You Get In The Bowl

This one's for my best friend We never spoke a word But the way he looked into my eyes I knew he understood Grabbing on so tight Like nothing matters more My handsome little scaly guy My pretty baby boy I don't wanna have to miss you I don't wanna have to say goodbye I don't wanna have to leave you To the big bowl in the sky So lucky that you were mine Put your PJs on for one last time And I'm really gonna miss you Rest easy little guy Rushing home from school Couldn't stand to be alone But this year I had someone there With you I had a home If I'm friends with everyone Or have nobody at all You helped me see that either way There's a place where I belong I don't wanna have to miss you I don't wanna have to say goodbye I don't wanna have to leave you To the big bowl in the sky Though it's crushing down on me We both know it's what you need But I'm really gonna miss you So rest easy buddy Yeah I'm really gonna miss you Rest easy for me

You know, I wipe really hard And my toilet paper is weak Sometimes I break right through and my fingernail is rubbing Up against my poopy butt-cheek And I am completely unaware Of what's goin' on down there Until I pull my finger out of my butt and I stare at Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Poop, poop, poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails When the toilet paper breaks There is nothing left standing in between Poop and your fingernails And you're never truly gonna get it completely clean Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Everytime I try to clean it up I fail Never ever, ever, ever gonna win Because the fecal matter is hiding deep down where the nail meets the skin In my fingernails poop in my fingernails Tried the clipper, tried the brush Scrub a dub, scrub a dub-dub But you're only going to get so much When the toilet paper breaks There's nothing left standing in between Poop and your fingernails And you're never truly gonna get them completely clean If you want the cleanliness of your fingernails to improve Go down to the nail salon and ask them if they'll remove Every one of your fingernails I know, I know it might seem extreme But I'm tellin' you that's the only way that They're ever gonna be completely clean

Oh man I pooped my pants again Right in front of my family and my friends It's not that I have a problem with controlling It's just that we were here in this alley bowling And I was in the middle of the best round of my life I wanted to impress my family and my wife (we've been having troubles) It's started when I scored my second strike I was in just the kinda rythm that I liked That's when my bowels told me it was time to get moving I told them to slow down don't mess this up I'm grooving I kept getting strikes and I thought I was gonna make it But then my bowels decided that they couldn't take it I stood there with my cheeks in a tight tight squeeze But that wasn't enough cause the poop started dripping past my knees! Let it all over the alley floor The owner came and told me that I couldn't bowl there any more I begged him saying "I'm just two strikes away from a perfect game!" He didn't care at all about that, he just called me a nasty name And of course now my wife wants to Go through with the divorce after all I guess next time I'm gonna answer when nature calls.

Hello, I love you Won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you Let me jump in your game Hello, I love you Won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you Let me jump in your game She's walkin' down the street Blind to every eye she meets Do you think you'll be the guy To make the queen of the angels sigh? Hello, I love you Won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you Let me jump in your game Hello, I love you Won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you Let me jump in your game She holds her head so high Like a statue in the sky Her arms are wicked and her legs are long When she moves, my brain screams out this song Sidewalk crouches at her feet Like a dog that begs for somethin' sweet Do you hope to make her see, you fool? Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel? Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello (I want you) Hello Hello (I need my baby) Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello