You Want Some More - Jon Lajoie | English Song

Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man That makes me a good artist This is my new single I hope you like it Wealthy men hired me, to sing This song that they wrote for me, they're investing In this pricey music video, and they're paying To get it played on the radio (on the radio) And they're gonna sell a million (a million) Yes, it's gonna go platinum 'Cause they'll market this song to Young, impressionable, and Insecure teenage girls 'Cause all you gotta say is "Ooh baby", "I love you", or "Girl, I need you in my world". Yes, they'll market this song to Young, impressionable, and Insecure teenage girls 'Cause all they gotta do is find A sexually attractive man that can sing All the words And now the token rap verse That doesn't make any sense But helps it get a small percentage Of the urban music market Hey baby, baby i can tell That you are crazy, crazy Shake that ass girl, My rhymes are gettin' lazy, lazy These things I'm talking 'bout have Nothing to do with the song baby But it don't matter Won't you show me that thong baby? That's how it works In the pop music industry 2010 mother fucker That's just how it be 'Cause they'll market this song to Young, impressionable, and Insecure teenage girls 'Cause all you gotta say is "Ooh baby", "I love you", or "Girl, I need you in my world". Yes, they'll market this song to Young, impressionable, and Insecure teenage girls 'Cause all they gotta do is find A sexually attractive man that can sing All the words Now I'm singing with my gay voice To let you know that I am sensitive Oh yea, I'm singing with my gay voice Teenage girls love a sensitive voice (sensitive voice) And you know I wanna (Make money money, make money money, make money) x3 Rich men makin' money off of Their investments Ooh it's so sexual baby Girl, I love you so much. I wish we could be together Unfortunately we can't because I'm rich and famous and you're not But why don't you just go buy my album? ...and tell your friends about it too So that they also go out and buy it

I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest. I can stay under water for 5 minutes on a single breath. When I focus my mind I always reach my goal, But there's one thing I cannot control I come too fast I come too fast A couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past. I come too fast I come too fast Sometimes it's even game over before I take off my pants. I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick. Thinking of sports or of naked Cathy Bates in About Schmidt. If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two, But if we doggy-style oh man I'm screwed I come too fast I come too fast I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap. I come too fast I come too fast I swear I'll even shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft. Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh . Ooohh. Damnit.