When you've got no more assurance Than a great big hunk of lead And if you don't respond to romance Jack, you're dead! When a chick is smiling at you Even though there's nothing said If you stand there like a statue Jack, you're dead! You've been always kicking But you stubbed your toes When you ups and kicks the bucket Just like old man mose When you get no kicks from loving And you blow your top instead It's a fact that you ain't living Jack, you're dead! If you just ain't got nobody Since you've gone and lost your head Rigor Mortis has set in daddy Jack, you're dead! What's the use of having muscles When your life hangs by a thread If you ain't got no red corpuscles Jack, you're dead! You've been always kicking But you stubbed your toes When you ups and kicks the bucket Just like old man mose When you get no kicks from loving And the news begins to spread All the cats will holler, "Murder!" Jack, you're dead! All the breath is leaked out of you When your friends gather 'round the bed Look at you and say, "Don't he look natural" When that happens to you, daddy Jack, you're dead!

How do you get your sleep at night? How did you get your noose so tight? Like chewing on tinfoil, it's so much fun Gonna be dead before you're gone 'Cause look how things have gotten And I'll be happy, so I won't pretend And I'll be cheering that you're going down And I'll be laughing I'll be laughing How many feelings can you steal? Gotta be part of your appeal I can see through you 'cause you're wearing thin Like chewing on tinfoil once again 'Cause look how things have gotten And I'll be happy, so I won't pretend And I'll be cheering that you're going down And I'll be laughing Ha ha you're dead And I'm so happy In loving memory Of your demise When your ship is going down I'll go out and paint the town Ha ha you're dead Ha ha you're dead Ha ha you're dead Ha ha ha! Ha ha you're dead And I'm so happy In loving memory Of your demise When your ship is going down I'll go out and paint the town Ha ha you're dead Ha ha you're dead Ha ha you're dead Ha ha you're dead The joke is over You were an asshole And now you're gone As your ship is going down I'll stand by and watch you drown Ha ha you're dead Ha ha you're dead Ha ha you're dead Ha ha you're dead You're gonna be dead Just remember what I said Ha ha you're dead Ha ha you're dead Ha ha you're dead

They crucify you when you get it wrong Things are fine they put you ahead They laugh at you with your trousers down They pick the stones and aim them at you're head When you're alive, they won't care what you said What you deserve and all the blood you bled Doesn't matter what you try to hide The sun comes out and then the truth is read Your fans will love you while you're alive But the wreaths are laid by the rest instead When you're alive they won't care what you said What you deserve and all the blood you bled 'Cause everybody loves you when you're dead Kneel and pray by the side of your bed And then everybody loves you when you're dead Kneel and pray just like your momma said When you're alive they won't care what you said What you deserve and all the blood you bled You're turning your grave at what's gonna be said You'll finally be appreciated 'Cause everybody loves you when your dead Everybody loves you when your dead

Surprise! You're dead! Ha ha ha! Open your eyes See the world as it used to be when you used to be in it When you were alive and when you were in love And when I took it from you! It's not over yet You don't remember? I won't let you forget The hatred I bestowed Upon your neck with a fatal blow From my teeth and my tongue I've drank and swallowed, but it's just begun Now you are mine I'll keep killing you until the end of time Surprise! You're dead! Guess what? It never ends The pain, the torment and torture, profanity Nausea, suffering, perversion, calamity You can't get away It's not over yet You don't remember? I won't let you forget The hatred I bestowed Upon your neck with a fatal blow From my teeth and my tongue I've drank and swallowed, but it's just begun Now you are mine I'll keep killing you until the end of time Surprise! You're dead! Ha ha ha ha ha! Open your eyes Surprise! You're dead! Guess what? It never ends Never ever ends