Well, I got a bumper sticker on the back of my truck There ain't another like it 'cause I had it made up I can tell who's behind me, they give themselves away Lay on their horn when they read this phrase Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't But if you do, don't you love to Honk if you honky tonk Me and Friday night go hand in hand Ice cold beer and a swingin' band A girl on my arm that won't let go She caught my little sign about a mile ago Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't But if you do, don't you love to Honk if you honky tonk Well, just the other day, I was cruisin' through town Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now I rolled down my window, he said with a grin "I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in" Honk if you honky tonk, don't if you don't But if you do, don't you love to Honk if you honky tonk Honk if you honky tonk, don't if you don't But if you do, don't you love to Honk if you honky tonk Honk if you honky tonk I hear ya honkin', yeah I'm pullin' over the next honky tonk

There may no be a Superbowl in 2083 Cars and trains and video games will all be history The world just keeps on changing, Things come and then they go Nothing lasts forever except one thing I know. There'll always be a honky tonk With a jukebox in the corner And someone crying in their beer And one old hanger-oner And a lady looking lonely From a losing love affair Yeah. there'll always be a honky tonk somewhere. Yeah, there'll always be a honky tonk somewhere. There may be factories on the moon And farming out in space It seems there's nothing here on earth That something won't replace But as long as there's a broken heart There'll be a place to go Where good ole boys meet good ole girls And the wine and music flow. There'll always be a honky tonk With a jukebox in the corner And someone crying in their beer And one old hanger-oner And a lady looking lonely From a losing love affair Yeah, there'll always be a honky tonk somewhere. Yeah, there'll always be a honky tonk somewhere. There'll always be a honky tonk With a jukebox in the corner And someone crying in their beer And one old hanger-oner And a lady looking lonely From a losing love affair Yeah, there'll always be a honky tonk somewhere. Yeah, there'll always be a honky tonk somewhere...