You Fat Bastard

It's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fuckin' shittin' his pants And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again

Yo, when I say you don't want to fuck with me I'm not talking to you girl (and woman) Yo, 'cause y'all want to fuck... y'all want to fuck me I stay away from danger, danger stay away from me I kind of react on y'all niggas and then I flee Whatever you say is a mirage And on top of that, huh, nigga fuck y'all I'm the law of the land, got girls Uncle Nuggah I gagagaga got girls on the command I got the government lost on Gilligan Island (Nigga Please!) By December, CIA gettin' paid taxes back >From the Candy Cane, Santa came, back in the big hurricane You ain't shaggy anymore D8, I ain't in your ballgame I became, ain't your doggy bag ho same You gotta make Ol' Dirty a better man In the world if you wanna live Fuck y'all, God don't forgive I don't answer phones I'll never reveal the Wu-Tang secret, and if you don't believe I'll kill your shit You don't want You don't want fuck with me ('Cause my name is Ol' Dirty) Please Nigga! You couldn't jump jump jump You couldn't punk, you couldn't funk funk funk the shit up My name is Dirt Dog the 18 Millimeter, shoot you up, bust you up (Fuck fuck, What?) I drop an ambulance on a nigga Mad trucks, runnin' over niggas I love bitches, when they front on they pussycat You ain't gettin' over like a fat rat Hate is the method, killin' all you savages You won't be sendin' me messages I put your nigga on pause, I keep that shit on Destroy you through your whores 'Cause you ain't never had clout You niggas on a rat drought I never get tired, I ain't in your drama quote Suck my dick! (To the ugly girls, throw your hands in the fuckin' air!) (To the ugly bitches, wave 'em like you just don't care!) Yo, I'm the cunt breath asshole eater And if you let me physically eat it, it only get (burps) Yo, the race we'll lose I'm?? the booze Don't eat the food! AAAAHH! If you really want to cum This dope game get your pussy numb YO! FUCK Y'ALL! EVERYBODY! Don't ever look at my name as bad

Now you've been holding me down For such a long time now From back then To now in my story Straight from the hood You've always been there for me And ya had my back (When they) Back when everybody said I wasn't anything It was you who had me holdin' on No matter what was goin' on So whatever ya need I got you Reminiscing that 6 train from way back Now its sky blue phantoms and stretch may backs Sweepin' them floors in them Bronx apartments Mira esta que on that red carpet When Pun died you was the first to call me I never told you but you was there for me Whatever you need, I'll be there for you Crack - I got ya back for real (True story) Now my loyalty, will always be With you, if you just promise me That you'll stay real just like you are 'Cause baby you don't have to change (no) You don't know how much you mean to me Whenever you down You know that you can lean on me No matter the situation Boy, I'm gon' hold you down You don't know how much you mean to me Whenever you down You know that you can lean on me No matter the situation Girl, I'm gon' hold you down 2005 Rakim and Jody Watley Why'd she paint such a picture so perfect Quite possibly The real expression from BX To South Beach I'ma always hold you down, girl You can count on me So remember this whenever I call We go back too far We've been through it all Even though we haven't spoke In so long Ain't nothing has changed Not a damn thing, baby Now my loyalty, will always be With you, if you just promise me That you'll stay real just like you are 'Cause baby you don't have to change no You don't know how much you mean to me Whenever you down You know that you can lean on me No matter the situation Boy, I'm gon' hold you down You don't know how much you mean to me Whenever you down You know that you can lean on me No matter the situation Girl, I'm gon' hold you down Like green, it's the autumns Things will stay This industry, yeah, I fought Made me this way Get between me and J.Lo I simply stay You better off sweepin' leaves On a windy day (no) So I don't care about the situation I'ma ride for you if there's a complication Every time you had my back and all When we were young Now you Joe, we crackin' off Now my loyalty, will always be With you, if you just promise me That you'll stay real just like you are 'Cause baby you don't have to change because You don't know how much you mean to me Whenever you down You know that you can lean on me No matter the situation Boy, I'm gon' hold you down You don't know how much you mean to me Whenever you down You know that you can lean on me No matter the situation Girl, I'm gon' hold you down You don't know how much you mean to me Whenever you down You know that you can lean on me No matter the situation I'm gon' hold you down

Freddy, Freddy, Freddy, Fredd-y Freddy, Freddy, Freddy, Fredd-y Freddy, Freddy, Freddy, Fredd-y Freddy, Freddy, Freddy, Fredd-y Fred Krueger's the name You know my game Elm Street's the place if you got the time Listen to this, you'll bust a rhyme Fred Krueger the myth, or Freddy Krueger the man It doesn't matter cause I'm still rappin' bout him understand So sit back Jack I'm gonna bust a rhyme Grab ahold of your friends, it's Krueger time! It's time for Freddy See I'm a popular guy If you don't know yet... You're gonna find out why With a place at Elm Street late one night I know ya like a ghost town, I wanted to fight With a hat like a vagabond, Standing like a flasher, it's Mr. Big Time Freddy Krueger, dream crasher! Tryin' to find a girl to fit his fancy Not once, not twice, but three times--Nancy! All the people sleeping, snoozing, and dreaming While Krueger's on the the corner of Elm Street, scheming Ha! They better wake up And listen to this Because the blades on Freddy Krueger's hands Don't miss! () It's one A.M. and Freddy's here Scream till you (something) he doesn't appear When you see night comin' stay away from the dark. Watch out or Freddy will bust your heart ... Even in part 3 the Dream Warriors fail And Mr. Big Time, Freddy Krueger prevails, It was just prime time, I know you'll never forget, What he did to the girl with the t.v. set But you cant stop Freddy cause he's cood as ice Come right back at, ya to slash and slice Like a jitsu blade or a blender he'll blitz ya Fred Krueger's puttin' on ritz! () Thrillin'! Young ones, old ones, yo' mommas, too. And if you don't watch out, I'm gonna thrill you, too! So my advice to you is to... stay ready... 'Cause you know whos back? Freddy! You see my name is Freddy, and I'm here to say I'll wrap you up and take you away And if you feel like your tired, and ready for bed Don't fall asleep, of you'll wake up dead! ()

I am just a twisted bastard I am just a twisted bastard Darkness growing beneath your heels You think that you know how it feels? Through Seas of Static Shadows reveal Bring to light what flickering lights have concealed Under the covers, armor of steel Phobia of the dark is based in the real You tried your best to make an appeal But it's about time orange prevailed over teal I am just a twisted bastard You would think that, wouldn't you I am just a twisted bastard And I'm gonna come for you I am just the Puppet Master Pull your strings for better views I am just the Puppet Master Twisted bastard knows that's true I am just a twisted bastard You would think that, wouldn't you I am just a twisted bastard And I'm gonna come for you I am just a twisted bastard You would think that, wouldn't you If you think I'd trust you after that You are just a twisted fool The time has come wouldn't you know Radio waves losing their glow Now you're here, the star of the show You're in my clutch and now I can't let you go Cry and whine, tell me all your woes It couldn't change a bit of what we all know Find the tide, watch it overflow To dry in the haze underneath my chateau I am just a twisted bastard You would think that, wouldn't you I am just a twisted bastard And I'm gonna come for you I am just the Puppet Master Pull your strings for better views I am just the Puppet Master Twisted bastard knows that's true I am just a twisted bastard You would think that, wouldn't you I am just a twisted bastard And I'm gonna come for you I am just a twisted bastard You would think that, wouldn't you If you thought to trust me after that You are just a twisted fool