana tu 3G pack pe Diya makeover maine li thi back se Ise samajh nahi aa ra Kyun latak ra hai naada Teri bi*ch ke liye She wants easy access Dekh kaise lagta hai kharchon pe tax Tera level wale to saare hain barso se whack Shauk nai karne ka bacchon se behas Nahi to gaa*d mein ghusta jaise kachhon pe tag Divine ne show pe milaya tha Groupie tu backstage aaya tha Us show ke line up pe prabh mai divine the Tu to sirf photo khichaya tha Na label na management vyanjan tha viral Main kar ra tha shows independent Tu artist aloud pe signed tha Pehli baar maine milaye the saavn ke log Mumbai se Dilli tak gaana woh mera tha Pehle se baatein badalti ni kehne se Bola collab hum karte Tu daale phir shartein Ki gaana aaye tere hi channel se Bura ni mana diya tha gaana Badle mein kuchh bhi maanga ek baar ni 4 saal tune kamaya us gaane se Kiya hai toone mujhpe koyi ehsaan ni Ye le ab facts le Tu bohat kare cap apne tracks pe Maine kyun kiya diss I'm the only one doing it right now Bol ke dhabba laga ra tha tu rap pe Kabar mein sulaun like goodnight grandson Make a kid nap I don't care for ransom Safed hogi shakal no Marlyn Manson Ab finally Shahrukh bane fair and handsome Bunty badhai ho Maine imrove karwayi hai teri likhayi ko Aadhi lines to woh teri bhi nai hai Kisne likhai hai teri punch lines wo kisne My gosh oh my gosh Bunty tu kaisa hai rival rival Iske label ka best rapper Rakhta hai jhant par isko Aur manta hai mujhko wo idol Beizzati kaise tu sehti hai roz Milegi ch*t apni panty mein khoj Surpnakha tu naach katwai hai naak Par main kyun doon iski family ko dosh Suna tere neele baal wali saheli bhi Tujhe har raat paheliyan sunati hai Mintu har photo mein daant kyun dikhati hai Lagta hai Bunty ka tu hi chabati hai Ispe to lagaam hai majboot Aadmiyon ke hamaam mein mat ghus mat ghus Bunty ka hajam hai adbhut Jhaa*t jaise baal Poori awaam hai hasmukh Tera career banaya Raftaar ne Haan jaake an choom uske talve Tu naram and weak thoda sharam to seekh Jaise yaar tere pehante pool mein bhi kapde Gaanon mein kele pao kele pao kela khao Nazdeeki tallukaat hai tere banana se Yeh Dilli ki saltanat Main hi hoon Altamash Tu to janani zanana mein 'Cause I been thinking About rappers sounding hibbidie bow Gaandu angrezi nai aati to beizzati karati Haan asli mein karti tu rap ni rap ni Teri album thi flop us'se zyada to Bohat hi ban rakhi hai hype is cap ki Sweet dish kya khayegi Bha*wi yeh khud hi mithai Mumbai ki laundiya ban ri hai bhai Bilal ki kar ra main time se laal Main jeetun ye jung jaise 26 July Lene ki shaukeen awaam F*ck femiway bolo mockingly naam Lil Bunty se phati thi gaa*d Tabhi aath minute chaillayi yeh raa Ab yeh doosri baazi hai Jab bhi tu aayega Hum lene ko raazi hain raazi hain Poori zindgi banana diss Tere art ke liye mere 6 minute hi kaafi hain Machayenge 4 machayenge Ise l*nd pe nachayenge aur Machayege 4 Ise l*nd pe nachayenge aur Machayenge 4 machayenge Ise l*nd pe nachayenge aur Machayege 4 Ise l*nd pe nachayenge aur Maap baap ke baare mein bolega Ise lag ra yeh maar ni khayega Address hai tera mere paas Agar main aaunga bhaag ni paayega na Ek aur baar bol unke baare Maamla rap ke paar hi jayega yeah Bunty to poora hai pu*sy Paper bhi doge yeh faad ni payega Aur mera gaana promote karne ke liye Thank you bi*ch

One by one, they followed the sun, One by one, until there were none. Two by two, to their lovers they flew, Two by two, into the foggy dew. Three by three, they danced on the sea, Four by four, they danced on the shore, Five by five, they tried to survive, Six by six, they were playing with tricks. How many paths did they try and fail? How many of their brothers and sisters lingered in jail? How much poison did they inhale? How many black cats crossed their trail? Seven by seven, they headed for heaven, Eight by eight, they got to the gate, Nine by nine, they drank the wine, Ten by ten, they drank again. How many tomorrow's have are they given away? How many compared to yesterday? How many more without any reward? How many more can they afford? Two by two, they stepped into the ark, Two by two, they step in the dark. Three by three, they're turning the key, Four by four, they turn it some more, One by one, they follow the sun, Two by two, to another rendezvous.

I bet you didn't go to sleep tonight 'Cause I can see it in what's left of your eyes It's not glamorous or sensual It's not sex, it's just stress And you can't manage on your ownio It's less regression, more an elegant hole That comes from lack of job security And more tests but no sex I got your coffee in my cup We could rest like a baby Once we finished thinking everything that can be thought Maybe find a Z-Z-Z at the foot of my bed and my world I'm your girl Four hours sleep, I'm grateful Three hours sleep, I'm skipping things Two hours sleep, I'm a hateful bitch One hour sleep, I'm the missing link Between the living and the dead Oh, living and the dеad, living and the dead I can't remеmber when I last slept right Which could be useful on a Saturday night If I looked any way presentable But I look wrecked, undead So chicken, I know what you're going through Post office windows start to look like the Louvre And your mind starts to disintegrate It's no fun, you're undone I got nothing but Diet Coke runnin' through my veins And when it gets to 4 a.m. I start to talk like baby Going, "Wah wah wah, can I just go back to the womb?" "Is there room?" Four hours sleep, I'm grateful Three hours sleep, I'm skipping things Two hours sleep, I'm a hateful bitch One hour sleep, I'm the missing link Between the living and the dead Oh, living and the dеad, living and the dead Ah, living and the dead Oh, living and the dеad, living and the dead I got nothing but stupid people running through my head And I would literally sell my soul for a bed That does the only thing I've ever asked it to do Ah Four hours sleep, I'm grateful Three hours sleep, I'm skipping things Two hours sleep, I'm a hateful bitch One hour sleep, I'm the missing link Oh, four hours sleep, I'm grateful Three hours sleep, I'm skipping things Two hours sleep, I'm a hateful One hour sleep, I'm the missing link Between the living and the dead Oh, living and the dead, living and the dead Ah, living and the dead Oh, living and the dead, living and the dead