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There's things I don't, want to be misconstrued in my act that I feel often are I don't want you leaving my show thinking, that I think I know better than people Or that I, that I think I'm better than people in general, um Okay, I just wanted to put that out there Uh, this is a song from the perspective of God The books you think I wrote are way too thick Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick? And I don't watch you when you sleep Surprisingly, I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep You're not going to Heaven Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you? None of you are going to Heaven There's a trillion aliens cooler than you You shouldn't abstain from rape just 'cause you think that I want you to You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a fucked up thing to do Pretty obvious, just don't fuckin' rape people, please Didn't think I had to write that one down for ya' I don't think masturbation is obscene It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen You make my job a living hell I sent gays to fix overpopulation, and boy did that go well You're not going to Heaven Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns None of you are going to Heaven You're not my children, you're a bad game of Sims You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to You can eat pork, 'cause why the fuck would I give a shit? I created the universe, do you think I'm drawing the line at the fuckin' deli Isle? You argue and you bicker and you fight Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night Over what they think is true But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you You pray so badly for Heaven Knowing any day might be the day that you die But maybe life on Earth could be heaven Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try? My love's the type of thing, that you have to earn And when you earn it, you won't need it My love's the type of thing, that you have to earn When you earn it, you won't need it I'm not gonna' you love just 'cause I know that you want me to If you want love then the love is gonna' come from you Thank you very much

Im fascinated with pussy Patron and percasets I graduated to groupie love And dirty sex Infatuated, in running with the devil I'm a god, i'm a rebel I'm a dog, i'm a fuckin mess You wanna get in On my personal armageddon Threatened by my recklessness You powerless, i'm obsessed I'm possessed with the heart of a warrior Spawned and raised in southern killer california I got that bubble gum, yeah i got that JD But JD only make a nigga crazy But jagermeister, make a nigga nicer And grey goose helps the groupies get loose Yeah there's a demon inside The slow suicide, that cant be denied The jekyl and hyde, that bonnie and clyde You dig? No regrets, no stress Never vex, no Take your time, you got time You the next Uh oh, uh oh, comeova2nite There's a riot in the parking lot We dancin' in the moonlight Hey hey, get your head right You a rockstar, larger then life Uh oh, uh oh, comeova2nite There'll be fighting in the parking lot And fuckin' in the moonlight Hey hey, get your head right Your a rockstar, larger then life Rock-rock-rock-rock-star Yeah let everybody know I just don't give a fuck Mommy i smoke, and i drank I fuck, i fight, and i stay Punk rock for life Getting high in the club all night Mommy i know what you want The other boys aint doing it right You come on over and i fuck you all night For real though Shorty i know you feel the electricity You feel the fire rising Come and smoke a joint with me Its a prophesy A punk-rock-oprahcy And all shots are free When shorty rocks with me C'mon, c'mon Forget about games Just give me that thang I gotta get inside her Im a little insane Gotta give her that pain Murderin' right behind her Wanna get her back home And when i get her alone Im gonna hurt her Homicide, serial killer Baby i murder ya! Uh oh, uh oh, comeova2nite There's a riot in the parking lot We dancin' in the moonlight Hey hey, get your head right You a rockstar, larger then life Uh oh, uh oh, comeova2nite There'll be fighting in the parking lot And fuckin' in the moonlight Hey hey, get your head right Your a rockstar, larger then life Rock-rock-rock-rock-star Yeah let everybody know I just dong give a fuck Rock-rock-rock-rock-star Yeah let everybody know I just dong give a fuck I live my life on the edge So that i might jump, if you dont push me Got the infared On the ride, punk for punk pussies I pull up in the bentley I fiend the good weed and hennessey Trunk full or fully's and semi's for my enemies Yeah am i foolish for my ways, maybe But i'm gettin paid baby Grew up in the eighties They labeled us ronald reagen babies Obsessed with money and sex Cars and jewelrey Everybodies dying, who's next? It could be you or me Heavily sedated, i've never been this faded Investigators pursuing me Tapin my conversations Cuz the shit i say will prolly get me killed Lyin' niggas just wanna body me But i dont think they will Scar-faced, god he got a posse A dog-faced, who was shot He's in the car chase Tryin' to escape from papparazzi I'm a block star, known as the glock star With shots, popped off, in the moonlight Duckin from cop cars Uh oh, uh oh, comeova2nite There's a riot in the parking lot We dancin' in the moonlight Hey hey, get your head right You a rockstar, larger then life Uh oh, uh oh, comeova2nite There'll be fighting in the parking lot And fuckin' in the moonlight Hey hey, get your head right Your a rockstar, larger then life Rock-rock-rock-rock-star Yeah let everybody know I just don't give a fuck Rock-rock-rock-rock-star Yeah let everybody know I just don't give a fuck Fuck, fuck fuck fuck Bounce, sweat! Homicide, serial killa Baby i murder ya

I once had no fears None at all And then when I had some To my surprise, I grew to like both Scared or brave without them The thrill of fear Thought I'd never admit it The thrill of fear Now greatly enjoyed with courage When I once was untouchable Innocence roared Still amazes When I once was innocent It's still here But in different places Neurosis only attaches itself to Fertile ground where it can flourish The thrill of fear Thought I'd never admit it The thrill of fear Now greatly enjoyed with courage When I once was fearless Innocence roared Still amazes Untouchable innocence It's still here But in different places Fear is a powerful drug Overcome it and You feel you can overcome anything Should I save myself for later Or generously give? Fear of losing Energy is draining It locks up your chest Shuts down the heart Miserly and stingy Let's open up, share! When I once was fearless Innocence roared Still amazes Untouchable innocence It's still here But in different places

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